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jokerman

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I'm old fashioned....still make love in a covered wagon....

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Here it comes.....

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I still do it the way Jose Cervantes did it.
such a romantic you are😊
 

pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
420club
well allow me to retort*
first of all cup holders, where am i going to put this tasty beverage down? so it dosent spill
cup holders!
/and dont tell me that that squirrel cage you got bolted to your down tube is your cup holder
second comes comfort, you ever ride a bike for miles, it gets grueling
but the truck is my barca lounger on wheels so its sweet sailing
and finally the ac
i see you sweating out there in the desert heat! i wish i could just slow down a little to roll down my window, just a little bit, and let you taste some of this sweet ac air!
but its like feeding the wild life, you cant let them taste nice things
clips are for dips, ride flats brother!

***also did you can get a dui on a bicycle!
/i have a friend! who knows a friernd whos cousin...
*
xoxo, unc!
 
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unclefishstick

Fancy Janitor
ICMag Donor
Veteran
well allow me to retort*
first of all cup holders, where am i going to put this tasty beverage down? so it dosent spill
cup holders! i have a cup holder that bolts to the handlebars
/and dont tell me that that squirrel cage you got bolted to your down tube is your cup holder
second comes comfort, you ever ride a bike for miles, it gets grueling
but the truck is my barca lounger on wheels so its sweet sailin i have an ass of steel,pain is just weakness leaving the body!
and finally the ac
i see you sweating out there in the desert heat! i wish i could just slow down a little to roll down my window, just a little bit, and let you taste some of this sweet ac air!
it's the dry heat!
but its like feeding the wild life, you cant let them taste nice things
clips are for dips, ride flats brother!

***also did you can get a dui on a bicycle!
/i have a friend! who knows a friernd whos cousin...
*
xoxo, unc!

no clips for me,i ride in sandals! sandals are snowshoes for the desert
 
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