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Unca Walt

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bigsur51 said:
I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…🧐
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@bigsur51 If you want to get confused... and have a difficult time differentiating between superstition, the occult, and Easter...

Find out how Easter day is found and defined. Nah. Lemme help:

In 325 A.D., the Council of Nicaea established a formula for the date of Easter as the Sunday following the paschal full moon, which is the full moon that falls on or after the spring equinox.

So you gotta have a full moon and an equinox and a Sunday all at once.

OK... I accept that.

But what was the fucking logical reason to make it so friggin' weird that not one person in ten thousand would know how to predict the next Easter?

What about Christmas? <-- suppose they pulled an "Easter" on it?
 
oldfogey8

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Unca Walt said:
Well shit. Dunno if this is the right place, but it seems that ANY place is the right place in this case:

Biden has proclaimed Easter Sunday as "Transgender Day Of Visibility".

That ain't politics. That's fucking blasphemy.
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I am not very religious but was brought up Protestant. I do respect that those that believe in what ever religion, have a right to that belief and also a right to not be denigrated for their belief. So I wish everyone a Happy Easter regardless of your beliefs(because it is Easter Sunday) and to all those that believe in the cult of Woke, I wish them, all their pronouns and multiple personalities, a very Happy Mental Illness Awareness Day. I hope they get the help they need….
 
Africanna

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Unca Walt said:
@bigsur51 If you want to get confused... and have a difficult time differentiating between superstition, the occult, and Easter...

Find out how Easter day is found and defined. Nah. Lemme help:

In 325 A.D., the Council of Nicaea established a formula for the date of Easter as the Sunday following the paschal full moon, which is the full moon that falls on or after the spring equinox.

So you gotta have a full moon and an equinox and a Sunday all at once.

OK... I accept that.

But what was the fucking logical reason to make it so friggin' weird that not one person in ten thousand would know how to predict the next Easter?

What about Christmas? <-- suppose they pulled an "Easter" on it?
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Bible says Jack about Easter per se - it's a pagan thing
 
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oldfogey8 said:
I am not very religious but was brought up Protestant. I do respect that those that believe in what ever religion, have a right to that belief and also a right to not be denigrated for their belief. So I wish everyone a Happy Easter regardless of your beliefs(because it is Easter Sunday) and to all those that believe in the cult of Woke, I wish them, all their pronouns and multiple personalities, a very Happy Mental Illness Awareness Day. I hope they get the help they need….
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well said
 
Unca Walt

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Elevator story:

Buncha drunk GI's got in an elevator (the kind that had an operator).

One of them pushed the operator out and pushed and held the UP handle while shouting:

"And on that Day, the SUN! He done rose in the YEAST!"

"And they done called that Day, 'YEASTER'!"

The elevator slammed into the top. He picked up one of his buddies.

"And Bruthas, we is RIZ!"



(true story)
 
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bigsur51 said:
dont wanna start anything negative , but I do enjoy a good healthy robust discussion about Life , not religion

with that said , Jesus said he would be in the grave like Jonah was in the belly of the fish , 3 days and 3 nights…

for just as Jonah was in the stomach of the sea monster for three days and three nights, so will the Son of Man be in the heart of the earth for three days and three nights.

Jesus was crucified and buried on Friday night. On Sunday morning he was discovered by Mary as a resurrected One, which means that only two nights had passed: one from Friday to Saturday, and the other one from Saturday to Sunday.

Can anyone please explain to me, in simple terms, how is it three days and three nights?……just for fun.
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Rounding up?
 
Putembk

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bigsur51 said:
I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…🧐
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Unca Walt

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jokerman said:
because he is an uncircumcised philistine☝️
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Whut's the Flips got to do with it? I like Manila flavor.

Or are you talkin' Philadelphians... Oh, wait. DING! Lookit:

Two guys were outside a convent. One told the other,

"If you show the sisters there that you have been reading the Bible, they will generally give you what you want to eat."

The other guy says, "But I dunno nuthin' about the Bible."

First Guy: "Awright, here get this: Samson took the jawbone of an ass and killed ten thousand Philistines."

So the dude goes on in to the convent and sees a nun.

"Hey, Sis! Didja hear about how Samuel Jackson took a jawbone outa his ass and killed ten thousand Philadelphians? Ain't that a bitch? I'll have a ham sandwich!"
 
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