The Original O'l Farts Club.

[D. B. Doober]

That is some good guitar playing for the time.

How are you doing today old man? Is it starting to get cold at night? I'm going to the Adirondacks for the weekend. Have macaroni salad and frozen veggie pizza for dinner. Hope you are well. Day 2 of the hemmoroid saga for me. Woke up with less throbbing ass pain. Barely pooped even though I've been eating. Thing should be gone any day. Then there's 2 more in 6 weeks. What have you got? I'm Rambo

 

[Putembk]

Today I did more culling in the veggie garden. Picked more maters, cukes, carrot and beats. Everything is winding down. Won't be long until I till and put it to bed until the spring.....another year....

 

[Putembk]

So, today Mrs Pute and I were on our daily walk. Cops were everywhere.... Some guy had broke into the office of a salvage yard and robbed it. Cops came and the guy rammed a squad car getting away.....17 miles and a high speed chase later they got the guy....Illegal immigrant.

Now I hear there is a school shooting in Georgia....at least 4 dead....What a country.

 

[Putembk]

They Californicated Colorado...

Interview: Jon Caldara, What Happened to Colorado?​

I lived through this and I is now happening nation wide.....coming to you soon. This is how they have slowly overtaken Colorado and now YOU!!!

 

[oldmaninbc]

How are you doing today old man? Is it starting to get cold at night? I'm going to the Adirondacks for the weekend. Have macaroni salad and frozen veggie pizza for dinner. Hope you are well. Day 2 of the hemmoroid saga for me. Woke up with less throbbing ass pain. Barely pooped even though I've been eating. Thing should be gone any day. Then there's 2 more in 6 weeks. What have you got? I'm Rambo

Hello DB, I am doing fine today. I am trying to work up to cleaning and dusting around my computer area. I am eating some grapes then I am going to clean and dust.
Your weekend trip sounds exciting, hope the weather is agreeable. Is this a family get together? Are you taking in any tourist type activities?
Glad your taking care of your medical needs, you'll be a happier fellow with things fixed up or gone in this case. My doctor told me it's not good to go too long without a bowel movement, if that's your case, talk to the pharmacist.
I've been having fun watching the antics of the birds eating the sunflower seeds I have grown for them.

 

[Farmer John]

Good night farts.

 

[jokerman]

This morning‘s walk



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be advised there is someone following you .
I did not see it at first ,then i smoked some and then I saw a shadow.
Good looking men like you are always kidnapped and used as sexual slaves for the rich and lonely women.
At least that was what I was told and in all honestly I was a wandering for 3 months and nobody even asked me the time of day.

 

[jokerman]

I have a 10:00am zoom call, I better do my dishes and get ready.

"Check for boogers before you stream " unknown politician

 

[jokerman]

Meanwhile in Finland. Lake Saimaa. Friend sent a few pics.
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4th of september and tomorrows forecast is sunny, +25°c. Amazing.

Looks a little like Sweden ,

 

[jokerman]

I lived through this and I is now happening nation wide.....coming to you soon. This is how they have slowly overtaken Colorado and now YOU!!!

I was screaming years ago about all the antifa ,Portland and the other hell holes where Americans are being held hostage.
Only when things happen close to where they live and now its a big deal.
They got rid of illegals in Nantucket in less than 2 days

 

[jokerman]

I'm going to the Adirondacks this weekend

be advised to bring out you winter dainties and bring appropriate footwear,head wear and gloves.
Make sure you shower really well and, in some spots, do it three times .
Bears are attracted to smells that some may consider not as pleasant as a cheese burger, but smells like a cheese burger to bears.

 

[Dime]

Packing serious heat

 

[jokerman]

Packing serious heat

I could easily throw that fast if they could combine and total 5 balls ( maybe 6)

 

[Dime]

I could easily throw that fast if they could combine and total 5 balls ( maybe 6)

maybe 8?

 

[jokerman]

"Check for boogers before you stream " unknown politician

actually there was I think a female news broadcaster on a zoom interview who had a sex toy in her bookcase behind her and it went everywhere
SO To whom it may concern, be advised

 

[jokerman]

maybe 8?

funny we were sitting under a gazebo and I see a stry cat .
I have a 30" piece of 3/4 pvc conduit .
I throw it at the cat knowing I aint even come close enough to scare him much less hit him.
I wouldn't and couldn't hit him if I wanted to .
WELL after that my shoulder felt like I threw a 154 mph ball and was considering cutting my shoulder off after a day

 

[Dime]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/31/us/elections/trump-marijuana-legalization-florida.html

 

[kevinn]

How are you doing today old man? Is it starting to get cold at night? I'm going to the Adirondacks for the weekend. Have macaroni salad and frozen veggie pizza for dinner. Hope you are well. Day 2 of the hemmoroid saga for me. Woke up with less throbbing ass pain. Barely pooped even though I've been eating. Thing should be gone any day. Then there's 2 more in 6 weeks. What have you got? I'm Rambo

What are you going to do over there ???

 

[oldmaninbc]

"Check for boogers before you stream " unknown politician

Advice from an unknown electrician would be preferable to a politician, if you happen to know an unknown electrician. It does not matter the nature of their electrical training as any advice would be acceptable and preferable to that of a politician.

You have a point as both the therapist and I have allergies and are constantly wiping our noses, we almost do it in unison now

glad to see you about my good man

 

[D. B. Doober]

What are you going to do over there ???

Visiting family. Will be in Northville.