The BroomRoom...

[Miraculous Meds]

My bees died last fall. Little bastards got what they deserved. They stung me and I swelled up about 6 inches wide by 10 inches long and a half inch high. Have to find some that are more friendly. I couldnt get with in 12 feet of the hive with out them stressing out.

Screw running. Did way to much of that in the marine corps when I was a trained killer. Had a bad assed clip board and pen. Poke your damn eye out in a heart beat bitch.

did they die from natural causes, or did they meet their fateful end from messing with the wrong crane?

If that was ur weiner they stung, ur wife would probably love it. well now that I think about 6" wide, she might not love it so much.

 

[Zapadra]

the adventures of smelly! u live in an interesting place, that's for sure. are u allowed to carry firearms on u?

Of course!!! Any man worth his salt in this place should be armed to the teeth!

 

[Rooibard]

Haha TIA, not for pussies always made me laugh in the carribean, the ayas lol... They always bragging about going to africa maaann.. Give em day and a half lol... Bets, anyone?

Peace

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Ichabod...Bro, maybe you havent heard about these things Apiarists use, they've been around since like 'forever'... they're basically protective pieces of clothing that prevent bees stinging you.... they called bee suits... check em out....

Jeez you woulda loved to have been my drill sergeant.... with me being a younger, thiner, better looking, hairier version of you.... like your blue eyed boy

@Mirac... yep, one needs to equalise the situation...
Just get the shoes out... did 2miles last night.... gonna do another 2 right now.... just need that bowl first... love bongs before runs, helps focus the breathing...

@Red... to true... some sheep wouldnt even make it out the airports... bee's cant morph... but sheep can... I see it all the time.... sheeping morphing into ducks... sitting ducks... quickly morphing into shitting ducks...

Cheese time....

 

[Ichabod Crane]

They call them bee keepers for a reason. They can keep them. Hell I could sell a ounce and get 5 gallons of honey. Not that corn syrup crap you get at Walmart from China full of poisons.

Got enough that starts drying tonight to supply me with honey for the next 24 years. Good thing it is not a full room or I could not use all that honey.

And for the record every time some thing happened I went to the other side of the globe. No telling how much damage I could do with a 50 cal machine gun. Being near sighted and all. Sure give the guy who cant see at a distance a gun that shots several miles.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Ichabod... nah bro, bees are cool... spose the honey is just half the fun, I get to learn quite a bit about plants from keeping the bees... plus I just find the inner workings of the hive fascinating...

So "every time something happened"... think that sentence needs a adjective.... like to narrow it down... every time what happened... every time it rained? every time a baby dolphin was born...??

And every time this happened you went to the other side of the globe...? You went to the other side to what ever was happening...? its a lil ambiguous...

Anyways... so what have you just harvested...?? Pllllllllllzzzzzzz drop some flower pics for us 3rd world children.... drop them right here... its cool...

Back from that run.... 2 miles in 20min.....

 

[Ichabod Crane]

During the first gulf war I went to Korea. When we went into Panama to get Noreaga I went to Thialand. Marines from my unit went to both but not I.

Engrish is not be tee beast fours me.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

During the first gulf war I went to Korea. When we went into Panama to get Noreaga I went to Thialand. Marines from my unit went to both but not I.

Engrish is not be tee beast fours me.

Gnarly...

So what did you go to Thialand for...? Besides being called "The cheapest ever...!!!"

LMFAO

 

[Ichabod Crane]

The little boy prostitutes. No just kidding it was for a military war game. Gallant bear war game or something like that. But I think mostly to die from dehydration. OMG it is hot there in August.

 

[5th]

He ain't kidding...that desert shield nonsense was a reason to get sunburnt. My platoon spent 6 months on "breach and take" ...to lay around n' get sunburnt. We had to pump rounds into sandbags so we had a story to tell our kids...

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Ichabod... yeah bet you didnt like the heat.... or the lil boys either...

@5th... bless, nothing like a military bed time story from daddy to help me sleep peacefully....

 

[Zapadra]

@Smelly... Bees don't morph... Ever... Once a Bee, always a Bee, no shitting ducks

 

[Ichabod Crane]

Well I shot rifle cleaning rods with blanks into telephone poles for something to do.

I hate the heat. I like it about 20 degrees and cloudy.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Ichabod... yeah I dont like the heat either.... more than 28 and I get bothered... and thats well on its way.... maybe another 4weeks of cool weather... at least I got the Nelson for the portable ac...

But now Iv got the

Why is it that when it rains it has to fucking pour.....

Why is my life a seesaw...

Fuck these Hadeda ibis aswell......

 

[Ichabod Crane]

Thats 20 degrees f, not 20 degrees c. Just below freezing. You can work in a tee shirt and not sweat. As long as it is cloudy. Dont much care for the sun, to hot.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Being sick totally fucking sucks... its been almost three weeks that I havent felt 100%.... got the meanest cough now, and just drained...

Other than that, just been making fuck ups as normal, so nothing outta the blue there... Nothing really in the BroomRoom as of now, tryna get shit rolling... but as usual, gotta kill something first in order for there to be life...

Put it this way, no plants for almost two fucking months now.... but things are lining up, kinda.... just think that fingers found it's way back in....

Its warming up at least, high 20's, thats degrees c Mr Crane.. and the RH has been up in the 70's again... Springs just around the corner....

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Still kinda sick.... pretty drained and flem.... tryna smoke it out... no surfing, no running... Iv been cleaning heaps, had a mishap, hopefully learn from it.... and then more cleaning.... bleach everywhere....

Spring is just about here..... almost hitting 30 degrees C around noon...

Been drinking lots of lemon, like 2 and honey, with boiling water....

Just wanna get back in the mix... get a grow on....

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Right, back to full health.... Getting shit rolling, kinda....

Christ, I thought this shit was simple, thats what all the seppo's keep going on about.... "so simple, pH this, bloom boost that..... "
Shits a fucking mission.... maybe Africa just breeds a different kind of stupid....?? Any pointers....?

And how rude of me... almost a year Iv been hanging with y'all and I havent even showed you the guy this threads named after....

And a close up.... rugged hey..? Fucking work horse....

So I went through some old pics I had taken when I lived in the Shire a few years back..... brrrrrrr..... I actually took a few pics of the buds I bought.... was like 25squids an 8th.... banging in my book....

Same, buds from a sea side Shire....

Iv been cutting some trees down yesterday and today, I wanna plant a whole bunch of lemon trees outside my bedroom.... something that smells good and these evil monkey wont eat... was thinking chilli... but how much chilli can one guy eat.... at least with lemons they smell good and I can make fucking litters of lemon aid...... wish I could be have ten foot ganja plants there instead.... but sadly.... cali makes me drool.... GSC this, 800gallon smart part that.....

 

[5th]

cali makes me drool.... GSC this, 800gallon smart part that.....

...can I ever relate to that... Glad to hear your feelin' better.

 

[Zapadra]

Yeeeehaw!!!! Loving the DH book!! LOL!