The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

Always check out the moms skills and looks when dating the daughter. Just sayin’. Didn’t work for me tho as Mr Subs dad had beautiful thick white hair when he was older and well, he didn't get those genes I guess…

I actually learned that the hard way, failing to notice how much my svelte young bride's mother weighed and how she treated her husband.

Genetics are a crapshoot as well. There are baldness genes in both sides of my family, but I have dense unruly hair like one of my great grandfathers. My first wife's family had baldness genes as well, but both of my kids have dense hair like me, and my build, though neither got my green eyes.

 

[SubGirl]

Subie was that your Momma's picture?

No just some random pink lady from the interweb.

 

[Gray Wolf]

He knows I still love him tho. Even without the thick head of hair

A true test!

 

[SubGirl]

I actually learned that the hard way, failing to notice how much my svelte young bride's mother weighed and how she treated her husband.

Genetics are a crapshoot as well. There are baldness genes in both sides of my family, but I have dense unruly hair like one of my great grandfathers. My first wife's family had baldness genes as well, but both of my kids have dense hair like me, and my build, though neither got my green eyes.

how much the young bride's mother weighed and how she treated her husband are very good tips as well.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Checked into the hospital - but we are having to wait in some waiting room - for an unspecified time - until they can find a bed for me I presume - I did ask how long we would have to wait - and the nurse said - ' how long is a piece of string' - so could be any length of time -

Best wishes, Gypsy.
You've got this.
Everything will go well and like Sun&Soil said may your recovery be fast and painless.

 

[Putembk]

@S&S....yup veggie garden and outside maintenance time.....that means I will be doing double duty. Will be azz holes and elbows for me! Hurry back!

 

[Capt.Ahab]

It's a great day to be outside here except for the non stop 20+ mph wind that just wont quit.

 

[dogzter]

Good luck and God speed @Gypsy Nirvana !
"How longs a piece of string"............ my ass.

Is that a good sign or a bad one?

 

[dogzter]

This is Gigi and she was abandoned here about 4 years ago cuz her shithead owner didn't get her fixed and thought she was preggo.
Was not preggo was severely constipated and is fixed now.
Super sweet cat I am glad she wound up here with us.

 

[jokerman]

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news.
The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.
The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Mrs. Ahab went to a yard sale this morning.
She got 28 boxes for five bucks a box.
Score!
She's the best.

 

[jokerman]

Got a nurse already lined for Gypsy.

 

[jokerman]

Donde esta Boo?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Good luck and God speed @Gypsy Nirvana !
"How longs a piece of string"............ my ass.

Is that a good sign or a bad one?

Ahhh - they have given me a bed in a room with 3 other Cardio-Fans - but it's on the 7th Floor - and in Stephen Ward - the big bonus is that it has windows - with a view - Ohwww - how posh - I'll try and get a pic - without falling on anyone

 

[dogzter]

Ahhh - they have given me a bed in a room with 3 other Cardio-Fans - but it's on the 7th Floor - and in Stephen Ward - the big bonus is that it has windows - with a view - Ohwww - how posh - I'll try and get a pic - without falling on anyone View attachment 18987601

Glad they got you sorted out I had visions of you on a gurney in the hall!

Gonna be a beautiful day here today and I look forward to what it brings us.

 

[exoticrobotic]

Ahhh - they have given me a bed in a room with 3 other Cardio-Fans - but it's on the 7th Floor - and in Stephen Ward - the big bonus is that it has windows - with a view - Ohwww - how posh - I'll try and get a pic - without falling on anyone View attachment 18987601

What a view

How are the nurses?

 

[jokerman]

Ahhh - they have given me a bed in a room with 3 other Cardio-Fans - but it's on the 7th Floor - and in Stephen Ward - the big bonus is that it has windows - with a view - Ohwww - how posh - I'll try and get a pic - without falling on anyone View attachment 18987601

England swings like a pendulum do

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

What a view

How are the nurses?

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Now I feel like Sid James (looking at Babs Windsor) - the vampire nurse - she who takes the blood is a nice Irish lass - and the tea/coffee fella - took a while before I could tune into his Albanian accent - but he did give me a packet of Custard Creams - and a weak coffee ️ - still haven't seen a doctor -

 

[CharlesU Farley]

There was an engineer in my company named Randy Cherry <-- it was on his door!

Funniest actual, real name of someone I've interacted with was a woman named Chastity Beaver.

That's no shit!

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Mornin'.
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Be still my cannonballs!!