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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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BumSplodgeBrownPants
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In other news. My Tommy taters are doing ok.
Oh, wait. I got one:The Germanic sense of humor strikes again I see.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can’t wait…..careful I am part German
They said Tom Cruise is going to do a big stunt at the Olympics closing ceremony 
I enjoy his movies
I enjoy his movies
Yup…..gonna save the world….mission impossibleThey said Tom Cruise is going to do a big stunt at the Olympics closing ceremony
My mom put this up for me 
Must be nice…..my mom told me at 17 it was time to experience the world…..in other words….get out!My mom put this up for me
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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Howdy OFs, apologies for the piccy of my bud rot. Hope you're all having a lazy Sunday. I've been up to give the horse a carrot and then spent the day sweating in the hoop house trimming this rotfest.
Anyway, I'm never ever ever ever trying outdoors again on this wet rock I live on.
It really is just stinking the neighbourhood up and rotten. Too much bum twitching for me, the smell was noticeable walking the pavement past my house this morning and I'd rather not get a knock on the door from the plod.
I'll run what's good through an ISO wash, I got 2 mason jars in the freezer from washing 20 ounce yesterday of old dry dope that's been hanging around too long. The rest can go on the fire tonight.
My puppy leaves me sad faces on the floor when he’s hot.
Anyway, I'm never ever ever ever trying outdoors again on this wet rock I live on.
It really is just stinking the neighbourhood up and rotten. Too much bum twitching for me, the smell was noticeable walking the pavement past my house this morning and I'd rather not get a knock on the door from the plod.
I'll run what's good through an ISO wash, I got 2 mason jars in the freezer from washing 20 ounce yesterday of old dry dope that's been hanging around too long. The rest can go on the fire tonight.
My puppy leaves me sad faces on the floor when he’s hot.
Waveless water beds? Where's the fun in that? I never managed to own a water bed of my own. I had a friend that did though, just a typical waterbed with no special features. Anyway he used to go on about how much he enjoyed them when making love with his girlfriend (wife now). He used to say that for every two humps you got the third one for free.
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To lure in prospective targets and get them to trust you while gathering evidence?
It's one.
Germans are efficient and don't have any humor.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
Well-known member
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be very small.
Two, but they have to be very small.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
I may have found my calling
If that takes hold as an olympic sport it could pave the way for competitive silly walking.
Pizza must be nice and charred on the bottom and top crust and no flop means pizza should stand out to take a bite no flop down taking two hands.
Fun fact: In the process of breaking down alcohol so it can be passed from the body, there is a point that it has to be converted into a very potent acid and this is believed to be what causes all the internal damage that heavy alcohol consumption causes. For example, there have been cases of advanced alcoholics that could eat 3 full nutritional meals a day and still die of malnutrition because the alcohol has burned away most or all of the hair like fibers lining the intestines, that gather and absorb digested nutrients.
