You know you live in the country if......

[MileHighGlass]

When you have a gun rack in your truck, but most of your guns are under the drivers seat.

When you hold your passengers beer so he can shoot a varmint on the side of the road.

when you always have hair stuck in your bumper

when "hunting season" is a suggestion

 

[MileHighGlass]

When you go to a family reunion and have to pretend she's only your cousin.

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......

When your out of state friends want to come for their first visit, you tell them to write down the directions you're going to give them to your house..

They argue with you that their GPS will get them right to your door,
but you know they will end up 1 and a half miles away and their cell phone won't have service to call you when they're hopelessly lost...

 

[noyd666]

when ya use a .22 to shoot the matchbox of the mantle piece.

 

[_tessarecting]

You see five deer running for their life and you wonder what it was that freaked them out...

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......


You're happy that it's April, not just because gardening season is starting soon,

but because you know that it's gonna be at least 8 months before your driveway looks like this again....



..

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you can put your male plants in one of the back windows and not worry about anyone seeing them.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......





you're loling hard, because you know this squirrel's been shot dead @ the feeder. lol! Never mind the Disney-fication of the caption below.

passed out my ass, long live the .22LR

 

[noyd666]

IF YER CORNER STORE STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS.

 

[oneofus]

......when your neighbors not only don't give a rats ass about you shooting out your back door but they come obver and ask if they can pop off a few rounds with you...lmao

 

[MicroRoy]

You know you live in the country if you understand the jokes these people tell.​

 

[CosmicGiggle]

you know you live in the country if yer out driving and have to stop the car 'cause there's a chicken trying to cross the road.

 

[MJPassion]

^^^ Did it make it to the othet side?^^^

Now that's the question... lol!

 

[shithawk420]

"Hi, I'm larry , this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl."

 

[GainGreene]

You know your in the country when you pull over for directions and the response you get for asking, how do you get to Walmart? "Well usually my cousin takes me!"

 

[CosmicGiggle]

.... and when yer finally in the checkout line in Walmart and the clerk calls yer cart a "buggy"!

 

[_tessarecting]

... when it's quieter outside then it is in your house. Sometimes I feel like I'm stepping into an outdoor recording studio.

 

[growingcrazy]

... when it's quieter outside then it is in your house. Sometimes I feel like I'm stepping into an outdoor recording studio.

Sleeping in a house with no electrical devices running is one of the most peaceful sleeps. Aside from the ones out in the back 40 in a sleeping bag, with vast amount of silence.

You know you live in the country when the sheriff dials the number on the posted sign because he isn't sure how he will be greeted.

 

[noyd666]

WHEN YER STILL USEING NEWSPAPER TO WIPE YER ARSE.

 

[MicroRoy]

When you smell the from your up hill neighbors chimney. We know it's time to pull the row covers over. Cause the frost is gonna drop.