The Original O'l Farts Club.

[imiubu]

I always wondered... given the male anatomy and those skin tight jeans of yore...
if there wouldn't be a bit o pinchin' going on in the nether region?

Talking about memory lag.... this post caused a memory to surface...
better late than never I guess.

My brother said those jeans were "like a cheap hotel... no ballroom".

 

[pop_rocks]

meatloaf and pinto beans after about 3 days of ruminating

hard no buddy
/my memories not that bad! and i can actually see all the colors now!

check out the high school commando

I had to cut my hair to get back in


and yes , it’s me in the middle FFS!…not the top photo mama Mia ..


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would bang in this order

 

[SubGirl]

I think I would move to Brownsville Texas before i would move to south Florida

they both are about 25 degrees latitude

thats if latitude has anything to do with barometric pressure

dam , this could lead to a class in meteorology and a diploma

high barometric pressure and low-temperature makes my joints hurt. Do you have less migraines in the summer months?

 

[SubGirl]

I'm sure some of you of farts remember PI, Dana from the cabana...he sent me a recipe for zuppa toscana from olive garden...it's been stashed for 12 years and is being made now...geez it smells diving...a shoutout to Dana, a friend that left us way before his time...rest in peace brother...

Yum that sounds good. I just looked up the recipe on yt

 

[jokerman]

Come to think of it - I can't remember what I had for dinner last night either - does it matter? -

Only if you didnt have it

 

[pop_rocks]

Only if you didnt have it

or maybe he had two dinners!
memory loss ftw!

 

[jokerman]

Ya - I used to be a 'I'm a commando advocate' - and it worked whilst I wore button flies - on my jeans (501's) - but I was soon to find out - that don't fly with zipper flies - when taking a quick Jimmy Riddle - in a hurry - and you inadvertently zip ya todger up in the YKK ballistic zipper -

OWWWCCHHHH! - then try working it outa there - without screaming for ya Mama! - who happens to be thousands of miles away - at that time -

this side of the pond we put the excess down a pant leg to avoid such a disaster.

 

[jokerman]

maybe he had two dinners!
memory loss ftw!

never thought that

 

[bigsur51]

high barometric pressure and low-temperature makes my joints hurt. Do you have less migraines in the summer months?

that’s a good question and thinking about it , I should have charted the months and seasons

but I didnt

i did track what I was eating and found that I have to avoid msg and artificial sweeteners

other than that , I can just about eat whatever I want

the weather changes do not seem to have any kind of effect on my joints , I have very few problems with inflammation and I think part of that is due to the amount of cannabis I use

 

[bigsur51]

did I say I hate the federal reserve and the fake fractal reserve lending Ponzi scheme?…..

this goes out to those who work for the oligarchy bass turd maggots

 

[bigsur51]

this side of the pond we put the excess down a pant leg to avoid such a disaster.

right tuck or left tuck?…

 

[Boo]

Good eats…

 

[SubGirl]

that’s a good question and thinking about it , I should have charted the months and seasons

but I didnt

i did track what I was eating and found that I have to avoid msg and artificial sweeteners

other than that , I can just about eat whatever I want

the weather changes do not seem to have any kind of effect on my joints , I have very few problems with inflammation and I think part of that is due to the amount of cannabis I use

I don’t know, I smoke more weed than any ten people I know and mine hurt like heck sometimes. Perhaps if I went on your meat and chocolate diet, my joint would feel better…

 

[jokerman]

right tuck or left tuck?…

depends if you're right or left handed, or unidentified at the moment

 

[tobedetermined]

I don’t know, I smoke more weed than any ten people I know and mine hurt like heck sometimes. Perhaps if I went on your meat and chocolate diet, my joint would feel better…

No. You would still hurt because that's close to my diet. Just add bacon. And butter everything.

 

[jokerman]

Good eats…

What was it !
Im on my seconds with cutlets mashed pot.corn and peas

 

[SubGirl]

depends if you're right or left handed, or unidentified at the moment

Or amansdick-trious

 

[bigsur51]

I don’t know, I smoke more weed than any ten people I know and mine hurt like heck sometimes. Perhaps if I went on your meat and chocolate diet, my joint would feel better…

food as medicine can be complicated and confusing , I am my own guinea pig…

currently I am learning about oxalates and inflammatory cytokines in vegetables but not in meats…very complicated to me cause I never took Anatomy and Physiology , barely got through Biology , I like English Lit and Plant Science a lot better

and learning about keto carnivore diets…I am out of my comfort zone of biscuits and gravy and pies

 

[dogzter]

commando Baby , commando since 1964

You get hung on a doorknob to?

Ya - I used to be a 'I'm a commando advocate' - and it worked whilst I wore button flies - on my jeans (501's) - but I was soon to find out - that don't fly with zipper flies - when taking a quick Jimmy Riddle - in a hurry - and you inadvertently zip ya todger up in the YKK ballistic zipper -

OWWWCCHHHH! - then try working it outa there - without screaming for ya Mama! - who happens to be thousands of miles away - at that time -

That the pork or the beans?

never thought that

No one believes that bro.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

this side of the pond we put the excess down a pant leg to avoid such a disaster.

There ain't no room down a pant leg - "specially after a few sets of heavy weighted squats -