answer your damn phone or get a cell for pete's sake...call me when you can
The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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It pays to be a sweet guyreally wasreally
I commented to the owner how nice his store is and we spoke about food.
He gave me 6 bagels on the house.
That’s a good idea but I think he has been using that tool for years at all his favorite places. Even the pork store
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Discussed this with the wife over lunch and our conclusion was lead,powder,more guns and some power storage.
Also may switch the house from natural gas heat to wood next year if shits still unstable.
No matter how many propane tanks we have eventually they will run out.
My Buddy Spetz took 6 peeps out to a pub with 4 beers and it was $300.Whats up OFC? Been working outside in the heat. Nothing like Boo is dealing with but plenty hot for me.
Heat makes me lazy. Just checked to make sure everything has plenty of water. Peppers are wilting from the sun. I plant the peppers between the maters and beans. They both provide shade but the beans are just breaking ground and the maters are only about 18" tall so no shade yet. Clouds are moving in so that helps.
That is ridiculous! Everything costs a fortune now. Going out to dinner costs about 40% more than the last election. Then Walt says the dollar won't be worth anything but toilet paper. I am looking forward to the future.
Were you one of the peeps? And did you order snacks to go with the beers?
with no snacks, must have been some of that high tech beer.
oldfogey8
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the budget for this film was so low - they couldn't afford horses -
The coconut ‘clip clop’ is one of the great things about the movie.
oldfogey8
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I just get a dog tongue in my mouth. Wakes me up quicker than anything I can think of short of an unlubed finger in the ass…
oldfogey8
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The Fall of the Roamin’ Empire. Watch the National Debt clock speed up from $100k/second to 100,000k/second. America is fkd.
" The key to life is good lube" unknown pervert ( and it aint meI just get a dog tongue in my mouth. Wakes me up quicker than anything I can think of short of an unlubed finger in the ass…
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So the dollar is toilet paper and beer is $400. Glad I grow....
Miss Layla wakes me up by rooting her nose under my neck, while wiggling and whimpering, accompanied by the whapping of her wagging tail hitting the wall.I just get a dog tongue in my mouth. Wakes me up quicker than anything I can think of short of an unlubed finger in the ass…
I'm already awake and just lying there, so I hear her coming shaking her head so that her tags jingle and her ears go whap, whap, whap slapping together.
If I try to fluff her off, she gets insistent, resorting to presentation of the paw..........................
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