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Zamaldelica (fairy tale or horror story?)

Zamaldelica (fairy tale or horror story?)

  • yes

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • no

    Votes: 11 73.3%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .

smilley

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Lookin good smilley, you got your flush goin perfectly.... :tiphat:

Thanks man, I haven't been highlighting them as they're not from ACE and I don't want to offend anybody (too badly), they just happened to work into the story by accident. The tuned spectrum doesn't do them any justice. I'll snap a pic of each at harvest under normal lighting and hopefully we'll see a little color in the PK x BBs.

Hey, you're one fucked up dude, lol. I read the following post of yours on another thread and thought to myself "the two of us could tear a hole in the space/time continuum, crawl through and hang a licken' on those 'self-transforming machine elves...'

"When i started discovering Demitri i bought a 1/2 oz and the person i got it from told me it is interspatial dimensional travel.
The 'self-transforming machine elves' told me it is just their dimensions, where all of us will go one day, thus powering the expansion of the universe (that remains unexplained by science)....
"

That is DEEP!!!
 
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TheForgotten

Hey, you're one fucked up dude, lol. I read the following post of yours on another thread and thought to myself "the two of us could tear a hole in the space/time continuum, crawl through and hang a licken' on those 'self-transforming machine elves...'

"When i started discovering Demitri i bought a 1/2 oz and the person i got it from told me it is interspatial dimensional travel.
The 'self-transforming machine elves' told me it is just their dimensions, where all of us will go one day, thus powering the expansion of the universe (that remains unexplained by science)....
"

That is DEEP!!!

That can be your inspiration for a fantasy story, you know, as opposed to this reality based one... :biggrin:


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greatwritingasusual:
 
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DNM1

Don’t forget explosives pigs and crazy people!
You from the South Smilley? Lol
Know it's a short overnight stay in Calgary,and,"shopping" might be his priority, but,do you think he might come back with a photo of a beaver?
Calgary
Weed
Beaver
Just noticed dope is going up the list
Would like to see how a Canadian beaver looks
:biggrin:
 

smilley

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Day F59

Day F59

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smilley

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Hola Amigos

Hola Amigos

Yup, back safe and sound from Mexico. What a blast!! That was our first time and we're definitely going again next year. Made a few mistakes as newbies. Paid $150 US for about 2g of poor quality bud, it's a long story but that'll never happen again. That's the first weed I've bought in over 10 years. Ran out of 20 peso notes early in the vacation so all my tips were 100 pesos (about $7.50 US). It did get me great waiter service on the beach so no harm - no foul. So, all in all, it cost a few more bucks than intended but it was so funnnnnn!!



Kathe watered the plants as instructed and sent me these 2 pics. The Kushy clones were at day f67 and the zammies were at day f63.



Checked the plants at lights on this morning and all the big fans were limp and wilting. Should have had Kathe put a gallon on each instead of half. I watered them good and their perking up nicely. I'll update on the weekend. The buds are really filling out and the smell in the room is awesome.

I've got the story almost finished. It needs some editing and a bit of tweaking. I'll start doling it out soon, I want it to finish at harvest
and this thread will be complete. I've really enjoyed doing a bit of creative writing, the first in over 40 years. Thanks everybody for following along and especially those that I've taken liberties with. It's all in fun so thanks for indulging me.
 
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TheForgotten

Welcome home smillie

If it's just once or twice, i've seen mild wilting act like low stress and (i thought) increase terps/potency....
 

vcasqui

Active member
Nice to hear that you had fun in Mexico. It looks like your pocket also had a blast hahaha. 150$ for 2g of weed, holy fucking shit! You are crazy :O

It may be the angle, but it looks like the Zammies got some weight comparing days f59 and f63?
 
D

DNM1

Yup, back safe and sound from Mexico. What a blast!! That was our first time and we're definitely going again next year. Made a few mistakes as newbies. Paid $150 US for about 2g of poor quality bud, it's a long story but that'll never happen again. That's the first weed I've bought in over 10 years. Ran out of 20 peso notes early in the vacation so all my tips were 100 pesos (about $7.50 US). It did get me great waiter service on the beach so no harm - no foul. So, all in all, it cost a few more bucks than intended but it was so funnnnnn!!

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Kathe watered the plants as instructed and sent me these 2 pics. The Kushy clones were at day f67 and the zammies were at day f63.

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Checked the plants at lights on this morning and all the big fans were limp and wilting. Should have had Kathe put a gallon on each instead of half. I watered them good and their perking up nicely. I'll update on the weekend. The buds are really filling out and the smell in the room is awesome.

I've got the story almost finished. It needs some editing and a bit of tweaking. I'll start doling it out soon, I want it to finish at harvest
and this thread will be complete. I've really enjoyed doing a bit of creative writing, the first in over 40 years. Thanks everybody for following along and especially those that I've taken liberties with. It's all in fun so thanks for indulging me.
"Kathe for Hire"
is she available end of August?
:biggrin:
 

smilley

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Nice to hear that you had fun in Mexico. It looks like your pocket also had a blast hahaha. 150$ for 2g of weed, holy fucking shit! You are crazy :O

It may be the angle, but it looks like the Zammies got some weight comparing days f59 and f63?

Yup, it wasn't my finest moment for sure. I fell for the oldest scam in Playa del Carmen "Hey Senior, remember me, I was your waiter at the resort..." Then we got taken into the back room of a store and proceeded to get robbed, kinda. It was supposed to be a quarter oz. My Bad!! At least I didn't get busted or beaten:)
 

smilley

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Kushy Clones Day F74

Kushy Clones Day F74

I took all 4 down today. They were sticky and sweet smelling, fruity. The Harmony smells like fresh lemon. Looks like they'll run about 40g per plant


 

smilley

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Zammies Day F71

Zammies Day F71

I pulled a ton of fans off. I think they look fine and smell kinda like gasoline. Very sticky and resinous. I took a couple of small lower buds for a test sample and I'll scope a few buds for ripeness in a week. I'm extremely happy with them but you can imagine my disappointment when I first saw them after 9 days away and all the big fans were drooping so badly. Anyway, full speed ahead to the finish...

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smilley

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The Story Continues

The Story Continues

Sativa City was abuzz with activity when smilley and his beautiful wife returned home from Mexico, Jojo filled him in on the progress of the tunnelling. "We've finished the main tunnel and almost have the chamber under the house completed. There was a partial cave-in which burried vcasqui but Bubs quickly dug him out and everyone is safe.". Smilley was amazed that they got so much done in his absence. He went over to the Fukn Jungle Trip Shit Mining company and spoke with Bubs and Yukon. Yukon showed smilley some of the gold nuggets they had found in the sluice. "The Gold recovery is getting better and better, smilley. We're all gonna be rich if this continues. You should go away more often, we get a lot done when you're not around". "Just happy to help" said smilley.

Smilley went over to Koondense's place and smoked a reefer with him. "This is going to be my biggest blast ever" said Koondense. "A thousand pounds of explosives - BOOM!!!" laughed Koon. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM..." Koondense was giggling and rolling his eyes. "He's not right in the head" thought smilley to himself.

Later in the evening, smilley and gorilla ganja were guzzling rum and huffing gaggers. gg told smilley that the pigs were still gone but he expected them home soon. "We've started placing Koon's explosives in the chamber. He keeps sneaking up behind people and yelling - BOOM!! Personally, I think he's insane but he's the only one who knows how to detonate the explosives, oh, and he grows some mind numbing weed too". Smilley nodded his head knowingly and lit up another joint.

As smilley and his wife were getting ready for bed they discussed all of the happenings in their absence. "Everyone says how nice it is when your not around" said Mrs smilley. "I'm just happy to do my part. If I have to go to Mexico more often to keep the townsfolk happy then so be it..." vowed smilley. After smilley and his wife had donned their sleeping tutus, they kissed goodnight and curled up for a well deserved sleep.
 

YukonKronic

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Looking really great! Story is awesome too:tiphat:
Your Zamaldelica are gonna be heavy AF it looks like... they put a lot of weight on in their last week or two of flower so I have a hunch they’ll be pretty chunky and dense once they’re done... keep an eye on conditions for bud rot maybe? I’ve had some really thick Zam colas get mouldy and it was pretty disappointing.
 

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