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you know U are a real grower when:

shroomyshroom

Doing what we do because we are who we are
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when you have the choice growing OG serious seeds ak47 or growing some bag seed you found in your weekly smoke...........
 
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ak-51

how do you know your a fake grower ?
When descriptions of your grow sound strangely familiar to scenes from Trailer Park Boys or Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

When miracle grow, boiling your roots, and feeding with bong water are all valid methods of increasing either yield or potency.

When the only marijuana-related acronym you are familiar with is THC. You think HPS means High Potency Sticky.
 
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ak-51

You wake up the day after harvest... There's little leaf fragments everywhere!
 

yortbogey

To Have More ... Desire Less
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when U have across-country move and factor in the cost of the "new room" setup as part of the moving expenses....
 

turbolaser4528

Active member
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when U have across-country move and factor in the cost of the "new room" setup as part of the moving expenses....

haha yupppp.

- ..when you spend more on food for your plants than yourself, and even for your family if you have kids.

- ..when you think the old lady at the grocery store is working for the DEA tracking your every move cuz you put up grow pics on the internet.

- ..when you talk to yourself, giggle, and think of how much $ you could actually make growing weed, ha ha!

- ..when you get angry/anxious because your passion is illegal, and you could seriously fuck up your life by growing this amazing plant, then you continue onwards like a fearless warrior!

- You know you're a real grower when you live your life like a god damn ClA agent
 
- ..when you get angry/anxious because your passion is illegal, and you could seriously fuck up your life by growing this amazing plant, then you continue onwards like a fearless warrior!

- You know you're a real grower when you live your life like a god damn ClA agent
Your words hit very close to home!!!!
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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When you calculate costs of things in pounds:

My power bill costs ~2 pounds per month etc...


When you could smoke your vacuum cleaner bags there's so much popcorn and trim in it.

When you make more $ from honey oil than lots of guys make from selling their buds...
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
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Damn, might be time to buy some solar panels.

No matter what, it's at least a 5 year payoff, not smart to grow in one place that long IMHO. Also, the quote I got last year was $380K (about a half acre of panels) after the govt rebates! That's alot of cheddar ;)
 
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Iron_Lion

No matter what, it's at least a 5 year payoff, not smart to grow in one place that long IMHO. Also, the quote I got last year was $380K (about a half acre of panels) after the govt rebates! That's alot of cheddar ;)


Holy shit a half acre of panels, yeah 5 year pay off is what I read a while back.

It's fucking retarded that as far as we have come as the human race we haven't figured out a more economical way to produce energy.
 

woolybear

Well-known member
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... you get bummed when a healthy cut dies overnight mysteriously... gotta sanitize or something....
 
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In~Plain~Site

you can't live without that little doo-hickey you get from your local Agway....
 
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longearedfriend

Holy shit a half acre of panels, yeah 5 year pay off is what I read a while back.

It's fucking retarded that as far as we have come as the human race we haven't figured out a more economical way to produce energy.

I think we have, but some people weren't happy about it and I think that money/energy is not spent on finding/producing renewable energy technology.
 

turbolaser4528

Active member
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You know you're a grower:

when you have the knowledge of a regular person + that of an Attorney, Accountant, F3d3ral Agent, Farmer, Carpenter, and a f$*%in Scientist.

when you distance yourself from family and friends in case you have to do a few years in the pen. FML!

when you sleep with a loaded gun as your freedom is on the line for a fuckin plant!
 

Grizz

Active member
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when you figure out you dont need all these high priced nutes and super additives, just some dirt and bat shit.
 
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