The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Another nice day today hope you all are feeling some love.

 

[jokerman]

Are you saying that's a good thing

nope

 

[Dime]

 

[bigsur51]

there was a story going around about a snail who won the Lottery

yeah yeah , true story

first thing the snail did was buy a fancy Lamborghini and have a huge S painted on each side

when asked why the S , the snail answered that he wanted to hear people say “ Look at that S car go.” …,when he drove down the road..

 

[jokerman]

Look at them. They are beautiful. I could put them in a sauce. I’ll bet they taste like snails. Have you ever had snails?
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possibly made into meatballs if there is enough of them

 

[jokerman]

there was a story going around about a snail who won the Lottery

yeah yeah , true story

first thing the snail did was buy a fancy Lamborghini and have a huge S painted on each side

when asked why the S , the snail answered that he wanted to hear people say “ Look at that S car go.” …,when he drove down the road..

stick to concrete

 

[SubGirl]

possibly made into meatballs if there is enough of them

@oldfogey8 said hundreds

 

[jokerman]

@oldfogey8 said hundreds

give me a minute...

 

[SubGirl]

I had snails once at some Turkish friends house. They had special china plates and utensils to eat them. They taste kinda like dirt to me but I did eat them and grape leaves too now they were nasty. The host read my tea leaves that night and told me it was bad luck to button your coat facing them.


i just looked it up. I guess it’s true…

Buttoning up In Turkey you should never button up your coat while facing someone because it’s believed that this will close that person’s kısmet (good fortune).

 

[bigsur51]

stick to concrete

Mama Mia that’s a lot of spaghetti

 

[Dime]

Looks like they eat it plain.

 

[jokerman]

@oldfogey8 said hundreds

Well ,I ran my calculations thru a Italian Meatball program I have and here were the results.
Giving a aprox size of said slugs of 1.75 oz ea .We would only need 100 slugs .which would give us aprox 11.5 lbs of meat in turn,
Using the 2,5 oz table that amount would provide 182 meatballs . +or- .003127%

 

[jokerman]

Looks like they eat it plain.

Daughters of Jezebel

 

[SubGirl]

Well ,I ran my calculations thru a Italian Meatball program I have and here were the results.
Giving a aprox size of said slugs of 1.75 oz ea .We would only need 100 slugs .which would give us aprox 11.5 lbs of meat in turn,
Using the 2,5 oz table that amount would provide 182 meatballs . +or- .003127%

Did you account for shrinkage?

 

[jokerman]

Did you account for shrinkage?

its me

 

[Dime]

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[dogzter]

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Damn them squatchs are dressing like peoples now!

 

[Dime]

My dogs turned into a pot head. I can't leave a bud on the table anymore and he will steal a bag when you're not looking. He would have made a good dea dog. He just stole some a little while ago and he's hawkin me for more

 

[SubGirl]

My dogs turned into a pot head. I can't leave a bud on the table anymore and he will steal a bag when you're not looking. He would have made a good dea dog. He just stole some a little while ago and he's hawkin me for more

Does it make him sleep if he eats a lot of it?

 

[Gray Wolf]

I had snails once at some Turkish friends house. They had special china plates and utensils to eat them. They taste kinda like dirt to me but I did eat them and grape leaves too now they were nasty. The host read my tea leaves that night and told me it was bad luck to button your coat facing them.


i just looked it up. I guess it’s true…

Buttoning up In Turkey you should never button up your coat while facing someone because it’s believed that this will close that person’s kısmet (good fortune).

I've never eaten a slug, but Escargot with garlic butter is good!