The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

A beet maybe?

No silly rabbit....this is a beat

 

[Putembk]

A beet maybe?

Carrot

 

[Putembk]

Amazing what Advanced Nutrients will do to vegetables......

 

[ost]

Awe, rinse it off and get you some of that fancy duct tape they sell on tv that seals anything for the rest of your life…

won't fix that, i want to watch you straighten, that short radis in that section of cast iron

 

[Gray Wolf]

Carrot

What kind?

 

[Putembk]

What kind?

Don't remember.

 

[Putembk]

 

[ost]

There is the broken joint with the left side lifted up.

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may have to skin the mud and roots back for several feet to check your cast iron, if all is well get a section of plastic pipe and a couple of fernco's and put it back together!that bend in the cast will have to be removed.

 

[imiubu]

Good mornin', good morning peeps.
I hope the sun is shining in your world,
realistically or only in your mind

Woo woo... finally figured out the multi-quote.
Quoting myself to clarify a couple of lapses in
memory etc.

Spud babies!

This made me think of something.
This thread does that a LOT haha.
Since I don't have granbabies to share my stories with,
looks like I'm sharing them with all the old farts here

Some 30+ years ago I was working in a little family owned restaurant.
Small place, small crew and it was a delight working there.
Owners and crew all worked well together.

The kitchen helper was Hector. Yep, hippy Hector.
Missing all his front teeth yet smiled all the time.
Had a slew of kids that he loved as well as his wife.
He had another full time job at a local nursery and they
treated him terribly there so, he really liked coming to work
with us.
He was a bit 'slow'? Well, street smart yet not
educated perhaps.
Nicest guy you could have on your crew.

Every day when he came in, his first job was to hand peel
50LB's of potatoes. Drudgery for most but he said while
it was boring, he liked it better than some jobs he'd done.

I began calling him my spud bunny.
He got the biggest kick out of it and laughed like a kid.
I liked when Hector laughed as I knew his life was very hard.
Anything to bring some fun to his life was my goal.

Man... hadn't thought of Hector and the crew there in ages.

HUH... why the heck did I type "bunny"???
I referred to Hector as my "spud muffin".
Where was my mind? lol

Just a few minutes ago, I was going through receipts and didn't find the one I needed from Home Depot.
I remember the paint stripper but... what else did I buy???
Still unable to locate the receipt so... I just said screw it... it'll show up and stopped thinking on it.

Went out on the porch to have a smoke and bam... I remembered! Got to have it for the LL so... cool.
As I sit here typing this out... for the life of me... I cannot remember again. WTH?

Aha! LED light bulbs! I wrote it down in case I don't find the paper receipt.

stoner

Absolutely true.
Actually... I'm a headie...
rather have a good head high and draw from my 'third eye'
than to be stoned out and getting better acquainted w/ the sofa.

Last night (well, 3 a.m. this morn) I got up to pee then go out and
have a cig. City is so very quiet at that time, I enjoy sitting out there.

I obv. over indulged in canna caps again and was floating along rather nicely.

Well...
I nodded off w/ my cig in my hand only to discover when I moved, that the
hot cig had landed in my lap and now has melted a hole in my favorite robe!
Shit... thank goodness for fire retardant fabrics I guess.

Yes folks, tobacco smoking is hazardous to our health

 

[bigsur51]

did I miss anything?

 

[ost]

This way past Flex Seal. The two pipes are no longer even aligned by more than one diameter. I have two contractors coming to give me a bid.

not a job i ever looked forward to doing,and i've done a bunch of 'em.

 

[ost]

I am just trying to get to the bottom of this.









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looks to be a fine place to start!

 

[ost]

They will cut out the bent section and splice in an ABS section.

Yet another thing to admire you for.

i agree @oldmaninbc

 

[SubGirl]

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I buy those but my carrots alway turn out crooked. They are too cheap in the market for me to try and grow them in my tiny garden. Do you have bent carrots too

 

[jokerman]

did I miss anything?

Breakfast FFS!

 

[jokerman]

I buy those but my carrots alway turn out crooked. They are too cheap in the market for me to try and grow them in my tiny garden. Do you have bent carrots too

 

[jokerman]

 

[SubGirl]

did I miss anything?

Me perhaps?

 

[ost]

Our sewer charge is based on our water usage and is expensive.

We don't get a discount for having lawn and garden sprinklers.

should be able to use old well for

Wearing a colostomy bag for 3 months was enough to destroy any hint of modesty I might have had after 2 weeks in the hospital.

I really considered wearing it permanently after discussing the reconstruction surgery with my Surgeon. # 3 will be every bit as brutal as #2 was. At least he was honest and upfront as to what I was facing

If you were awake that is a sigmoidoscopy and was stopped in general user by all but the most backward countries and small regional hospitals 30 years ago. Although I have a close friend the Veterans Hospital in loma linda Ca. who had that done to them just 10 years ago. I advised her to SUE.

Now it's twilight sleep, lights out and you wake up full of gas but zero pain or side effects besides a lot of farting the next few hours.


2 non English speakers from the Home Depot parking lot. $100.00 worth of PVC and fittings, rent their chain cast iron snapping tool as well and be done for $300.00. Sit in your folding picnic chair and direct how it's done with a few rounds of charades.

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My plumber of 50 years has gotten to where he won't roll for less than $1000.00, I've gone back to replacing my own shit, when possible, if the tenant calls. If it is a bastard under sink reach, I'll grab a warm body from the parking lot.

Hot water on the left, cold on the right and shit don't run uphill. What more do I need to know?

the garden and if plumbed right the , shower and shitter could be on the well this will cut back on the bill!

 

[ost]

Join the rest...my TV, my wife's phone, eyes in the sky, cameras on every corner, cameras on the highway and cameras at all retail outlets it just goes on and on . OH I can't forget vending machines.
Do I have something to be worried about?

alot of those big cameras have near 5 lb. of copper in them won't be long those guys from the set have ;em striped down and tore apart and melting the copper to make 12 ga. shotgun slugs