You know you live in the country if......

[caliprop215]

U kno u live in the country......

When u wake up to all your neighbors gun shots.... hunting in the morning on their own land!

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......



some chores still require boots.

 

[Teddybrae]

The Neighbours down the road are 94 and 92 and they can't remember a worse drought!

 

[noyd666]

pretty good if they can still remember.

 

[420somewhere]

Still can't remember..

Still can't remember..

some chores still require boots.

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When I saw such a beautiful young lady...

Except for the ones at the beach...

 

[420somewhere]

When I saw such a beautiful young lady that had chores to do...

Except for the ones at the beach...

Get on it.

 

[armedoldhippy]

some chores still require boots.

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boots, yeah. but why a bikini top with nobody around to see you?

 

[BushyOldGrower]

Woke me up!

 

[OldSchoolGrow]

......when you have a gun range in your back yard.

 

[St. Phatty]

......when you have a gun range in your back yard.

You know you live in the country if......

You buy 640 acres so you can play with Tannerite and be at least 1/2 mile from all of your neighbors.

Though I suppose you could do that in Manhattan too, just climb up to the top of one skyscraper that has an observation deck and affix the target to a big piece of granite, facing upward so the blast doesn't knock any pieces off that could fall on the sidewalk..

Then climb up another skyscraper 2 or 3 blocks away and detonate it.

You might need to wear a Ghihli suit that is part $1000 Italian suit, to fit in.

If you do it at 2 AM in the morning in an office district, you might get away with it.

And the neighbors will say, oh it's just that CEO from the Midwest, she's homesick again.

Or it's Elon Musk.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......

 

[amannamedtruth]

When you call a place like Burlington VT or Boise ID 'a big city' and complain about the traffic and commotion.

 

[420somewhere]

Ouch!

Ouch!

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Let me help you with that!

Please

 

[St. Phatty]

you understand the meaning of the phrases

"happy as a re-loader with some fresh Starline brass"

"disgusted as a re-loader with some fresh Hornady brass"

DAMN I've been burned on Hornady ... twice now, 308 & 6.5 Creedmoor.

 

[Teddybrae]

When the Locals laugh up their sleeves at you saying: "... cows".


[Lotsa where I live is cattle country. So the paddocks (fields) may have Steers, Bullocks, Bulls, Poddies, Wieners, Vealers, or Breeders (the only actual Cows) in them. Locals know the differences.]

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......

 

[shithawk420]

When the Locals laugh up their sleeves at you saying: "... cows".


[Lotsa where I live is cattle country. So the paddocks (fields) may have Steers, Bullocks, Bulls, Poddies, Wieners, Vealers, or Breeders (the only actual Cows) in them. Locals know the differences.]

Oh lawd.wanna know how I know you live in Iowa?

 

[kaochiu]

When the Locals laugh up their sleeves at you saying: "... cows".


[Lotsa where I live is cattle country. So the paddocks (fields) may have Steers, Bullocks, Bulls, Poddies, Wieners, Vealers, or Breeders (the only actual Cows) in them. Locals know the differences.]

Excuse me! All those steers, bullocks, bulls, poddies, wieners, vealers and breeders have a proper name. Bulls around here are called Napoleon, Gadaffi, Vladimir, Machaquito, Islero, Jumbo, etc, whereas breeders are Kasie, Lorraine or Priscilla, Margarita and even Laura. And they have feelings too, you know?

 

[Bud Green]

And they have feelings too, you know?

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