The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Dime]

especially the 9mm shears, I heard they will blow a lung out of a man...this last 10 years has been so ridiculous it's hard to believe what we've been thru and what's yet to come...our own government is trying to kill us...

It's best to stay away and say no to the scripts if you can.

 

[Littleleaf]

A couple of steaks mmmmmmmm

 

[Dime]

 

[pop_rocks]

Its been known to happen from time to time




Guns are complicated - there is no denying US has by far the most amount of gun violence of any first world country. But fixing it is a whole different problem.

Canada has fairly high gun ownership but less violence. Its not zero though. We definitely have a lot of restrictions on the types of firearms you can have.

The thing lots of people forget too is the most likely person to die by a gun you own is yourself - just owning a gun means you are more likely to have a successful suicide.

suicide is a mental health issue
lets not muddle the two together
woman are more likely to use otc pills or other means to kill themselves, lets outlaw them too!

 

[pop_rocks]

Semi automatic shears are the number one issue facing Americans. Sales of assault shears are banned in my state. They are usually black steel and look mean.

RIGHT!
why would you need shears like that?
are you a seamstress?
do you own animals or shear sheep?
those are the type things that normal people should not have access too

 

[Putembk]

Toasted again.

 

[Boo]

Ivan is done chasing anything worth chasing and I'm pooped...a little early but

mmm,snacks ...

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Guten Morgen - is it 'Hot enough to boil a monkeys bum' - where you are today? - not here in London - and I wish it would warm up a tad -

 

[cola]

Check out the name of the buyer.

Beware of fake AI news. Websites make money promoting sensationalism. Outsiders are happy to supply it.

A Bugatti, a first lady and the fake stories aimed at Americans

A former US police officer runs an AI-powered network of misleading news sites turning its sights towards November.

www.bbc.com

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Time for my daily meds -
10mg of Ezetimibe -
30mg of Lansoprazole -
30mg of Furosemide -
60mg of Edoxaban -
1.25mg of Ramipril -
75mg of dispersible Aspirin -
7.5mg of Care Senna -
- and a coupla pulls on a THC vape pen -
- Jeez -

 

[Unca Walt]

I guess Unca Walt I should have more clarity with my intended humor. It was not intended to be taken seriously. I shall endeavor to bring more precision to my wording.

But being the age I am with all the health problems I have , I am not always on my game, nor do I suspect I always will. Sorry, if you found my words to be offensive, that was not the intention.

(*snork*) Pissed? I wuzzn't pissed atall, atall. I wuz tryna make you happier with hope. Thought you was serious.

THE major shortcoming of this medium.

 

[Unca Walt]

You blew holes in your wall? If I was your mom I’d take away your BB gun for that…

That made me smile. My Daddy would not even let me think of getting a BB gun. He knew, sure as Gawd made little boys...

He told me if I saved up enough money for a real rifle and a box of ammo, I could buy them. So I saved literally everything. Even 2c Coke bottles in vacant lots. Mowed lawns (25c), shoveled neighbor's snow (25c) -- Took most of a full year to get $11.95 plus $.50.

Back then, it was a time when America still honored and observed the 2A. So this kid came into the big store with a paper bag full of coins. Gave them to the guy behind the counter, and he handed me my beautiful rifle and a box of Long Rifle .22's.

I walked out, proud as punch. Eleven years old. Carried it prominently two miles home through town, with people smiling when they looked at me.

NFW would I ever aim that real gun at something I did not want to kill or smash. A BB-gun? I woulda shot that nasty Jeanie Barrie right inna ass for breaking my balsa wood glider.

 

[Magu🌈]

I dont have any problem with people owning guns. What irritates me is when some dude buys a gun and then wears it like he is now invincible. I want to kick his ass and take his $ 1200 dollar gun. Most people do not have the balls to shoot and kill someone. Maybe that is a good thing but they make it easy for “hard men” to access guns.

 

[Unca Walt]

just got back in from the kidney doc, he says carry on, you're doing great...hearing that bothers me...make an appointment and we'll see how it looks in 6 months...I never realized how sick you can be and still carry on...

Hey, brother -- As a doctor's Daddy, lemme give ya a bit of happy:

When your kidney doc says, "See me in six months." <-- That is about 725 times better than if he said, "Make an appointment for two weeks from now." <-- Or any variant

"Six months" is the golden term for "Lookin' good, dude."

Sure, you can feel shitty (especially after damn' near tearing off a fingie, and changing the blocks out of two diesels, and mucking out the oink pen) but that is part of the game.

Shitfire, I gots a dozen fargin years onya. We useta say, "they can kill us, but they can't eat us -- that's against the law." <-- Get old enuf that they don't want to eat you.

Ohboy. I just looked it up. You, @Boo, just made it into a new category: The whole fargin world is BEHIND YOU NOW as far as longevity is concerned. The life expectancy of a male is 70.8 years. <-- You are now in the black, having outlived the rest of the planet.

World Demographics 2023 (Population, Age, Sex, Trends) - Worldometer

Population Pyramid, Age Structure, Sex Ratio (Males to Females), Life Expectancy, Dependency Ratio of the World

www.worldometers.info

I got to checkin'... The world population is 8,120,000,000 and there are only 86 million of guys my age. Hang in there and join me in OUTLIVING OVER 99% OF HUMANITY.

 

[Unca Walt]

Ohshit. I just gotta live another year. Then I will have outlived 99.5% of alla summana-benching bastages on the entire planet.

"To see your enemies scattered before you..."

 

[HempKat]

I wouldn't count on it if it was super important because the reason the person that I previously described added the urinal cakes, was because I told him I could smell it walking by his house.

I wouldn't count on it either which is why I clarified that I haven't tested it and therefore don't know if it's true. Let me ask you this though, did you know it was coming from his house because it was obvious or because you knew he was growing? or to ask a slightly different way if somebody didn't know in advance that he was growing would it have been obvious it came from his house?

Ultimately though when it comes to security, if it's important to you then you should never take risks on unproven methods you hear about 2nd or 3rd hand because the person you heard it from most likely won't be bailing you out if you get caught. If it matters to you then always go with proven tried and true security measures.

 

[HempKat]

Us medical marijuana card holders took our gun rights to the Oregon Supreme Court and won. We can own firearms.

I wonder if the SCOTUS would be willing to overturn the law that says you can take guns from people who register for MMJ cards?

 

[HempKat]

and italian car makers it seems
/ive also heard stories, no pics of receipts that she like lux handbags

the us send the ukr old stockpiles of old military surplus as well, but i dont know how that count that in the aid numbers

I don't know either if it counts or not but if there is a way for someone in the US to get credit for it then i imagine they would add that to the total.

 

[HempKat]

One thing I didn't know that they pulled on Hunter Biden was they could take penaltys clear back to the day he bought it.
Thought it was just possession but clear back to the day he bought it.

Well in his case they say the crime he commited was that he said he wasn't a drug addict on his application. To be fair his defense was since he had completed rehab and was sober at the time, he felt it was fair to claim he wasn't an addict. But then someone pulled the old "Once an addict, always and addict" card on him. Which is kind of messed up because there is no scientific evidence that's true, it's just something people at AA and NA meetings say to each other so that nobody gets too complacent in their sobriety.

 

[Unca Walt]

We have Ocean Pkwy ,thats where we bury bodies

When I was a little kid of about 5 or 6, my Daddy was driving us along Ocean Pkwy, and I saw a big concrete structure that looked like an upside-down wedding cake. It was an artillery embrasure. I never saw it again.