The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

There's always storeboughts teefs.

 

[Putembk]

Good night

 

[Unca Walt]

From what I’ve heard most of the women that run around with moonshine are lacking a few of their teeth, and there’s a great possibility They might be related to their husband prior to marriage.

Old Playboy cartoon: Two moonshiners on a rickety porch looking at a young pregnant girl with a baby in her arms --

"Looks like Lizzie May gonna have a right nice little family by the time she's old enuf to git married."

 

[Gray Wolf]

Old Playboy cartoon: Two moonshiners on a rickety porch looking at a young pregnant girl with a baby in her arms --

"Looks like Lizzie May gonna have a right nice little family by the time she's old enuf to git married."

Sooo, a hillbilly discovered his new wife was a virgin and kicked her out. If she wasn't good enough for kinfolk, she wasn't good enough for him.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

Mostly clear with rain late evening, starting at 37F and predicted to reach 48F.

Still plugging away on the Patent War support. No response from Area Heating and Cooling, so escalating to the next step.

 

[Unca Walt]

This is a cute pussycat -- ten seconds:
https://thechive.com/wp-content/upl...dump_726_10.mp4?attachment_cache_bust=4599351

 

[buzzmobile]

freezer full of new meat

What is a euphemism, Alex?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

11.39 am - time for a nice cuppa tea -

 

[jokerman]

Now you know where the smart money lives…

I thinks its called Monte Carlo

 

[OleReynard]

I got frostbite from the blizzard of 79 and whenever it’s cold my fingers n toes hurt bad. I dispise the cold! CL

Some blizzard aye

Rub in in Ben ...ha ha! I might just try that. At least give me a chance to smoke some of this unflushed weed. As a matter of fact I have some Lemon Betty that is 10 days out from harvest.....not properly cured but I am gonna try it now. Will get back.

Hows one get a hold of Lemon Betty round here. Have seen so much about her and have never heard her before now

 

[OleReynard]

If any of you guys are looking for Hortilux 600 high-pressure sodium lights, I’ve got three brand new in a box on the shelf. I will make someone a good deal on if they’re interested

Are these gone yet and how much

 

[SubGirl]

I guess that's why it's just the boys and me...I'm keeping excellent company, they wont take my home, and I will bank on their loyalty...can't assume that comes with a woman and I'm damn sure not interested in a man...

Can’t assume that comes with a man either, even if you’re not into them… just sayin’. Dogs Rule

 

[OleReynard]

Good morning all!
We's gonna get a bit of snow today bout time everything is grey, black and green only cuz of the pine trees.
Only a couple inches worst is going south around the Twins.
Ice is turning into ice finally single digits for a low next week.
Finally gonna be safe to sit my big ass on the ice, maybe even be able to take my side x side off road on it.

Sunday go up to Longville look at a place with its own private lake then I got one in Hill City to look at.
Both excellent fishing lakes.

Whats everybody got up for the weekend?

 

[dogzter]

Suppose to blizzard for the next few days here.

 

[SubGirl]

Sun is finally out here but still cold. No plans yet…
‘good morning everyone

 

[dogzter]

Well..........turns out today is the start of hell.
No sugar in my coffee no carbs at all no eating after noon.
I am as bitter as this fuckin coffee is about it.........I feel a giant tantrum coming on.

 

[Sun&Soil]

Let it all out @dogzter...That's gonna be tuff when them munchies kick in

 

[Hasch]

No sugar in my coffee no carbs at all no eating after noon.

But you can have the weed ?

 

[Putembk]

Some blizzard aye

Hows one get a hold of Lemon Betty round here. Have seen so much about her and have never heard her before now

Sorry I let mine go. Somebody has it...keep asking.

 

[dogzter]

But you can have the weed ?

Yeah still can do that........lucky for society.

Trying to be positive about it and not take it out on the wife.
Worst part is we have been lied to our whole lives about food.......everything I knew as fact is actually factually wrong.