The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Patwillie]

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe
whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other
end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches..

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said,
'How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?'

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little tribal experiment coming along?'

'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.'

 

[Patwillie]

I only watch PBR , Professional Bull Riders circuit as a sport ... everything else is compromised . But I bet Taylor Switt would give a bull a good ride.

 

[Thegreengrower64]

Will they drink Bud Lite

They already have.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Morn'in all - 6.28am over here in chilly London - now to look thru the news for a suitable news item to stick here on ICMAG - while gulping copious amounts of filtered Colombian coffee - ️ as-per-usual

 

[Africanna]

Got back from a 6AM walk on the beach and not a soul in sight - just me and the sound of the sea. Gimme a hell yes

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Hell YEAH! Africanna - lovely beach man -
I found a news item - mooseeater's World

Inside a remote cabin in Alaska that one man built by hand and lived in for 30 YEARS with no electricity or running water - and is only accessible by plane​

Inside a cabin in Alaska that one man built and lived in for 30 YEARS

YouTube creator Salina Alsworth serves up a tour of the cabin built by late naturalist Richard Proenneke on Upper Twin Lake in Alaska during the summers of 1967 and 1986.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?

 

[Thegreengrower64]

Hell YEAH! Africanna - lovely beach man -
I found a news item - mooseeater's World

Inside a remote cabin in Alaska that one man built by hand and lived in for 30 YEARS with no electricity or running water - and is only accessible by plane​

Inside a cabin in Alaska that one man built and lived in for 30 YEARS

YouTube creator Salina Alsworth serves up a tour of the cabin built by late naturalist Richard Proenneke on Upper Twin Lake in Alaska during the summers of 1967 and 1986.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Now that the kids have all grown up, flown the nest. I'm on my own, so that would do very nicely.

 

[Thegreengrower64]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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Accidentally. Mmm

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Now that the kids have all grown up, flown the nest. I'm on my own, so that would do very nicely.

You need to hook up with mooseeater greengrower - maybe he's got a spare cabin you could use?

 

[Thegreengrower64]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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You'll remember the ,'Kenny Everett show' from way back. He had this weekly skitt where he played an army person in a tank in a field. Where he put all the stupid people in, and say , " round em up put em in a field and blow em all to bits"
what these dumb idiots need.

 

[Thegreengrower64]

You need to hook up with mooseeater greengrower - maybe he's got a spare cabin you could use?

It's just a dream that'll never be..
Became a grandad last Yr, my 1st grandchild and she's a stunner.. I'm not going anywhere now. But I can still dream.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

You'll remember the ,'Kenny Everett show' from way back. He had this weekly skitt where he played an army person in a tank in a field. Where he put all the stupid people in, and say , " round em up put em in a field and blow em all to bits"
what these dumb idiots need.

Ahh - you mean this schit?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

It's just a dream that'll never be..
Became a grandad last Yr, my 1st grandchild and she's a stunner.. I'm not going anywhere now. But I can still dream.

Congrats on becoming a Grandad mate - enjoy - all babies are beautiful - in all their innocence

 

[Africanna]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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If you're going to put yourself out there as a toffee, you're bound to get chewed

 

[Africanna]

Hell YEAH! Africanna - lovely beach man -
I found a news item - mooseeater's World

Inside a remote cabin in Alaska that one man built by hand and lived in for 30 YEARS with no electricity or running water - and is only accessible by plane​

Inside a cabin in Alaska that one man built and lived in for 30 YEARS

YouTube creator Salina Alsworth serves up a tour of the cabin built by late naturalist Richard Proenneke on Upper Twin Lake in Alaska during the summers of 1967 and 1986.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Remarkable. Can't begin to imagine the peace he had within him and around him

 

[Africanna]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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And the numbers of these sick otherkin trans species is growing

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

And the numbers of these sick otherkin trans species is growing

Yeah - soon there will be herds of them furries and fuzzie wuzzies - out there on the vast prairies - competing with the buffalo and the deer wabbits and ducks for forage - might need to get a hunting season licence to keep the numbers down even - who knows what the future will bring?

 

[kro-magnon]

Was just over on uncle fishysticks thread - saw this pic - and nicked it - to paste here - what a silly-sod this fella is - dressing up like a deer - around a buncha deer hunters - must have a death wish eh?
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This is not a parody?? This is reality? Are you really sure??
I feel like I live in a strange Monty Python sketch.
edit; I checked and it seems to come from a satire website, a post from 2020/21, I really hope that's a fake story.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brethren!

Cloudy today starting at 36F and predicted to reach 53F.

Some productive time spent with my grandson-in-law, an attorney, on my bring Area Heating and Cooling to God project and a competitive comparison bid from another vendor that was $700, or about 66% cheaper.

Dinner out tonight with NM at the Black Bear Dinner.