The Original O'l Farts Club.

[OleReynard]

I'm from a small Mississippi River town in NW Illinois originally.
I trapped when I was a young lad there, when checking rat traps on fresh frozen clear ice.
I'd see there shells and bust thru and grab them bring them thru the ice.

My grandpa lost a finger to one made the mistake of putting his finger inside its neck it opened its mouth and got him.
By the time he got to the hospital gang green started to set in.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Try not to focus on this too much - could lead to 'naughty bit paranoia' -

 

[Boo]

I got back from the gym and now I’m heading out to see the cancer specialist to have the confirmation that it’s not back and I am still vital and healthy… I have to take my convertible because my truck won’t fit in the parking garage and those are the only options… I’m going to stop by my favorite pizza parlor, and get myself some no flop chard pizza on the way home to celebrate

 

[OleReynard]

Good Luck Boo

 

[OleReynard]

We don't have walleye up here, and thus, I haven't eaten self-caught walleye since I was quite young, but for a while, a bar out near North Pole, Alaska was having walleye fries, with fish they'd have shipped up. I was tempted, but never went.

Won't go out of my way for walleyes, catching gills and crappies are much more fun, constant action.

If I stumble across some fishing more power to me, aye.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

The film 'Savages'?

No - this was no hollyweird movie - it was the real video execution of 2 sicario compadres impossible to un-see for me - I don't enjoy human suffering - unless I know that it's just a theatrical drama - about it - then it can be good - if well presented and acted -

 

[moose eater]

Won't go out of my way for walleyes, catching gills and crappies are much more fun, constant action.

If I stumble across some fishing more power to me, aye.

I like them a lot, crumbed and deep-fried, but another fish we lack up here, bass (both large mouth and small mouth) is one of the tastiest fish there are when pan-fried that way.

 

[jokerman]

We don't have walleye up here, and thus, I haven't eaten self-caught walleye since I was quite young, but for a while, a bar out near North Pole, Alaska was having walleye fries, with fish they'd have shipped up. I was tempted, but never went.

Reminds me of a deli joke.
Guy goes into a Jewish deli and says " I want a turkey salad on rye with pepper."
The deli clerk says " We don't have turkey salad"
The guy said "OK give me a chicken salad on rye with pepper"
The deli clerk said " If we had chicken salad, you would have had turkey "

 

[SubGirl]

...sez the guy who still has the ring of the potty 'round his hiney...

One thing we certainly all seem to have in common: I can be part of the Club of Walkin' Wounded Wankers since I've been shot, stabbed, blown up, run over, poisoned, and insulted...

And even with those qualifications, I am trailing at best at low-center and therefore being outdone by a lotta youse.

Even them's who's still pooping yellow...

We gotta spot reserved for you at the young folks table Walt. You will learn new stuff and we will have freebies too

 

[jokerman]

I got back from the gym and now I’m heading out to see the cancer specialist to have the confirmation that it’s not back and I am still vital and healthy… I have to take my convertible because my truck won’t fit in the parking garage and those are the only options… I’m going to stop by my favorite pizza parlor, and get myself some no flop chard pizza on the way home to celebrate

best of luck Brother

 

[bigsur51]

4’ - 6’ foot breakers at Canggu

some nice looking waves too

 

[OleReynard]

I like them a lot, crumbed and deep-fried, but another fish we lack up here, bass (both large mouth and small mouth) is one of the tastiest fish there are when pan-fried that way.

I'll keep small swamp donkeys, like right now Bass tastes it's best but then so does the rest of the fish.

 

[dogzter]

No - this was no hollyweird movie - it was the real video execution of 2 sicario compadres impossible to un-see for me - I don't enjoy human suffering - unless I know that it's just a theatrical drama - about it - then it can be good - if well presented and acted -

That was fucked up.........back when the interweb was free range.

 

[moose eater]

I'll keep small swamp donkeys, like right now Bass tastes it's best but then so does the rest of the fish.

'Swamp donkey' is one of our less-than-affectionate terms for moose.

 

[OleReynard]

'Swamp donkey' is one of our less-than-affectionate terms for moose.

They are largemouth bass here, lol

 

[OleReynard]

Somebody mentioned swamp donkey for the first time about 3 years ago its like, what in thee hell is that.
I've lived on water about all my life or by it, never heard a bass called that

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

That was fucked up.........back when the interweb was free range.

Yeah must have been some years ago now - got a link from someone who said 'see if you can watch this all the way thru' - so silly me - is always up for a dare - and I went there - and watched it - no soap can clean that memory -

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Getting a bit heavy - so to lighten it up - more Benny Hill - even has a fish sketch in these 'Benny Hill Quickies' -

 

[Unca Walt]

smoke is smooth as _________<———- insert favorite cliche

"Smooth as a mouse's belly."

 

[jokerman]

I see getting slapped as instant karma, as well as the karma brought on by certain dissipating lifestyles. If you know what I mean............

I do