you know U are a real grower when:

[shroomyshroom]

when your missus asks you what strain do you want for your birthday and Christmas present

when you go for walks and you see trees that look like they would hide mj perfectly.

when you got $50 to your name till pay day and $48.50 of it goes on a bag canna coco and canna coco A + B nutes

 

[whodair]

when a girl looks up and reports your junk tastes like skunk !!

 

[exploziv]

I think "when you never have to stress about having less weed than you can smoke." is short, simple and says it all!

 

[ruca421]

When every time you think the ladies aren't worth the paranoia, this thread reminds you what is really important.

 

[Tonatiuh]

when a $500 electric bill is normal for you.

when the dudes at the growshop know not to come help you until everyone else thats in there has left.

when smokin a oz. every 2-3 days is really not that much.

when you have F.U.C.K.E.M. in ur sig :friends:

peace-T-

 

[canadiancracker]

not to one up people but when i call around to shops to see if they have the equipement i need, they know its me by the sound of my voice.

i also have a line of credit at a couple shops. and im not talking 500$.

when you have to make your way for grower to breeder because you need something new in your garden unlikely but im sure at least some of up have grown 100+ strains.

 

[bushmasta]

When you take your shoes off to find a bud that somehow fell into there, brush the fibers off and load it up
When you pack a bowl and put it beside your bed at night for when you wake up the next morning.

When you drive down the interstate you are looking for possible spots for next yrs outdoor instead of looking at billboards.

When you always keep a towel under your bedroom door to prevent light leaks

 

[purple_man]

when your seedstash, consumes more space in the fridge than food.
you add ph - to your rez, and your spot on without the need of the ph meter.
when you got more seeds stashed than a small growshop.

blessss

 

[shroomyshroom]

when you go to the toilet and you find a "how to grow bible" in there instead of a play boy

 

[ianSF]

When the Sheriff knows you grow and doesn't care...

 

[ak-51]

Your work uniform consists of pajama bottoms, a lab coat, and a hat with a green light. No shirt, no shoes.

 

[supermanlives]

money money money

 

[vaped]

1. When your power bill costs more than your house payment.
2. when your monthly growstore bill is higher than your power bill.
3. When you sleep under lines of drying marijuana .
4. When your nieghbor asks if your dog was sprayed by a skunk.

 

[brer]

when you love this thread

when you love this thread

When you'r more interested in heating you'r grow room than keeping yourself warm and fed
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When you only go to the health food shop for molasses
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When you goto the moto factor's/part's supplier for sulphuric acid AKA PH down
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When everyday object's can have a grow potential , you use a pot for a watering can and the kitchen basin for mixing feed , you only boil the kettle to dissolve molasses .

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

higher tolerance for weed than anybody around

driving live plants across two state lines risking jail time because you can't bear the thought of losing the genetics

taking 1500$ worth of home grown kind and turning it into hash oil...for fun

seed stock backed up from all around the world

Never being 100% satisfied with any bud that wasn't grown up to standards you have seen or know that can be achieved

your grow room heats the house

secluding yourself in the grow room for hours and it seems like minutes (grow room time capsule effect)

reading about cannabis having a teacher spirit inside it and then finally feeling it first hand

wanting to guerrilla grow just about everywhere

hunting for bag seeds

strain names become irrelevant and you start to uniquely be able to identify with only smells and taste

 

[sackoweed]

dog is reeeally spelled c.a.t.

 

[High Country]

When you clone a leaf, for fun and get roots.

IT'S A PITY IT DIED, I MIGHT PURSUE THIS

 

[High Country]

And a 6 week old flowering leaf at that, see the flowers on the leaf.

 

[B. Friendly]

you diagnose your own girl illnesses,
and don't fall for the foolish theories you'll hear on every canna board
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=11688

 

[Max Headroom]

...when having less than 5 different varieties to smoke becomes unacceptable.

...when you bask in the spring sun and wish your plants could be here instead of you.