The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

This is not a parody?? This is reality? Are you really sure??
I feel like I live in a strange Monty Python sketch.
edit; I checked and it seems to come from a satire website, a post from 2020/21, I really hope that's a fake story.

Certainly made an ugly deer. Fortunately with little hope of propagating.

 

[buzzmobile]

Politics politics politics. Mmm.mmm. mmmmmm.

Fuck a democracy. And all those governments that have it in the name... Not the country...Just the governments. Oh... The collectivists can fuck all the way off, too.

And our own government here in the US...which is now a technocratic corporatocracy...You guessed it!! They can fuck off too!! Our "democracy" was stolen a lonngggg time ago.

All our leaders are so cool. Old people with dementia falling up stairs... Orange man bad... inbred royalty ruling over nothing but pomp and circumstance...Castro's son making it easy for people with mental illness to kill themselves. Sigh. So proud of all these globalist fucks.

Keep your 15 minute cities. Keep your green initiative bullshit. Keep your wars. Keep telling people that "trans kids matter".

Well I sure feel better!

No more Eddie Murphy!

 

[buzzmobile]

Oh dear - some folks I have spoken to in the past - have proclaimed that 'Sharting' is a living form of art - - and have actually made Sharting Art - Ewwwww!

Rorschach Art is the correct term and Ewwwww! is the proper compliment.

I learned that from a Final Jeopardy question.

 

[buzzmobile]

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[buzzmobile]

any thoughts on cal-mag?

I sure hope it helps.

 

[buzzmobile]

I so wanna see KC win in OT on a hail Mary pass with no time left in the clock Mahomes to Kelci for the win

and then Kelci gets on his knee and proposes to Taylor on live tv and the cameras turn to Taylor as she runs down from the million dollar skybox and down to the field and runs into the arms as Travis as We Are the Champions play in the backround


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and then the post-game fireworks.

Go Lions!

 

[buzzmobile]

Decided not to go tonight ,it will be crazy.

Maybe next year, Big Guy.

 

[buzzmobile]

switching to hybrid.

aw jeez

 

[buzzmobile]

- now to look thru the news for a suitable news item to stick here on ICMAG -

I spotted this one earlier. Our young friend Snappy the Turtle has made it across the pond.

Alligator snapping turtle found in Cumbrian tarn

A vet says the turtle would have likely eaten through everything in the water if it was not found.

www.yahoo.com

 

[buzzmobile]

Got back from a 6AM walk on the beach and not a soul in sight - just me and the sound of the sea. Gimme a hell yes
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Hell yes!

 

[SubGirl]

I only watch PBR , Professional Bull Riders circuit as a sport ... everything else is compromised . But I bet Taylor Switt would give a bull a good ride.


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I’m pretty sure that the dark world will enter PBR too…

 

[buzzmobile]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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It smelled like The Onion to me, but . . .


World News Daily Report

https://archive.ph/2TAU1

 

[buzzmobile]

Ahh - you mean this schit?

Gotta love a man in uniform.

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Snowing here.....where is my coffee.

 

[OleReynard]

22 hrs is a bit far......that is like a summer vacation with Mrs Pute. I will/have gotten up at 3 and drive 2 hrs to be at a lake at sunrise.

Major secret, at least here. Lake fish bite early at night and early and then again at sunrise. River fish, trout, follow hatches and they occur through out the day so you don't have to be on the river so early or late. So get some sleep.

Same with bluegills, northern and bass.
They turn on the higher the sun gets

 

[jokerman]

Will Swift Insist on a pre nup?

She did with me

 

[OleReynard]

What are you smoking gang. I switched to Grape Haze a while back and am getting ready to watch a Basket Ball game.

Still a bk s1 bout burnt on that, big ak47 crop about done

 

[OleReynard]

I only watch PBR , Professional Bull Riders circuit as a sport ... everything else is compromised . But I bet Taylor Switt would give a bull a good ride.


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Save them whales

 

[bigsur51]

good morning

i thought yesterday was Saturday the Sabbath

now I am all messed up


prayers for Unca and his Witchy Poo

 

[jokerman]

I sure hope it helps.

usually does from what I hear.