The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

I've heard they now have an option where you just take a couple of capsules of this stuff and you get the same results. Mainly because people kept bitching about how hard it was to get thru the liquid prep.

I hope that that is the way it’s done now. A couple of capsules is a whole lot better than drinking that crap. I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next year every 10 years. This will be my last if there’s no problems.

 

[SubGirl]

SG was right, you are the Bill Nye of the thread, then again that's why I said once that if this thread was Gilligan's Island you would be the professor.

You funny HK

 

[SubGirl]

I hope that that is the way it’s done now. A couple of capsules is a whole lot better than drinking that crap. I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next year every 10 years. This will be my last if there’s no problems.

Some docs use the pills and water, my doc uses the gallon jug of salt water flavored like pineapple. Pretty hard to get down but works to clean you out for sure. Liquid diet too starts before the drinking the gallon of stuff. Procedure is the easy part. You don’t remember a thing.

 

[Putembk]

This will be my third one and last one I hope

 

[bigsur51]

so why does nasa have to test the shields when going through the Van Allen belts when all they have to do is copy the shields and data from all the lunar moon flights of the past?…….hmmmmmm

 

[dogzter]

We still sleep on a full motion waterbed.
Heater is awesome on my bones and the wife can't sleep on anything else without being crippled the next day.
Got a bunch of .49 roundballs casted this morning as well as replace the thermal fuse on the dryer.
Thermal fuses,stove ignitors..........I keep spares on hand.

 

[SubGirl]

@oldfogey8 I’m grilling outside and I saw I have some shrooms on my oak tree like you

 

[OleReynard]

Okay. Do they give you drugs for that? How bad is a colonoscopy? Have a good evening hempkat

Nope no anesthesia no nothing they put it in dry and take it out wet.
If your lucky the doc will use a little spit.
No kisses afterwards either. Enjoy

Oh before all this romance there's prep, good times as hempkat says

 

[OleReynard]

@oldfogey8 I’m grilling goutside and I saw I have some shrooms on my oak tree like you
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Make sure you identify.
Poisonous mushrooms will kill in 3 days from organ shut sown

 

[OleReynard]

Nope no anesthesia no nothing they put it in dry and take it out wet.
If your lucky the doc will use a little spit.
No kisses afterwards either. Enjoy

Oh before all this romance there's prep, good times as hempkat says

Can't pass this shit up sorry DB, don't you have the internet to take the time and do a little research of your own?

 

[Putembk]

Nope no anesthesia no nothing they put it in dry and take it out wet.
If your lucky the doc will use a little spit.
No kisses afterwards either. Enjoy

Oh before all this romance there's prep, good times as hempkat says

bwahaha

 

[SubGirl]

Make sure you identify.
Poisonous mushrooms will kill in 3 days from organ shut sown

I’m not gonna eat them old man. Don’t worry

 

[oldfogey8]

I've heard they now have an option where you just take a couple of capsules of this stuff and you get the same results. Mainly because people kept bitching about how hard it was to get thru the liquid prep.

That could be. I have had 3 in the last 5 years due to health issues and it runs in my family. I actually did the prep 4 times and refused the procedure on the operating table since the doctor said the colonoscopy wouldn’t have anything to do with what my issue was(high pancreatic enzyme levels in my blood). I wasn’t told about the easier option. I will say the explosive diarrhea is easier to handle than drinking 8 ounces of what tastes like antifreeze(with lemon) every 15 minutes.

 

[flower~power]

My freind used to say for every three humps you get a 4th one for free.

Yeah, there’s a learning curve you have to navigate the waves

 

[oldfogey8]

Well yes and no, they give you this stuff that puts you into a "teilight" state which is just shy of being compltely knocked out. They don't give you anything else though. It's not really so much painful as they just don't want people squirming around hile they do it. The worst part about afterwards is that most people end up with gas afterwards so as you come out of it in the recovery room you end up farting a lot. At least that's what 've heard (no pun intended) I didn't experience that particular problem when I had one done.

I have asked them to go easy on the drugs do I could watch the video. I don’t handle sedatives well though and I go out like a light. In seconds.

 

[flower~power]

Stumbled across these ones yesterday by tomorrow they should be fully open

 

[oldfogey8]

@oldfogey8 I’m grilling outside and I saw I have some shrooms on my oak tree like you
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My Seek app says that is Berkeleys Polypore. Edible when young but a ‘disappointment to those seeking Hen of the Woods’…

 

[OleReynard]

I’m not gonna eat them old man. Don’t worry

Just never know......
Look them up don't pass them by if they're edible.
Saute them in butter dab of worstershire steaks burgers whatever.

I found a clump of chicken in the woods actually quite a few on different people's property.
Neighbors got one over there I'm gonna pillage, haven't seen a one on my property.

People round these parts take shrooming like "sengin" ginseng very fin seriously.
Part of the gathering process for winter

 

[oldfogey8]

View attachment 19057442 View attachment 19057443 Stumbled across these ones yesterday by tomorrow they should be fully open

Looks like a fly agaric I think.

 

[OleReynard]

View attachment 19057442 View attachment 19057443 Stumbled across these ones yesterday by tomorrow they should be fully open

There's a bunch of shroom nuts on Reddit they take it to a whole nother level