2 old rednecks (hope noone gets offended lol) riding down some back roads drinking their beer ,one says to the other damn i'm drunk .. yeah man we need get off the road .they pass a cop.. the cop recognizes the 2 drunks and knows if them 2 are together something going on... he turns his lights on ..passenger says oh shit man hes turning around for us.. in a panic the driver says to him i got this don't worry just do like i do.. He grabs his beer bottle rips the label off it and sticks it on his forhead.. the drunk passenger says what the hell man this ain't gonna work.. he says just do it its our only chance.. as the police officer is approaching the car he rips his label off and sticks it to his head.. driver rolls down the window and says good--evveeening officcer..officer says i see ya'll been drinking tonight huh.. driver replies no-ssier we on the patch..