Ringodoggie, that came out of you?
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Yeah, that's a pretty regular thing for me. Off and on for over 40 years. Try shitting like that and then going and playing drums for 6 hours like I did last night after that wonderful blood-shit.
Hemorrhoids. Had them destroyed a couple times but it never seems to work As is typical with me. Nothing that works on others ever works on me. LOL
Wanna see the little culprit. I showed this to my butt doctor and he just went, "Beautiful. Just beautiful. You should turn that into a Christmas card". LMAO It's not everyone who carries a picture of their hemorrhoid in their wallet. But, after this long, we have become quite close. I even call him Herman the Hemorrhoid. What the fuck... you name your dogs and cats. Why not your hemorrhoids. After 40 years together, it just didn't seem right to not name him.
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Hemorrhoids. Had them destroyed a couple times but it never seems to work As is typical with me. Nothing that works on others ever works on me. LOL
Wanna see the little culprit. I showed this to my butt doctor and he just went, "Beautiful. Just beautiful. You should turn that into a Christmas card". LMAO It's not everyone who carries a picture of their hemorrhoid in their wallet. But, after this long, we have become quite close. I even call him Herman the Hemorrhoid. What the fuck... you name your dogs and cats. Why not your hemorrhoids. After 40 years together, it just didn't seem right to not name him.
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I met the guy today who is gonna put my stomach back where it is supposed to be. He is a pilot learning instruments, and so I told him if I live and this works, I'll show him real flying: how to fly taildraggers off a grass strip. That's country BTW.
Bloodfarts are not so good Mr. Ringodoggie. Burn that thing off with HAO or some H2O2.
Bloodfarts are not so good Mr. Ringodoggie. Burn that thing off with HAO or some H2O2.
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Teddybrae
Very good post IMO! I know someone with a haemaroid like that! Amazingly the odd-looking thing doesn't interfere with her intercoursing. Won't go and get it beautified because surgery may leave insensitive areas which may reduce her sexual pleasure. Interesting woman ... you'd like her, Ringo ...
Sounds like my kind of girl. LOL
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Bobby Boucher
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Thrown up twice this week already. God damn stress ulcer.
Wasn’t ready to participate yesterday morning. Had to “nope” my way on outa here. Almost rolled a turkey.
"I've got a hole in me pocket" LOL
Best movie ever made. Seen it dozens of times. LOL
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Sunshineinabag
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How do you beautify a hemmorroid?
only time ive shit blood was when u shoved a half ounce of pot up my ass so the state troopers wouldnt find it.........went to jail anyway goddamma........had a great week in our unit drinking tasters choice, playing pinochle and smoking in the shower......yeah boy, back then tomasi would let us get high provided we didnt attract unwanted attention from other staff .........worked out well......toilet paper cardboard...use a pencil to poke a hole for pieces of a joint to sit in, use the t paper roll like a steamroller ........break off one hits ......the blow your hit into a towel thats been laden with deodorant (back then it was speed stik) roll said towel into a big jelly roll and blow your hits into that........lmao
only time ive shit blood was when u shoved a half ounce of pot up my ass so the state troopers wouldnt find it.........went to jail anyway goddamma........had a great week in our unit drinking tasters choice, playing pinochle and smoking in the shower......yeah boy, back then tomasi would let us get high provided we didnt attract unwanted attention from other staff .........worked out well......toilet paper cardboard...use a pencil to poke a hole for pieces of a joint to sit in, use the t paper roll like a steamroller ........break off one hits ......the blow your hit into a towel thats been laden with deodorant (back then it was speed stik) roll said towel into a big jelly roll and blow your hits into that........lmao
That’s one of those things I wish I could unsee...
The older I get the more I appreciate a thick heavy Kush and a long hot shower. Sometimes feels so good afterwards I just crawl back in bed to enjoy the feeling.
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Teddybrae
Sunshineinabag
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I could see us all sitting in a bath house for older stoners......whacking each other with birch leaves.......I gotta shovel my ass off today....hoping your weekend is going good for u guys so far.....on a great note we have a local milkman who has taken on the old school mindset of home delivered local farm products.........Ive come full circle and i love it!
Bobby Boucher
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I second that motion
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Teddybrae
I'd dig to have a Sauna with yez all. Just leave the latex home Sunshine and I wouldn't mind sitting beside you in a fog of steam. Were you thinking Ms Boucher could come too?
Bobby Boucher
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I forget what a bombshell she is.
She just went 2 days ago to Gary P. from “inked” to get a big ass r2d2 coverup below her clavical. It turned out fuckin’ awesome, He’ll probably showcase it on his website once it’s done here next month.
But.. yeah, no. Ms Vallencourt has a tendency to make other dudes act like little children.
Lots of dudes cant even come within a 30’ proximity of us without embarrassing themselves. We’re like a pair of god damn lightning rods for stupid idiots.. verifiable phenomena.
True and real. Trill.
Am I saying that right? trrr-eeee-uhhll...
She just went 2 days ago to Gary P. from “inked” to get a big ass r2d2 coverup below her clavical. It turned out fuckin’ awesome, He’ll probably showcase it on his website once it’s done here next month.
But.. yeah, no. Ms Vallencourt has a tendency to make other dudes act like little children.
Lots of dudes cant even come within a 30’ proximity of us without embarrassing themselves. We’re like a pair of god damn lightning rods for stupid idiots.. verifiable phenomena.
True and real. Trill.
Am I saying that right? trrr-eeee-uhhll...
