The Great Awakening

[Three Berries]

The Federal Reserve sellout?

Now what am I going to do with that new connection?

Walk me through your dance by number routine....

No.

Wait.

How about you just tidy it up to one long spiel or maybe just give me the punchline?

Let me guess...

Hunter Biden's laptop.

Or...

Hillary....

Maybe...

Adrenochrome riddled commies out to steal your kids...???

All true Unfortunaly. It's the Left's legacy.

 

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[audiohi]

What's that do to the Climate Change EV revolution?

Ford Lightning owner powers home essentials for 2 days and still had battery left in the tank​

https://electrek.co/2022/12/28/ford-lightning-owner-powers-home-essentials-for-2-days/

Ford was the first in the US to offer bidirectional charging capabilities on an electric truck with Intelligent Backup Power, which “provides full-home power for up to three days or as long as ten days,” depending on energy usage.

The Ford Lightning also includes Pro Power Onboard, providing up to 9.6 kW of power spread across 11 outlets, including a 240V outlet in the bed.

And the best part, when the power was restored, the Lightning still had 65% of its battery left.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I don't want to be a wet blanket but the poll results are in...

The Awakening Is Upon Us.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i'm sure the germans muct have a 17 syllable word that means funny and sad bordering on pitiful

well, "schadenfreude" has 13 letters, not syllables. best i could come up with...

 

[armedoldhippy]

Well he didn't capitalize it so there's probably no meaning.

OR use red letters! that used to be "the shit".

 

[unclefishstick]

well, "schadenfreude" has 13 letters, not syllables. best i could come up with...

that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others...so not quite right

 

[armedoldhippy]

Solid logic.

better than normal considering the source...

 

[mean mr.mustard]

All true Unfortunaly. It's the Left's legacy.

Why did you leave out the Jewish space lasers or something about horse paste?

All of it is all true.

Solid.

Got it.

 

[armedoldhippy]

that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others...so not quite right

but i REALLY enjoy watching The Chump stumbling toward a jail cell... like i said, "best i can do". had any other offers ?

 

[mean mr.mustard]

that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others...so not quite right

But the coincidence of combined factors in any situation seem to be more regular in occurrence than not..
Best he could do with parameters given, in my opinion.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Why did you leave out the Jewish space lasers

screw the Joos and their huge Bics in the sky! who's sending us all of this snow & below freezing temps? could it, too, be controlled by...

 

[mean mr.mustard]

but i REALLY enjoy watching The Chump stumbling toward a jail cell... like i said, "best i can do". had any other offers ?

Wait until he staggers to the shower like walking down a ramp.

Remember that attempt at using two tiny hands to try to sip water....??

Jail is going to be hard when he finds out that there are no Big Macs at the commissary.

 

[audiohi]

Why did you leave out the Jewish space lasers or something about horse paste?

All of it is all true.

Solid.

Got it.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Jail is going to be hard when he finds out that there are no Big Macs at the commissary.

i'm sure his loving wife will bring him a few before she files for divorce & leaves for Europe, Tahiti, wherever. maybe Musk is looking for an older woman......anyone here think she'll be as popular as Jackie Kennedy was after losing her husband?

 

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[unclefishstick]

but i REALLY enjoy watching The Chump stumbling toward a jail cell... like i said, "best i can do". had any other offers ?

closer
Weltschmerz (lit. "world-pain"), a deep feeling of sadness experienced by someone who believes that physical reality can never satisfy the demands of the mind

 

[moose eater]

screw the Joos and their huge Bics in the sky! who's sending us all of this snow & below freezing temps? could it, too, be controlled by...

Didn't you know? It's that nefarious HAARP Project; they -say- they're studying the ionosphere and radio communications under various conditions, but the Q-People and Nick Begich III REALLY know.. It's all about mind AND weather control. Maybe why I feel cloudy...

 

[buzzmobile]

Didn't you know? It's that nefarious HAARP Project; they -say- they're studying the ionosphere and radio communications under various conditions, but the Q-People and Nick Begich III REALLY know.. It's all about mind AND weather control. Maybe why I feel cloudy...

That's one I have not heard in a long while. Here's one that's newer.