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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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BumSplodgeBrownPants
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Morning. Hope you're all fine n dandy! Cloudy with a chance of sunshine here at 8.35am, pup is waiting by the front doorfor his mom to get back from turning the horse out and I'm waiting for my coffee to kick in, then it's walkies time.
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watta faceMorning. Hope you're all fine n dandy! Cloudy with a chance of sunshine here at 8.35am, pup is waiting by the front doorfor his mom to get back from turning the horse out and I'm waiting for my coffee to kick in, then it's walkies time.
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Ditto!Good morning everyone! Im up at 3 am. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Hope you feel better Gypsy. I want everyone to have a GREAT day. Peace brothers and sisters.
Oh - I wish it was only 2 days
- have to wait now till tomorrow or even Tuesday to see the heart electricians - because my heart needs shocking into a more stable rhythm - then they will let me go - to recover at home -I have first-hand experience of this ! About 33 years ago I got really drunk on “Purple Jesus” (190% alcohol mixed with grape kool aid). Anyway, I fell out of the bed of a pick-up truck that was going 60 mph. As I went over the side, time slowed down. I remember thinking “ I really fucked up this time”. Then I hit the pavement and time sped-up again. I rolled up onto the bank and stood up completely fine except for terrible “Road rash” all over my body and bleeding a lot. It changed how I veiw reality.
Oh! Tres shocking! You do not know...? I must tell you now, Grasshopper, how to keep a redheaded Scottish witch satisfied for 64+ years of marriage (7-generations of First Daughters of the Hay Clan).Oh Unc
You know I speak Mandarin. Well I learned it in a Temple on an Asian mountain. And I learned the 81 ways** of making love, and eleven ways known only to the Emperor... and two ways not even known to him.
**Although the difference in one of those ways is having your fingers crossed.
Possibly... no, it is probably too late for you to even start at the neophyte level -- the simple "double jump thrust and twist" followed by the swing, ice, watermelon, and fur handcuffs.
(*sigh*)
Ah... Herself beckons. I tried to tell her since we are now in our 80's, we should ease off on the "standing up in a hammock" thing.
At least we don't do it on one leg anymore.
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Yes - the one where you have to have one leg
on the mantlepiece - whilst holding the very ripe honeydew melon 
- is considered unsafe for the over 80's Unca - so I'd leave that one up the mountain for now - 
- and there was I thinking that 'The Pink Taco' - was in reference to a ladies gribbly bits - oh wellFINALLY!!
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True dat. (*sigh*) As I enter the springtime of my senility, I have come to accept the new weaknesses of my once virile body.Yes - the one where you have to have one leg
I used to do a demo of smashing a baseball apart with my love muscle. Alas, that is never to happen again.
My eyes are so bad now, I have to use a coconut instead of a baseball.
About bloody time sumbody started talkin' weedshit made-up words and associations (*sob*) leaving pore ole Innocent Unca out in the cold -- WITH COMPANY!!FINALLY!!
And it is one of the
Seems to me like you went thru a bit of a TIME WARP - Magu - so I've got a song for you -I have first-hand experience of this ! About 33 years ago I got really drunk on “Purple Jesus” (190% alcohol mixed with grape kool aid). Anyway, I fell out of the bed of a pick-up truck that was going 60 mph. As I went over the side, time slowed down. I remember thinking “ I really fucked up this time”. Then I hit the pavement and time sped-up again. I rolled up onto the bank and stood up completely fine except for terrible “Road rash” all over my body and bleeding a lot. It changed how I veiw reality.
