My wife does the car wash, water restrictions do not permit you to wash your vehicle at home.
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Took Zig out for a poop in the woods this morning. He signaled me that he saw something(he acts like a pointer). This is the deer he alerted me to. BTW-the farting sounds are my feet squeaking on my shitty flip flops…
Full pooping was completed and he listened when I told him to stop chasing the deer. I am sure he would have no idea what to do if he actually caught up to the deer.
Mine got too close to a deer in our yard. Deer let her get nice and close and then gave her a nice kick to the head with both back legs. Dog might still bark at them but keeps her distance.
Well, I’m done with the gym and I’m heading towards the showdown over the office. I was not able to bring Ivan with me because of logistics of where I came from to go to this meeting and I’m not gonna carry because that will lead to nothing but problems. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if I got an ass thrashing because this guy is a weightlifter. Wish me luck…
What? You are just going to the post office.Well, I’m done with the gym and I’m heading towards the showdown over the office. I was not able to bring Ivan with me because of logistics of where I came from to go to this meeting and I’m not gonna carry because that will lead to nothing but problems. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if I got an ass thrashing because this guy is a weightlifter. Wish me luck…
Does that mean she got laid?
Today's - 'What is it' competition - will commence with this item - WHAT IS IT? -
dirty dick's penis loofa?
'What the actress - said to the Bishop' jokes explanation below -
"said the actress to the bishop" is a colloquial British exclamation, offering humour by serving as a punch line that exposes an unintended double entendre. An equivalent phrase in North America is "that's what she said".[1] The versatility of such phrases, and their popularity, lead some to consider them clichéd.[2
I cut a lb of bacon in 1/4's with out even separating the slices.
Toss the whole thing in a 5 qt. dutch oven and fry it up crispy.
Easy peesy. Scoop it out with a slotted spoon, drain
the grease and wash the pan. I gave up on that whole
concept of the perfect strip of flat bacon
Speed and efficiency is my plan haha
Exactly what we do!
cut it up with scissors , mix it in just about all meat dishes..bacon is the best condiment!
That's as good as anything I could come up with. Fuzzy do nut?
Close - but no cigar -
Hint?
