you know U are a real grower when:

[headband 707]

When your extremely sticky fingers stick to your computer's keyboard LOL Headband707

 

[decarboxylator]

when you get everyone high without considering the expense of that session.... because it grows on trees

 

[ICETOKER]

....when the shutter button on your camera get´s stuck every other time it´s pressed cos of the resin!!

 

[cobcoop]

You're buying trashbags just for the twisty ties?

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

When you go to wash your truck in the winter and when spraying the ice off your license plate and rear bumper area you realize there are multiple hydroton balls frozen to it.

 

[303hydro]

When you are so picky about your own quality standards that you sell your Headband 707 for $100oz because you think it's a little off.......... and then hearing about all the " spirtual experiences" everyone who smoked it had.

....... Your a real COLORADO grower when you throw strains away that people pay $5k for a cut of. lol

 

[redbudduckfoot]

when anything you ask the hydro store to get is there the following monday, everytime.
you have a line of credit there.

 

[dagnabit]

....... Your a real COLORADO grower when you throw strains away that people pay $5k for a cut of. lol

wow 5k for a cut?

thank gawd im not a colorado grower LOL..

i only payed $500 for stella...

to my knowledge i was the only one stateside who had her at the time...

 

[pftek]

immediately can recognize the smell of someone growing. you don't know exactly where but know it's there.

have to ask other people if your house smells cause you can't smell it anymore.

curious to know if the landlord knows. when high "he has to suspect something."

pay rent in cash.

 

[Zowie]

When you're out and about and see some random plants, you imagine what they would look like grown under a HPS hydoponically.

When a community of gnats decided to intrude on your home.

When you must use the "incandescent" white settings on your camera just to take pictures in your house.

When you're out on a date but you MUST be home for light's out because the door is open.


When a chick asks to come over, and it's either expose it or not get any... You go home and masterbate.

 

[wisco61]

You don't engage in any risky sports or activities because you might break a leg and then WHO WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE PLANTS?!?!?
You could talk for hours about organic gardening, composting, and manure and have not once in your life had a yard much less a garden.

 

[SOTF420]

You barely have any room left in your freezer for food because it's full of Cannabis pollen, frosty trim & seeds

 

[Mr.Meds]

when you're replacing buttons on your pants with S-Hooks.

When you have had packets up PH-calibration solution explode in your pocket!

Both arms are always stickier than fly paper

You clean your grow room more than your house.

When your store credits at home-depot/hardware stores & grow stores have surpassed your bank account!!

When your bank account has surpassed your store credits at home-depot / grow stores! HAHAHA

 

[RoachClip]

You know your a real grower when you buy a tent and port a potty and move your gf into the tent and use her space and closets for your growing gear...

 

[303hydro]

immediately can recognize the smell of someone growing. you don't know exactly where but know it's there.

have to ask other people if your house smells cause you can't smell it anymore.

I just almost died laughing, that was the best post ever and ever so true. What's really bad is when you take a vacation and then come back, then you don't have to ask.....

 

[B. Friendly]

When a chick asks to come over, and it's either expose it or not get any... You go home and masterbate.

lol so hunny your place or my car and a romantic parking lot... what, come back, hey, but I am cool with your ro-o-oom m-a-a-t-e...

 

[supermanlives]

when all your food contains thc. your roomates are scared to steal any more of your snacks as the last time a tray of brownies disappeared a religious group had a vision.ya thats how i roll my stuff makes you trip LOL

 

[imadoofus]

you know youre a grower when your first harvest relinquishes you from the bondages of the black market.

 

[Max Headroom]

...when every time you hear R.E.M.'s song "Gardening at Night" you think about your plants

 

[dankski]

you know youre a grower when your first harvest relinquishes you from the bondages of the black market.