The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Cuddles]

I feel you brother. You have a fascinating story with a lot of crazy experiences to go with it. I like you a lot Gypsy and am glad you were able to get out of everything before you died. I did 28 months in Leavenworth on a 10 year sentence for bringing seeds into the US while in the US Army Special Forces as a Combat Field Medic. From 1987-1991 I was deployed in many parts of the world and used my time to source some amazing seeds to bring home.

It was awful being locked up with some really bad people for over two years. And nobody seemed to give a shit that there were no drugs involved. Only seeds. I lost all my veteran benefits and have had a real hard time getting jobs as a felon for most of my life.

it´s not fair that you lost work benefits at all imo. Your job is a job and what a person does off duty in their private life is just that -private and personal .
It´s nobody elses business. If you´d messed up at work really,really badly it might make some sense but not for seeds!!

 

[bigsur51]

Not on my phone either

how about a bologna sammich?…

you know , the kind of bologna that comes in a long tube with red plastic wrapped around it

we called it a ring of red and a loaf of bread

 

[Cuddles]

And now for a spot of women's wrestling - this particular move is called 'The under leg SNATCH' - If executed correctly - it can leave the opponent - in RAPTURES
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must be the worst gay bonk ever.
Have they never heard of the METOO thing?? Bl**dy hell!!!!

 

[ost]

It’s ok….I have my RED RYDER BB GUN-locked and loaded.

with that gun you aim for the eyes!

 

[SubGirl]

Not on my phone either

Maybe if you flip it sideways?

 

[Putembk]

Maybe if you flip it sideways?

Yup….

 

[bigsur51]

Maybe if you flip it sideways?

well I’ll be damned if there ain’t a light when I flip ma fone

good call SG

 

[bigsur51]

the engineer that did this has a sick mind

there’s plenty of room to insert that flashlight icon at the top of the phone and there’s really no need to flip it sideways

to flip or not to flip
that is the question

 

[Putembk]

Now I’m cockeyed

 

[SubGirl]

well I’ll be damned if there ain’t a light when I flip ma fone

good call SG

I’m glad it worked for y’all. ICMAG on my phone is too small

 

[SubGirl]

the engineer that did this has a sick mind

there’s plenty of room to insert that flashlight icon at the top of the phone and there’s really no need to flip it sideways

to flip or not to flip
that is the question

Only if you need the lightbulb.

 

[Putembk]

I’m glad it worked for y’all. ICMAG on my phone is too small

I hate using my phone. but for those moments that you have no other choice.

 

[Putembk]

Actually, I’m old-fashioned. I’ll much prefer the old-time keyboard. I finger bang on my tablet. Not good.

 

[SubGirl]

I hate using my phone. but for those moments that you have no other choice.

Yeah me too. Like the docs office

 

[SubGirl]

Actually, I’m old-fashioned. I’ll much prefer the old-time keyboard. I finger bang on my tablet. Not good.

You can get a wireless keyboard for your pad if you like using a keyboard

 

[ost]

No background check if you decide to buy something like this (complete with gunpowder and bullets). I've got one of these .44 cal (fun to shoot at night) -- it's like a giant fargin flashbulb... lights up the neighborhood.
View attachment 19167767 Same goes for BP rifles. Here's one of mine -- the .58 cal Thompson Center Big Boar. Mine has a good telescopic sight and strap on it. It shoots through schools. Every shot I ever took hunting with it got me a deer or hawg. The hunt club guys said it killed, skinned and cooked the oink with one shot.

Oh... and the cap mechanism: I have the screw-on water-tight cap mod; you can lay the rifle down in a stream, pick it up, and fire it.
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You can even buy them by mail. TINS. They are bloody accurate: I shot a pine cone off a fence post from 80 yards away.

open sights?

 

[Dime]

Only in America.

Starbucks ordered to pay $50 million to delivery driver burned by hot coffee | CNN Business

lite.cnn.com

 

[Goldhedge]

I survived!

Coffin Race

 

[Boo]

Gotta love getting the flu. I’m discovering that I can hardly breathe when I lay down so it looks like I’ll be sleeping in the recliner tonight. I haven’t had something like this in a long time and forgot how miserable you can be.

 

[dogzter]

Gotta love getting the flu. I’m discovering that I can hardly breathe when I lay down so it looks like I’ll be sleeping in the recliner tonight. I haven’t had something like this in a long time and forgot how miserable you can be.

Hope it passes quickly.