The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

They are hard to stuff too. I could only get about a half teaspoon in the last one we roasted…

brilliant

 

[jokerman]

I used to see High Times photos with a location of Nassau County and think it was cool there...eye-high weeds as far as you can see, swamp...I don't know it probably is a lot different. I have a book called the Montauk Project. It's supposed to be non fiction. There were paranormal experiments going on there and a black Beret squad went in and killed everyone

I am not aware of such a mission and if I were aware ,I am not at liberty to discuss said mission if in fact it did exist.

 

[dogzter]

Looked at that for a couple hours.
Got three out of four teeth out and then penetrated into my sinus cavity so we called it a day.
Like my dentist a lot really nice guy excellent at his job and seems to actually care.
Back in 2 weeks for a checkup and decide from there.......no sneezing or nose blowing allowed.

 

[jokerman]

And now for something completely different: NASA found a Trillion-ton iceberg perfectly cut:
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Izzat kewl, or what.

Sauce: https://thechive.com/humanity/inspi...m_postid=4758363&utm_editor=4758363_laura_lee

Would be quiet the martini

 

[Putembk]

Check out WeedHoppers thread haha

Don't believe you said that. If you want to show off your soft wear fine. But leave other threads out of it. Might be best if you stayed there. Right up your alley.

 

[SubGirl]

I like lobster, have eaten and caught my own crab, I might even like crab better than lobster.
I like to steam lobster tails, I watch the end and when the flesh has gone opaque, it's done.

Don't like mussels, scallops are ok but wouldn't miss them if I didn't have them.
You are on the ocean, must be lots of fresh seafood.

Yes and boxed too

 

[jokerman]

A little something else View attachment 19044300

Doobster
If I didnt know it was your feet ,I would be calling 1-800-sasquat and report a sasquatch sighting

 

[kevinn]

We have at least 3(2 females and 1 male) but they rarely drain the feeders. I change the nectar out every 3 days and go thru close to a cup and a half between the 2 feeders I have. They seem pretty territorial so maybe that is why I only have the three birds.

We have a couple of dozen. Have to fill feeders ever day. Started going to BJs to buy sugar in bulk.

 

[jokerman]

View attachment 19044320 Looked at that for a couple hours.
Got three out of four teeth out and then penetrated into my sinus cavity so we called it a day.
Like my dentist a lot really nice guy excellent at his job and seems to actually care.
Back in 2 weeks for a checkup and decide from there.......no sneezing or nose blowing allowed.

I hope someone was holding your hand

 

[Gray Wolf]

View attachment 19044320 Looked at that for a couple hours.
Got three out of four teeth out and then penetrated into my sinus cavity so we called it a day.
Like my dentist a lot really nice guy excellent at his job and seems to actually care.
Back in 2 weeks for a checkup and decide from there.......no sneezing or nose blowing allowed.

Commiseration brother! They put the screw into my sinuses the first time I got an implant................ Much sneezing and bloody snot.

 

[jokerman]

I just ate a great slice and a 1/4 of a dynamic hero.
I in a stoned stupor realize I have another meal on my chest in crumbs and other viable food remnants.
bonus

 

[Gray Wolf]

Salt mountain:

 

[SubGirl]

Son just texted me. He’s putting together a cabinet together with funny instructions. He says he’s doing it alone and not smiling

then he sent this one.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I have a grade 1 internal hemorrhoid and I've been putting off the colorectal surgeon for a year or more. Past few days there's been blood when I poop. Half the time I go for a walk I have to stop and wipe blood from my stinky butt

 

[SubGirl]

I have a grade 1 internal hemorrhoid and I've been putting off the colorectal surgeon for a year or more. Past few days there's been blood when I poop. Half the time I go for a walk I have to stop and wipe blood from my stinky butt

Prolly time to get that checked out doober. Especially having free medical.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Prolly time to get that checked out doober. Especially having free medical.

Yeah but I'd have to drink that barium stuff, fast, go in a few times, then have someone put stuff up my butt. I'm scared. My mom gets angry and says it could be cancer but I tell her it's a hemorrhoid

 

[SubGirl]

Yeah but I'd have to drink that barium stuff, fast, go in a few times, then have someone put stuff up my butt. I'm scared. My mom gets angry and says it could be cancer but I tell her it's a hemorrhoid

My dad died of colon cancer. I get checked regularly. It’s a piece of cake and they have great dream juice for the procedure. It’s worth getting anything fixed that’s a problem now so you don’t have more problems later. I’m saying this in my mom voice doober.

 

[dogzter]

My dad died of colon cancer. I get checked regularly. It’s a piEve of cake and they have great dream juice for the procedure. It’s worth getting anything fixed that’s a problem now so you don’t have more problems later. I’m saying this in my mom voice doober.

You and his Moms need to have a chat and get this shitshow scraightened out mui pronto.

 

[Putembk]

I have a grade 1 internal hemorrhoid and I've been putting off the colorectal surgeon for a year or more. Past few days there's been blood when I poop. Half the time I go for a walk I have to stop and wipe blood from my stinky butt

That a vision in my mind I didn’t need….

 

[Boo]

Yeah but I'd have to drink that barium stuff, fast, go in a few times, then have someone put stuff up my butt. I'm scared. My mom gets angry and says it could be cancer but I tell her it's a hemorrhoid

if you care about getting old and enjoying the twilight years you damn well listen to your mom...run and hide from the doctors only to find out what is now just a small issue may be a life threatening issue...I know from experience you get all your junk tested no matter how difficult it may seem to be...I may have had 100 staples in my belly but I'm here to talk about it instead of looking at dirt...dude, listen to your mom...good luck with whatever they find...