The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Magu🌈]

There's sumph'in magical ️ about them thar cow's -

I raise beef cows for a living. We have a cow-calf operation. Just a small family farm. I am a “poor boy” farmer.

 

[jokerman]

Oh! Tres shocking! You do not know...? I must tell you now, Grasshopper, how to keep a redheaded Scottish witch satisfied for 64+ years of marriage (7-generations of First Daughters of the Hay Clan).

You know I speak Mandarin. Well I learned it in a Temple on an Asian mountain. And I learned the 81 ways** of making love, and eleven ways known only to the Emperor... and two ways not even known to him.

**Although the difference in one of those ways is having your fingers crossed.

Possibly... no, it is probably too late for you to even start at the neophyte level -- the simple "double jump thrust and twist" followed by the swing, ice, watermelon, and fur handcuffs.

(*sigh*)

Ah... Herself beckons. I tried to tell her since we are now in our 80's, we should ease off on the "standing up in a hammock" thing.

At least we don't do it on one leg anymore.

How does one kiss only one woman in life and say they wrote the book on the ways of love?Grasshopper!

 

[bigsur51]

Unsure as of yet. I am still studying up on the how to of purchasing a quarter cow.
I love me a big fatty ribeye and would most likely eat one a daily, if it were more affordable.
I will have most ground and want some good roasts. I also want the organs and tongue
+ all the beef fat trimmings.
There are 3 local farms that I will schedule a tour of soon. Most likely I will miss the Fall
harvesting but hope to be ready for Spring.

I have been full on 'carnivore' for over a year now and will never go back
to eating a standard american diet. The fat loss was only the external/ visual
cue that I was becoming healthy. The non scale effects are numerous
and actually unexpected.
Most importantly my mind is crisp and my clarity is unbelievable.
Energy is off the charts. I no longer need BP meds and... no more joint pain.
I have also gained strength, muscle mass and stamina.
At 67 something I never imagined would happen did...
my libido has returned.

That is enough antidotal evidence to never ever change my chosen
way of eating.

Ending up in a nursing home, loosing my independence and needing
someone else wipe me bum scares me worse than death.
In essence, I have found the fountain of youth

fantastic!

we just bought 3/4 of a beef and our single neighbor bought the other 1/4

over 300 lbs for us

my gf has went full carnivore because of celiac IBS chrons stomach issues and it helped her tremendously

I support her so I am along for the ride , I have no health issues so I am more of a cheating keto carnivore , I like my carbs and some fruits and veggies too..

but yeah , I was skeptical that a human can get all the bits and minerals they need by just eating meat

but it’s true , by eating a variety of meats , humans have all they need to be healthy , liver being the most nutrient dense food on the planet…….olfactory meats for the win

but I still like my toast and jelly!…..sugar is a difficult addiction to overcome but I am gaining on it!..

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

It must have been a fantastic experience to see performed live.

I live near a large university and they then had a multi plex cinema house that
hosted RHPS every Saturday night at midnight.

The lobby was full of young folks costumed out in full regalia of their favorite
characters. It was glorious and uproariously fun.
The actors would get on stage and act out the parts as the movie played.

We attended as often as we were able.
I don't remember having such unadulterated fun before or since.
This phenomena went on for 10 yrs. IIRC.

I cannot imagine anyone other than Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
as that is all I've ever known of course.

Thanks for the fond memories Gypsy!

Ja - it was Tim Curry - got me surnames mixed up - and yeah - maybe 4-5 years after I saw it live at the end of The Kings Road - at The Kings Road Theatre in London - I was living in San Francisco - and working at The Strand Theatre on Market Street -- where every Friday night they would show the RHS movie - and do the reenactment while it was playing - under the big screen - was always a wild'n'crazy event - with lotsa laughs -

 

[bigsur51]

I raise beef cows for a living. We have a cow-calf operation. Just a small family farm. I am a “poor boy” farmer.

angus?….

we are thinking of doing that when we get to Port Angeles , a small cow calf operation

we also are looking at miniature Jersey milk cows , maybe get two of them and supply the neighbors with fresh dairy products..

 

[jokerman]

Pup is giving you the side eye…

it seems to me when a dog looks at you sometimes they look deep right into your soul

 

[jokerman]

Sunday!…….i ran out of gas.

goodmorning

FFS! ITS SUNDAY BIG

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Break up the day and ask for a sponge bath

Ahh - they all know that I'm capable of doing me own ablutions - so they dont offer - but the wife is due in a morsel of time - so maybe I can convince her that I'm too incapacitated - to wipe off me own bits?

Hmmmm - now that sounds like a plan eh?

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Mornin', Ole Farts.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

Cherry trees Big….. they sooooo sweet…
big weekend for events here in the armpit…typically through May before the real heat sets in….
ganj on….

 

[jokerman]

Well - I'm all back to normality now - cruising along on a Sunday afternoon - riding the high backed chair - even managed to expel mucho smelly toxic wasteges from my overloaded system - during two long rides on the magic green comode - waiting for the beloved ones to show up for Sunday afters visit time - without a care in the world

definitly ask for a sponge bath!

 

[jokerman]

Many thanks to @Gray Wolf @SubGirl and @bigsur51 for such a warm welcome, extending this thanking msg to the possible future welcomers too..!

Welcome K

 

[jokerman]

Ja - it was Tim Curry - got me surnames mixed up - and yeah - maybe 4-5 years after I saw it live at the end of The Kings Road - at The Kings Road Theatre in London - I was living in San Francisco - and working at The Strand Theatre on Market Street -- where every Friday night they would show the RHS movie - and do the reenactment while it was playing - under the big screen - was always a wild'n'crazy event - with lotsa laughs -

Did you know James Bond curious minds asked me to ask you

 

[BrassNwood]

To celebrate everybody's favorite Holliday I had my usual 4 Hash capsules at 04:00 (65mg each) then 2 more at 08:00 to start the party and added some 180-proof hash tincture at 10:00.

Later filling more capsules, I fumbled twice and had to fish out and eat the dunked lowers. Emptied 2 dishes of oil and naturally they needed wiped out and my oil covered finger licked clean.

Let's count.
65x 4+ 120+ 65+ 180= 625mg. Add the 3 or 4 tincture shooters I had and no wonder I was in the shape I was. LMAO.

If I can't inhale nothing says I can't abuse the hell of the Hash capsules. Well, I will catch hell from the other half if I get too shitfaced. "You're stumbling and mumbling again ease up on that crap."

I do remember that moment of holding the weed I'd just dug out that was invading my cannabis plot and being overwhelming with the glory of it. Even the ratty weed had its place it the vast wonder of it all. Then it passed and I went back to digging up more weeds.

 

[jokerman]

Mornin', Ole Farts.
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I would follow her to Mordor

 

[imiubu]

Welp, it's time for us old gals to get into the tub, as it's grooming day for the pup and the mom.

I adopted this senior dog in Sept. 2020. She is a yorkie mix that is now 11 and has a plethora
of health issues. One of which is luxating patella. She has no knee caps and virtually no
thigh muscles. I tried every way I could imagine to groom her and ended up just getting
into the tub with her. I put on calming music and hold her in my lap until her anxiety subsides.
Then the grooming commences. Once that task has completed, we stand up and I hold her
while shampooing her. It is a pretty flawless endeavor this way.
About 1 hr. prior to grooming, she has low dose canna infused coconut oil as it helps
to calm her.

The day I thought I may be ready to find another fur friend, she had just been listed
for re homing. Serendipity perhaps?
The college kids that had rescued her from a shelter lost their jobs per
c19, needed to move in w/ allergic family

My newest fur baby is unlike any other dog I have been a guardian for.
I like big dogs w/ smooth coats and never have had a foofy dog lol.
She is such a delight and I love her to bits. She has come to trust me
and we are great friends. Never would I have imagined climbing into
the tub and grooming one of my dogs but... here we are.

Ah, the things we do for love aye?

I'd share some pix but am unable to upload atm.

Have a grand day!

 

[Putembk]

hello Kimes and welcome aboard

have some coffee , have some fun , and please check in at the Classification Booth to get your name tag and a bingo

We also need a list of the meds you are taking!

 

[flylowgethigh]

Was a bit of a travesty yesterday - my magic button ️ pain reliever packed up - and I told the young inexperienced nurse that I wasn't getting any pain relief - since I couldn't feel the drowsiness - and effectiveness - nor hear the thing when I pressed it - so I went for over an hour - with the shivers - and spasms on the left side of the heart - thinking that I was gonna croak - finally they sussed it out - and got it working correctly again - Phew!

Yeah - they took me off the fentanyl today - and put me on morphine - so because my pain is down to a 5/10 -

I love the button.

 

[jokerman]

To celebrate everybody's favorite Holliday I had my usual 4 Hash capsules at 04:00 (65mg each) then 2 more at 08:00 to start the party and added some 180-proof hash tincture at 10:00.

Later filling more capsules, I fumbled twice and had to fish out and eat the dunked lowers. Emptied 2 dishes of oil and naturally they needed wiped out and my oil covered finger licked clean.

Let's count.
65x 4+ 120+ 65+ 180= 625mg. Add the 3 or 4 tincture shooters I had and no wonder I was in the shape I was. LMAO.

If I can't inhale nothing says I can't abuse the hell of the Hash capsules. Well, I will catch hell from the other half if I get too shitfaced. "You're stumbling and mumbling again ease up on that crap."

I do remember that moment of holding the weed I'd just dug out that was invading my cannabis spot and being overwhelming with the glory of it. Even the ratty weed had its place it the vast wonder of it all. Then it passed and I went back to digging up more weeds.

When I am in another galaxy I try to keep my communication channel off so I don't encounter alien forces and receive communications such as "You're stumbling and mumbling again ease up on that crap."
My first action is to put on my beautius sony head phones which in some ways is a great impetus for the commander of that alien force to increase communication levels. In instances such as that, if one can avoid any visual contact ,the opposing force may go elsewhere.

 

[jokerman]

We also need a list of the meds you are taking!

FFS! now you too
at least you got me b4 I showered