This is funny - take a look

[Cuddles]

1st off, we have to know if it's really a him or what pronoun he/she wants us to use.

He´s hanging on outside of a womans flat, so I just say he

 

[Cuddles]

Slimey,... or maybe... Smiley would be better.

dunno, I mean it´s difficult to judge as he hasn´t put his head out once so we don´t know if he´s he´s a smiley kinda guy

 

[shithawk420]

1st off, we have to know if it's really a him or what pronoun he/she wants us to use.

Snails are actually hermaphrodites.not joking

 

[Cuddles]

Snails are actually hermaphrodites.not joking

right, so what´s a good name in this case?

 

[shithawk420]

Pat from Saturday night live maybe? Lol

 

[armedoldhippy]

I wonder how long it took to get this high up and what it´s hoping to find , lol

cue song "gonna make it to the moon if i have to crawl..." dream large, little buddy!

 

[moose eater]

not sure it can fly. But don´t worry, I´m not gonna do anything to it

You might fetch it a nice cool beverage for it. I mean, to some degree, they're water/moisture critters. And that wall looks a bit dry for their 'tastes'. (Do snails actually have 'tastes' or conscious preferences?). Maybe a low-powered spray-mister. But then, like with hungry abandoned kittens, you might find you've gained a dependent (upon -you-) friend...

 

[moose eater]

He´s hanging on outside of a womans flat, so I just say he

A peeping snail? Aberrant behavior knows no bounds, and is apparently no longer limited by species?

 

[chakras]

I went into the other room just now and glanced out the window and noticed something on the outside wall. And I thought OMG that is some sort of huge new type of bug I´ve never seen before and was pretty worried.
Then I took a closer look and it looked like a snail, thinking no way! But it is indeed a snail! I wonder how long it took to get this high up and what it´s hoping to find , lol

A good leaper, eh? And just when you weren't looking...

 

[chakras]

...... maybe he just wants a hug?

LOL!

 

[chakras]

That's a flying snail. They swarm at this time of year.


They're easy to trap with butter and garlic.

Hot butter and garlic - Yum!

 

[Dropped Cat]

It's getting cold, you should knit him a sweater.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

I suggest a unisex name, something like 'Speedy' perhaps.

 

[OWmonster187]

The snail is not sure it can fly at this point either. At this stage its self confidence is minimal. Flying snails do not make good pets.

I mean the racing snail off never-ending story seemed deehhheecennnt! It wasn't "a flying snail" but man it could sure fly!

 

[buzzmobile]

I mean the racing snail off never-ending story seemed deehhheecennnt! It wasn't "a flying snail" but man it could sure fly!

A flying snail is much faster than a racing snail.

 

[buzzmobile]

I suggest a unisex name, something like 'Speedy' perhaps.

Last name Gonzales?

 

[CosmicGiggle]

I like that buzz, it's appropriately PC!

 

[buzzmobile]

I like that buzz, it's appropriately PC!

Propriety is my goal.
How's Speedy feeling this morning, Cuddles ?

 

[CosmicGiggle]

He's DEAD and Cuddles is going to be very upset!

 

[Cuddles]

cue song "gonna make it to the moon if i have to crawl..." dream large, little buddy!

did you just make these lyrics up?