What's new
  • As of today ICMag has his own Discord server. In this Discord server you can chat, talk with eachother, listen to music, share stories and pictures...and much more. Join now and let's grow together! Join ICMag Discord here! More details in this thread here: here.

Will they find the plane?

Eighths-n-Aces

Active member
Veteran
i can't find my keys

i would usually figure that they have to be in the house because that is were they were last seen, but that was before i found out about all the evil powers that help things to disappear.

now i figure the smart thing to do would be call the guys at Fort Carson and ask if they have them, or search E-bay to find them being sold cheap, or find out if the chip that they implanted in my head while i was in the army is controlling my thoughts ............. i just can't decide what i should do first

but now at least i know that looking for them where i lost them would make me a brainwashed conformist who can't think for himself so i won't waste any time looking in the garage unless i see the queen snooping around out there

anyone see any flaws in that logic?
 

headband 707

Plant whisperer
Veteran
Me? I personally should be made to pay for things that happened centuries before I was born?
maybe I should start attacking and suing myself. The Anglo-Saxon bit can sue the Viking and Norman bit, and the ancient Briton bit can sue all the lot of them and the Italians (Romans) too.

Of course we all know white europeans are responsible for all the bad things in the world. The indigenous peoples of the Americas, Africa, Asia, were all peace loving hippies, living in perfect harmony with nature and each other, and never made war, killed, subjugated, or enslaved each other until Whitey came along.

Does anyone seriously think that had the shoe been on the other foot, things would have been any different. Get fucking real. Humans are tribal and warlike, and different groups try to dominate and take from the rest.

Britain does pay, to try and right the wrongs of the past. We are 2nd biggest aid donor, and the biggest compared to the population. The US gives a little more than twice what we give, despite having close to 10 times the population and her being richer per head than we are.

I wouldn't be too cocky if I were you either, looking at Canada's treatment of her indigenous people since becoming an independent nation.

You know I have heard of Monarchist's I have just never actually met any lately ...
You do know they tried to arrest Queeny a couple of dayz ago right?
I love how people skip over the part about who they are and where they actually came from . Like Obama's birth certificate.Well at least I won't get pulled apart by 4 horses for talking truth about the asshole Royal's lol..Real nice kinda people what haven't they done for their country right lol..http://itccs.org/ tally hoooooo headband 707:biggrin:

http://beforeitsnews.com/spirit/201...p-of-canadas-genocide-of-indians-2476044.html
 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
You know I have heard of Monarchist's I have just never actually met any lately ...
You do know they tried to arrest Queeny a couple of dayz ago right?
I love how people skip over the part about who they are and where they actually came from . Like Obama's birth certificate.Well at least I won't get pulled apart by 4 horses for talking truth about the asshole Royal's lol..Real nice kinda people what haven't they done for their country right lol..http://itccs.org/ tally hoooooo headband 707:biggrin:

http://beforeitsnews.com/spirit/201...p-of-canadas-genocide-of-indians-2476044.html

Me a Royalist/Monarchist,
That's priceless.
If it were up to me we'd be taking a leaf out of France's book, but that doesn't mean I am able to to look away when someone is spouting nonsense.

Hitler was a ****, but if someone was saying he was a secret LSD chef travelling around the world, cooking up bad acid to make people have bad trips, working in association with the UN, the DEA and InBev, I'd have to call bullshit on that too, regardless of the ****ishness of the person in question.

International common law court?? Oh, you're a freeman....explains a lot.
 

foomar

Luddite
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Spend a bit less time on one handed websites and conspiracy forums and you might still amount to something.

Looks like I was wrong.

If you carry on down this road you are going to end up in a padded cell in a secure wing of a psychiatric hospital drawing pyramids on the walls in your own excrement.

Seek help before its too late.

I have met several minor royals at a charity clay shoot , they seemed pretty average and normal to me and their participation raised a large sum that would not have been possible without them.
 

Wiggs Dannyboy

Last Laugh Foundation
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Sarcasm is another minefield I have yet to master.

IC Mag needs to have a designated sarcasm font.

I visit a website for Boston Celtic fans, and they have a font designated for sarcasm. I put the first line above in Comic Sans, it looks a bit different, but the font used at the Celtics site is much more noticeably different, much more so than Comic Sans.

Anyway, once you have a designated font to express your sarcastic thoughts, the problem of expressing sarcasm in type goes away. The only important aspect of a sarcasm font is that it be immediately noticeable, without any similarities to the most commonly used fonts.


 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
IC Mag needs to have a designated sarcasm font.

I visit a website for Boston Celtic fans, and they have a font designated for sarcasm. I put the first line above in Comic Sans, it looks a bit different, but the font used at the Celtics site is much more noticeably different, much more so than Comic Sans.

Anyway, once you have a designated font to express your sarcastic thoughts, the problem of expressing sarcasm in type goes away. The only important aspect of a sarcasm font is that it be immediately noticeable, without any similarities to the most commonly used fonts.



I reckon Skip could do it. We've got all those font options and clicky buttons to itialicise. Maybe we should have one, which is a ridiculous wobbly font, and of course it should automatically be set to purple.
It's the only way my purple sarcastic promise will happen, because I don't know how to only make certain parts of the text appear in a certain colour.

Spell check, fuck off, I'm British, and I am spelling things correctly, most of the time...... Colour definitely has a u in it, spellcheck, so there.
 

foomar

Luddite
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Shame we cannot patent and license the use of English language , would help the balance of payments.
 

GreeeeN GRassss

duppy conqueror
Veteran
Harry i dont know where you think im from but im from this side of the pond;) jah mon :) lol

my milk bottle looking legs can prove that to.
 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard
Veteran
Harry i dont know where you think im from but im from this side of the pond;) jah mon :) lol

my milk bottle looking legs can prove that to.


I'm am getting incredibly adept at this self-pwnage thing......:biggrin:

GreeeeN GRassss Imaginary Jamaican.

I'll pass on the legs...my own are bad enough.
 
S

SPG*

i can't find my keys

i would usually figure that they have to be in the house because that is were they were last seen, but that was before i found out about all the evil powers that help things to disappear.

now i figure the smart thing to do would be call the guys at Fort Carson and ask if they have them, or search E-bay to find them being sold cheap, or find out if the chip that they implanted in my head while i was in the army is controlling my thoughts ............. i just can't decide what i should do first

but now at least i know that looking for them where i lost them would make me a brainwashed conformist who can't think for himself so i won't waste any time looking in the garage unless i see the queen snooping around out there

anyone see any flaws in that logic?


My keys have been missing for days :(
"Evil powers"!? lol,THAT is close to home..! Well something Genetic is to Blame as usuall imoe
 

Latest posts

Latest posts

Top