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Vintage Colombian

bombadil.360

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LOL that 'lucrative' situation made me spit the water I was drinking all over the screen lol... you are screwed man, she's got you, and yes, you have no choice, she will decide when, where, what and how, if anything, not you :D

good luck!
 

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Yes gentlemen the temptation is overwhelming. However this is a game that is as old as we are and will continue as long as we do. My situation is far more complex than simple boy meets girl, there’s much more to it than simple conquest. I feel very confident that if I were to really press Carolina for sex she would surrender. But so what? There’s no fun or challenge to that. The art of seduction requires time and patience not for the young man that’s got to hit it right away. Gentlemen it’s no great feat for an American man to seduce a Colombian maiden that would be like shooting fish in a barrel or bragging about having sex with a prostitute. However slowly and inconspicuously convincing a beautiful highly educated young lady that she must have your sex is truly a worthy endeavor. I’m in no hurry and really could careless either way and it’s this in different attitude that’s seems to drive women crazy (or at least I think it does). Carolina is challenging for many reasons like the obvious her smoking hot body and age she’s only 32 but the real interesting challenge to me is she’s a workaholic. All day long she works with all kinds of men but somehow never in a relationship much less causal sex, so to get her mind on something other than work would be an accomplishment in itself. If the situation presents itself you may rest assured that I’ll give her a fine measure of a man. I moved her Thursday day class to Saturday at her apartment because I’ve got a new student for Thursday evening. Carolina lives with her mother but I’m looking forward to seeing her in a more personal setting. Her texts to me this morning were all little happy faces and winks so who knows what’s up with her. The bottom line is I really have never been able to figure women out in the least and if I happen to get laid it had nothing to do with something I did intentionally. So let’s see what happens Saturday with Carolina and in the mean time I’ve got a new female student Lina (haven’t seen her yet) to meet Thursday and I have the feeling she’s a hotty.

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yo red... beautiful women, incredible countryside beauty. n the weed aint tooo bad either..

you have found paradise... u lucky dog...
 

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yo red... beautiful women, incredible countryside beauty. n the weed aint tooo bad either..

you have found paradise... u lucky dog...

Yes one would think so but there's problems everywhere. I get rid of one problem then another comes along. But the weed does make it worth while, the women seem to be the cause of most problems I encounter wherever I am.


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Wake n bake Thursday

Wake n bake Thursday

I’ve got to go to the university this morning so I thought I’d get a little head start with some creamy clumps of golden goodness.

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A couple good hits and a fresh roasted tinto and I’m ready for the day. I hope everyone is well today.

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Mountain grown Colombian 2015


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Miraculous Meds

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50 shades of red... ride her. Jk man.

nice thread, u keep it entertaining that's for sure.

I take it ur wife does not read the thread then?

U got a seed stash going for when u get the chance to grow again?
 

bombadil.360

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that does it red, wake and bake, drink a good colombian tinto in the morning and then head to the univ in bogota... and you got hot young ladies after you.

I don't wanna see you complain man lol...
 

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50 shades of red... ride her. Jk man.

nice thread, u keep it entertaining that's for sure.

I take it ur wife does not read the thread then?

U got a seed stash going for when u get the chance to grow again?

Yes I try to tell it as it is. The wife is in her own little world, doing her thing with her click, so she would never have time to read anything on a cannabis site. 10 years ago she was a spitfire, I mean hot as a pepper. Then after the kids she evolved into her current condition, leaving me in this kind of limbo. It’s very common here for a married man to have a “girlfriend” or two on the side or at the very least have a monthly visit(s) to one of the many brothels around town. However after living here for so long I’ve become desensitized to these temptations and prefer to focus on the kids and the weed instead of chasing some little honey. Now I could reverse that statement at any time should the winds of fortune change and something falls into my lap (literally).
Seeds (obtaining) are not a concern of mine here, my concern is finding the ideal place to grow them to their fullest potential. The variety of Colombian cannabis is astonishing with what seems like thousands of potent strains. So much more than “known” Colombians like gold or redbud, punto rojo and so on. And not just the basics, the Crippa has been around for 20 some odd years and some of it is exceptional.
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that does it red, wake and bake, drink a good colombian tinto in the morning and then head to the univ in bogota... and you got hot young ladies after you.

I don't wanna see you complain man lol...

Yes it was a good morning, the University is always a cool place. My normal producer wasn’t there and I had a new guy named Oscar. Dude won’t talk at first but then lightened up as we worked through a couple videos. I didn’t stay at the University long before cruising back for some lunch and a small bowl. Now I’m getting ready from my first class with the new student Lina. All I know about her is where she works and what time to be there. You just never know in this business. Always a pleasure to see you here my friend.

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I'm pretty sure that is the case regardless of what country one might find himself in...:tiphat:

Yeah I’d like to blame all my problems past present and future on women but the reality is they aren’t to blame. It’s me and my own choices that trip me up now and then. I will admit that I’ve had a few ex’s really kick me in the teeth but repeating the process is strictly my doing. I had an old German friend die last year, he was a well know character in the little town of Helen Ga. But this guy had a Costa Rican wife and a string of little bar flies always trying to stir things up for him. One Christmas party (free booze) at my German buddies bar had every deputy in the county there for the fights that happened. As the law was hauling away his naked wife and two of the bar flies, says “you don’t ever let the woman control you! You control the woman”. He didn’t bail any of them out until they signed an agreement to never fight (on his property) again. I think of him as a genius.

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High Altitude

High Altitude

Greetings my friends! Nothing worthy of reporting lately so I thought I would show two very different types of Colombian grown strains. Both were grown out on my patio at a lofty 2,700mts outside of Bogota Colombia.

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Very fast flowering Imported WLD. Exotic for Colombia, great old school black hash flavor with a knock out medical effect. Fantastic for rainy, cold days with nothing but movies to watch by the fire.

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Colombian high altitude NLD Colombian domestic. From an exceptional sample of gourmet domestic Colombian. Always good, day or night.

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Chocolate?

Chocolate?

Quick update:
My good buddy George came through again for me with an exotic treat. This sample again came from the central highland coffee growing region. I haven’t really looked it over yet but it looks like nice golden green flowers that have a few seeds but not fully seeded. I’ll get some pictures up pronto. But the smell and taste is absolutely incredible, I’ve never had cannabis with this flavor. It is almost identical to chocolate, it even came with that name. It is not exactly chocolate but close enough, really I like this better than the real chocolate smell. I just got the sample a few hours ago so I have no idea how long the terpenes will seem this powerful to me but right now I can’t stop smelling it. And the effect is motivational and “up” making me really enjoy even mundane tasks. A really bright optimistic vibe to it that is much better than the redbud I’ve been burning for a while. George had a little story with this sample, saying it was an old strain that was grown close to the best coffee trees in the world. Somehow according to George this is what gave the weed the strong flavor, although it tastes nothing like coffee. It’s good I’ll post some pictures.
New business
Carolina, my course has changed due to this incidence with her and maybe for the better. Things haven’t been the best (to say the least) with me and the wife and as a result I’ve come to a cross road. The only connection I really have with the wife now is the kids, other than that there’s not even a friendship. It’s not her fault (although I would really like to say it is) but we have drifted apart so far that the end is inevitable. To be honest the final nail in the coffin was her telling me earlier this year that she had absolutely no interest in sex what so ever. Like someone just turned off the lights her sex drive is not only gone but she has no interest in finding it again. Her reply to my question was if I didn’t like it move on. This would crush any normal man but I saw it coming and was as prepared as I could be. This really screwed up my plans of starting a finca this year and all the plants I currently have growing. At the moment I’m holding fast and trying to plot a new heading. Which brings me to Carolina, over the years I’ve calmed down considerably but I’m just not myself without the occasional company of a woman. Now Carolina knows my situation and I’m not so ready to go into another roller coaster relationship, however I can’t go much longer in this condition. The problem I have is the culture, I really only want Colombian woman but I just don’t click with the culture. What stupid problems to have, but as of yet I’ve not stepped into Carolinas bear trap but I sure see it happening.
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narrow narrow narrow!those plants look cool as hell!man i hear ya when the sex ends it all ends.sex is like salt you def need it on your food but its not the main course.move along if they dont have salt,and if salt creeps you out than just imagine some sugar.
 

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Update:

Update:

Well once again I’m getting off course on my goal of getting a finca or maybe just finding a different way to get it, don’t know yet. Now we have another problem (woman) in the picture. I meet this woman in the park today as I’m exercising my kids. It happens a lot where the kids hear me speaking English and brings the moms over to investigate. But this woman Claudia and I really hit it off and I was instantly attracted to her. We talked for hours as the kids played and Thought I was going to take her right there in the park. Now I do have to say that I’m right on the verge of taking Carolina to the next level (another story) or maybe not. I’m sure the younger gentlemen here would kick my ass for choosing Claudia over Carolina because Claudia is much older and not as streamlined as Carolina but let me explain why. Carolina is (found this out later) actually 28 years old (I thought she was in her 30s) and built you can only imagine and she is smoldering hot (maybe not just hot for me but hot none the less). Claudia is 40 and has and very tight body and also super-hot but obviously older. Intelligence wise both are very smart (I know Carolina better) but Carolina has a few degrees. Really I know Carolina would be the best logical choice but two big problems. Carolina is a workaholic, married to the job of never making enough money. This translates to having a tried burned out partner that never has any time for the relationship. It also translates into a higher quality of life, if you’re into that sort of thing. The other thing is although I’m super attracted sexually to Carolina I don’t feel as deep a connection with her. Maybe cause of the age but I feel more comfortable with the older woman. Today when I was telling my new (victim) friend Claudia about my dream of a quite finca in the mountains to grow my special MARIJUNA, I could see in her eyes as well as her words that she too has this dream. I mean the dream of a quite finca under the tropical sky not growing as she has never tried it. I told her I wanted a simple quite life of living on the finca with a beautiful woman (no more kid’s new ones) for the rest of my life. It was that and her huge breasts that were straining against her tight camisole and her firm perfectly rounded back side. Just by watching her sensuous body language you could tell she knew how to look good and use her body. So in summary I have once again taken leave of any rational thinking and will be entering a new relationship penis first again. Will update as development occur.
Here’s a little more Colombian haze from 2007!

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I plan on reinstating my "rump ranger" commission next month and resigning from the lone rangers.

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Claudia or Carolina? Why not both and a few more too? If your wife is telling you it is time to lump it or leave, you do not have much to lose on that front, except for time with your kids. But that time is going to be controlled by your wife anyway. Maybe your wife is waiting for you to move on due to not getting any sex and if you do not move on, she will eventually encourage you to move on by kicking you to the curb.

At least you are in a country that has good ganja. The turmoil might lead you to getting your finca and growing your own top grade weed.

Good luck!
 

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today when I was telling my new (victim) friend Claudia about my dream of a quite finca in the mountains to grow my special MARIJUNA, I could see in her eyes as well as her words that she too has this dream. I mean the dream of a quite finca under the tropical sky not growing as she has never tried it. I told her I wanted a simple quite life of living on the finca with a beautiful woman (no more kid’s new ones) for the rest of my life. It was that and her huge breasts that were straining against her tight camisole and her firm perfectly rounded back side. Just by watching her sensuous body language you could tell she knew how to look good and use her body. So in summary I have once again taken leave of any rational thinking and will be entering a new relationship penis first again. Will update as development occur.
Here’s a little more Colombian haze from 2007!

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I plan on reinstating my "rump ranger" commission next month and resigning from the lone rangers.
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red... u ever think about writing romance novels... I luv your stories...
 

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go ahead... put your dick on the hot stove again :shooty: it won't hurt this time I'm sure LOL.
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I don't really have much experience with women and zero exp. with latinas, but from your words I feel Claudia is obviously the better longer term choice, if you would want to settle down and enjoy life without unnecessary stress.
While Carolina sounds like wildfire, she could be certainly more appealing for an adventurous relationship.

I always felt workaholic women are potentially dangerous for a man's inner peace and provide unwanted stress if they can't handle it themselves.
I'm right in the middle of the two ladies' ages and would very probably choose Claudia with the rational brain, but Carolina with the "excited between-legs brain" which usually takes too much blood for itself leaving the true brain unable to work properly:)

Take your time Red and good luck with your choices.

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Of coures, keep us updated, it's such a pleasure reading your posts/observations.
 

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Thank you so much my friends and I do apologize for getting off topic with the thread. As far as writing romantic novels, I only wish I had something worthwhile to write about. Actually I talked with Claudia this morning and almost kissed her…but didn’t. Then I get home and the wife says I’ve got to move out if I start anything with Claudia. I didn’t know what to say and she added that she didn’t care what I did but I would have to leave. Of course I’m going to leave, hell Claudia is down with my finca idea and has one in her family that would be perfect. So I don’t know but something has to give cause I can’t go on the way it is in the house. It kills me that wanting something as simple as a tiny farm to grow a few plants on can be so damn difficult. I really need a partner here because without a Colombian connection I could never get a decent price on a farm among other problems with living here. Anyway I’ll get it worked out soon because I know in 2 years cannabis will be legal worldwide and there will be a nitch market (legal) for my high altitude Colombian sativa.
Yes today was nice I went and had a coffee with Claudia and talked about her teaching me Spanish in return for me teaching her English (great excuse no?). She was very excited about the idea and agreed immediately. We walked around a little park before sitting on a park bench to talk. I was bold in broad daylight out in public, putting my arm around her and pulling her close. It amazed me that at 53 I can get a rush of hormones more powerful than when I was younger. Being that close to her and smelling her perfumed skin put me in orbit, even more so than the Carolina kiss earlier. I pulled Claudia very close and whispered in her ear “I want you” my hart racing like a rock star. She pulled away a little bit laughingly saying no no no but not meaning it. I almost kissed her then but a kid hit me with a soccer ball by accident distracting me right at the wrong moment. Claudia like I said is 40 years old and from Bogota, her skin is a beautiful light cinnamon color and her eyes are dark and smoldering. Her body is a little curvier than Carolina’s 27 year old hard body but excellently maintained. She has two of the most mouthwatering breast I’ve seen on a woman her size (I like smaller women) and ass is just, well just perfect. Its chilly today but she came dressed in skintight jeans and a sleeveless silk blouse cut deep to emphasize her swelling breasts. I couldn’t keep my hands off her and I just met her yesterday. Excluding the prostitutes Colombian women are not quick to jump into bed and require an acceptable amount of “seduction”. And like with any other woman you never want to appear needy or begging, I know this but I just can’t help myself with her, Carolina I’m in somewhat control but this Claudia just gets me going. There’s more to it too. Claudia has three daughters (21, 18, 7) and an ex hanging around (ran off with an 18 year woman). And Claudia has no job. Now if I had any kind of financial stability this wouldn’t be a factor but it is. So according to the wife the minute I take the skinbone to tuna town I’ve got to move. Ah man decisions decisions. I see Claudia again in an hour so.
Other news (wife took my camera so take my word for now) I planted about 30 purple corintos and only about 10 came up. I got them on my balcony and on the kitchen window sill. It is still the rainy season here so they don’t get much light but their up and growing. I can’t grow these for smoking bud, I’m just wanting seed from them. And I’ve got my one special Crippa female pre flowering after 5 months on the window sill. And I’m getting crazy samples all the time so we are still pressing on.
Thank you everyone for your kind words, support and valued advice. Will update ASAP

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