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You know you live in the country if......

CosmicGiggle

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Teddy Bears parade

Teddy Bears parade

You know you live in the country if you have named the bears that visit every day.

I'm expecting the bears to arrive any day now.

The front and back yards are quickly filling up with acorns - it's that time of year!

...... in fact, I just got a hardhat to be able to do yard work without getting a concussion!:laughing:
 

420somewhere

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We've got Squirrels..

We've got Squirrels..

I'm expecting the bears to arrive any day now.

The front and back yards are quickly filling up with acorns - it's that time of year!

...... in fact, I just got a hardhat to be able to do yard work without getting a concussion!:laughing:

It seems as though they're throwing them at me from the Oak Tree above my Pool and Spa

Haha :biggrin:
 

Bud Green

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It seems as though they're throwing them at me from the Oak Tree above my Pool and Spa

Haha :biggrin:

You know you live in the country if......

You read the last comment and the first thing you think of is the pond, just past your property line,
and the watering trough in your front yard that you use to sit in to cool off, on these hot 'Indian Summer' days!:biggrin:
 

Pinball Wizard

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Damn!...no bats around this year and the skeeters are bad.

next year; if the little vampires are this bad?..

...I'm getting a commercial fogger and filling it with DDT
 

kaochiu

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When crossing the stream you know the fixed stones. Can make a mental map of your backyard forest with known individual trees. Your dogs don't have a stupid stare like their urban counterparts. You wear a hat. An ultrasharp pocket knife is your eleventh finger. You eat every piece of fruit right in its peak moment. You never get sick, but when you do, you're this close to death.
 

Snook

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Damn!...no bats around this year and the skeeters are bad.

next year; if the little vampires are this bad?..

...I'm getting a commercial fogger and filling it with DDT
if they aren't around 'this year' theyre somewhere else.. lead them bakck to you by putting up some bat houses..
 

armedoldhippy

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if they aren't around 'this year' theyre somewhere else.. lead them bakck to you by putting up some bat houses..

the mosquitoes are ALL in my fucking back yard this summer...and my bats are nowhere to be seen. damned bloodsuckers probably killed & ate them while they were hibernating this past winter...
 

Betterhaff

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Speaking of bugs, here’s a story. One summer I spent a few weeks in the mountains of Vermont for some training. We were staying with a chap that had a cabin in the woods. The bugs were horrendous and he said they always were that time of year.

One day he comes home carrying this box. It was a big bug light, a zapper. We laughed and said what do you think that's going to do. He replied the longer it is used it will eventually eliminate the bugs, reducing the population long term because not only does it kill them off immediately it reduces the breeding population.

He was so proud and eager to get this thing working he went right out and hung it. Immediately there was a “zziet” followed by another and another. The progression got faster and faster. We had dinner and a few drinks and went to bed.

It was usually very quiet at night there other than the usual woods’ sounds. I remember lying in bed that night hearing this constant buzz, it sounded like a very loud hum of an electrical transformer.

The next morning we went out to check the bug light and I swear there was over a foot of fried bug carcasses on the ground beneath it. We laughed and laughed and gave the guy so much sh*t, telling him at least it’s a start.
 

Capt.Ahab

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When you buy a new upper and get home, load up a 30 rounder and do a mag dump out the back door to test function and no one cares.
 

Betterhaff

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bug lights don't bother skeeters...they like that CO2 your're pumping out :chin:
This is true but it was hilarious. Unfortunately he was frying a lot of harmless moths and midgets that provide food for other creatures. I have lots of bats and barn swallows but the skeeter population has been down because it’s been so dry.
 

Pinball Wizard

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This is true but it was hilarious. Unfortunately he was frying a lot of harmless moths and midgets that provide food for other creatures. I have lots of bats and barn swallows but the skeeter population has been down because it’s been so dry.

In years past...twilight..when the street lights come on...the bats would swam over the house. Very few skeeters.
I hope bats come back. Lots of caves, nearby.
 

Snook

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!caves! that's where the bears are theyre talking about.. momma, papa and Goldilocks


EDIT: OOPS wong thread.
 

St. Phatty

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You can have a Lazy Boy, outdoors.

I'm thinking about buying a purple lazy boy as a lawn chair for a friend with a hernia. So they can visit and clean bud.

But I'm not sure if I want to be responsible for a purple lazy boy for the next 20 years of my life.

Maybe I'll offer a bit less :tiphat:
 

420somewhere

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For the outdoors..

For the outdoors..

You can have a Lazy Boy, outdoors.

I'm thinking about buying a purple lazy boy as a lawn chair for a friend with a hernia. So they can visit and clean bud.

But I'm not sure if I want to be responsible for a purple lazy boy for the next 20 years of my life.

Maybe I'll offer a bit less :tiphat:

I have some Zero Gravity Reclining chairs for the outside. They're great and allow you to look up and see the stars in the desert. About $50-60
 

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