They're a majestic animal, I wanna make one 1000lbs of jerky in my hand built smokehouse
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Jerky down here goes for like 8$ for 8oz
moose eater
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The wild ones in Alberta, near Jasper (where they were very recently evacuating folks due to out-of-control wildfires) wander into town, and pretty much any place they want to go. You can find pics of elk in 'downtown' Jasper Alberta.
South of there a bit, where one would turn east to go out to Kootenai Plains, in between Jasper and Banff, I woke up in my tent one morning on my way to Kootenai Plains group camp area for a reunion of sorts I'd put together when I rode my first Electraglide down that way, to find a number of them grazing their way past my tent. I stayed put for a bit.
I'm starting to realize why I get banned now and again (please warn me first)
I don't wanna fight a horse with horns, no sir
This has nothing to do with slavery, this is redneck peckerwoods shit. Not plantation owner shit. I worked the same fields
moose eater
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Just like people get fucked up messing with the bison in Yellowstone and other Nat'l parks, there are Darwin Award contestants that try to get too close to the elk for photo ops, etc., and sometimes they'll let you know in some abrupt ways that you're violating some personal space boundaries.
moose eater
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For sure, they got 50ft
moose eater
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They're typically significantly smaller than a large bull moose.
You gotta be retarded fucking with a Yellowstone bison. It's not a fucking cat it's a 2000lb bull
Heeere kitty kitty kitty I can hear Karen saying it
She's gonna call the cops on the bison
moose eater
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If they were really bright, the elk would start charging the touristas $10 for a pic, and $20 for a selfie with the elk.
moose eater
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If cops get involved, it's as often as not to ticket the tourists for harassing the game, assuming the tourists have already been warned. Not that there aren't typically signs in the Nat'l Parks telling people to keep their distance and to not feed or harass the wildlife.
GainesvilleGreen
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Don't know how you guys do it up there Moose Eater..I grew up in the woods tracking, ect. But I'm not fucking around with no Grizzlies, that's where I draw the line.
So much respect to you guys
So much respect to you guys
I get what you're saying but you gotta translate it to their dollars, turnips is 10, nice little batch of spinach is 20, turnips is 60
Grizzlies like their space. But DO NOT fuck with the cubbs
So yeah they're pretty dangerous the females, generally the males want nothing to do with humanity
I said turnips twice. Roses are $10
