The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

I would have a separate one for the butthole for sure but you will have to ask the expert @Putembk for directions

Just take the first dirt road

 

[SubGirl]

Does it go pits,chin,butthole then start over the next day or do you have separate containers for each crease?
@SubGirl how do you know all this?

And don't forget the man pits.

 

[Putembk]

And don't forget the man pits.

This thread stinks

 

[Gray Wolf]

I learned that if you use a bidet, there is no need for butt hole deodorant and no more itchy butt.

 

[SubGirl]

If you slick up your asscrack and slide down a handrail you can leave a pleasant smelling scent trail.

Silly boy

 

[jokerman]

Ok one more.........maybe.
If it all smells the same does it all taste the same now?

are we talking about the two types of thermometers?

 

[SubGirl]

Ok one more.........maybe.
If it all smells the same does it all taste the same now?

Maybe Joe will YouTube it…

 

[jokerman]

Does it burn,is it sticky or tacky,does it collect even more butt lint.........these things will keep me up tonight.

You're continually thinking FFS !

 

[jokerman]

Maybe Joe will YouTube it…

I kind of mastered all we are talking about at a early age first with Ivory Soap than some Dr Brunners.
I smell like a warm peppermint,

 

[Putembk]

I kind of mastered all we are talking about at a early age first with Ivory Soap than some Dr Brunners.
I smell like a warm peppermint,

I smell like an old man

 

[D. B. Doober]

Nissan dealership I sold out 14 years ago.

That's pretty dope

 

[D. B. Doober]

Does anyone here weigh like 1,000 pounds? Sub? Pute? Sub are you really stuck in bed? That'd be horrible. Poor fat people. Damn. Imagine that?

 

[D. B. Doober]

I'll have 10 big macs

 

[OleReynard]

There is a bird here that early in the year (breeding season)
has a call that sounds like: juuuuuuu dy? judy, judy, judy.
Later in the season it sounds like: riiiiii cky? ricky, ricky, ricky.
I've not looked it up yet to see which type of bird it is.
4 a.m. on my porch, I hear them all.

It's the rare Cary Grantis

 

[OleReynard]

I learned that if you use a bidet, there is no need for butt hole deodorant and no more itchy butt.

Excuse my ignorance but is there a car wash blow dryer also in the bowl to get dry with or just drip dry?

 

[SubGirl]

Does anyone here weigh like 1,000 pounds? Sub? Pute? Sub are you really stuck in bed? That'd be horrible. Poor fat people. Damn. Imagine that?

Yes, I’m stuck in bed…

 

[SubGirl]

I smell like an old man

Old spice and moth ballz

 

[Putembk]

Old spice and moth ballz

I think it's just moldy

 

[Putembk]

Excuse my ignorance but is there a car wash blow dryer also in the bowl to get dry with or just drip dry?

Always wondered that myself

 

[Gray Wolf]

Excuse my ignorance but is there a car wash blow dryer also in the bowl to get dry with or just drip dry?

There are different types of bidets, some that include a towel, but I use a bidet hose and dry with toilet paper.