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you know U are a real grower when:

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arcticsun

when all your lighters are so sticky that they are almost impossible to light
 

GhettoInc

Member
when you put buying grow supplies in front of money for food gas etc to get you new room set up
when you go into home depot and buy a big black mixing tray some timers and a fountain pump in december
when a sick looking plant stresses you out and ruins your day
if you got electrocuted at least one time because your to scared to let anybody in the house.
when you smoke a whole ounce in a day
if you drive your garbage all the way to the other side of town
when you know what kind of light every street light is and how many watts its using just by driving by
when you have to unplug your oven and use its 220 outlet.
if you have gotten more then 5 packs of seeds busted by customs.. and you still order more anyways.
you constantly look out your windows.
when you cant use any electricty in your house because your fuse box will blow
if you ever used the exhaust off a 1000 to heat your bedroom
if you have ever got a tan from grow lights
you would rather be in your grow room then with your gf
your scared to leave your house incase a fire starts or a pump goes bad
 

Norkali

Active member
when you put buying grow supplies in front of money for food gas etc to get you new room set up
when you go into home depot and buy a big black mixing tray some timers and a fountain pump in december
when a sick looking plant stresses you out and ruins your day
if you got electrocuted at least one time because your to scared to let anybody in the house.
when you smoke a whole ounce in a day
if you drive your garbage all the way to the other side of town
when you know what kind of light every street light is and how many watts its using just by driving by
when you have to unplug your oven and use its 220 outlet.
if you have gotten more then 5 packs of seeds busted by customs.. and you still order more anyways.
you constantly look out your windows.
when you cant use any electricty in your house because your fuse box will blow
if you ever used the exhaust off a 1000 to heat your bedroom
if you have ever got a tan from grow lights
you would rather be in your grow room then with your gf
your scared to leave your house incase a fire starts or a pump goes bad

The worst. You know your a grower when you have a mini-panic attack everytime you hear sirens blaring on a firetruck...."Are they heading towards the spot?"
 

bud lover

Member
when every tiny fly you see in your house is threat and you cant rest till you've squashed it

when your calender doesn't have any birthdays weddings or anniversaries wrote on it

when you can't sleep without the calming buzz of your extractor fan
 
C

CFL_Grow

when you roll out of bed to measure the canopy distance from the bulb to check if the lights need raising today.
 

B. Friendly

"IBIUBU" Sayeith the Dude
Veteran
you surround yourself with peps that have something you can gain from as a grower

alternatively if you have a question you are not to ego'd to ask it.

best growers are seen and not heard, ie 2 ears one mouth
 

compost

Active member
When your 18 talking about soil microbes that goes over the head of 75 year old lifetime farmer and you live in an apartment in the city and have never even had a garden.
 
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ak-51

-When the 3rd shift cashiers at the big-box retailer one town over know you as the guy who always buys all that aquarium equipment. ("he must have a lot of fish")
-When you watch Trailer Park Boys and can immediately spot what they're doing wrong.
-When your backup alarm clock is lights coming on.
 
When you understand the limitations of an outlet or circuit in terms of how much grow equipment you could run off it.

And I love what aeroguerilla just said:when you have way to much equipment and not enough grow houses to fit it all in.

We ARE a crazy bunch around here, that's for sure.
 
R

RedRain

you let your 2 tents have the big bedroom with the double closet and the washroom, because you know that your ladies need it more than you do. lol
 
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arcticsun

when you know 10 different uses for lighter gas, just incase the cashier at the store asks why you need 50 cans of lighter gas..
 

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