So Iv been washing shit...
Laying out shit...
Carving shit... actually carving good, you should see my cutback...
Hell, Im even quoting shit... bring on the designs biatchs....
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So Iv been washing shit...
Laying out shit...
Carving shit... actually carving good, you should see my cutback...
Hell, Im even quoting shit... bring on the designs biatchs....
Miraculous Meds
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Looks like some premium coffee grounds. juan valdez would be proud.
I like ur simple room layout. are u just gonna do 4 sites, or whats going on there?
and whats that in the last pic, r u getting into sewing now?
I like ur simple room layout. are u just gonna do 4 sites, or whats going on there?
and whats that in the last pic, r u getting into sewing now?
@Mirac.... hey bro, I might add a lil perlite to the coco... Yeah was tryna keep it simple, like less is more kinda thing... stack the lights this time and just keep building... ceiling is 3m... between 4 and 6 hopefully... rails bro, rails and socks, and fin boxes...
@Zap.... Idk dude, Im sitting with my dick in my hand most days... I wish I was blessed with a green thumb...
Zapadra
Well-known member
You should see my thumb! Geez.... Far from green... Purple yellow and red mostly...
@Zap.... ahhhhhh, Ill pass thanks, sounds pretty minging 
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Interesting episode this morning. On the way to the beach, Iv got some bonehead parked in my drive[this happens daily btw] so I hoot and he drives off and parks in the road, so I look at him when I pass an I can see he's a big ****.... like rugby big.... and then proceeds to roll back into the drive way.... so I through her into reverse and squeeze back into the driveway before he can[used to it] and ask him to go park somewhere else, he says 'nah Im only here for a few minutes...." I said thats not good enough and he just laughed.... so then I told him "Im not asking anymore Im telling, and Im telling you to fuck off...". he say's 'dont swear at me", myslef ,"not swearing directly at you but at your pace of moving...." so then he asks if I know what he does for a living... I laughed, 'you're a builder or some wannabe cowboy...." "actually Im a debt collector..... Im like "wank! couldnt give a fuck if your name was Dog, you're on my property, trespassing, break the law..."
So this is when he gets out the car and starts walking towards me, he's lil[big] bumchum follows suit.... I roll her into 1st, and slowly drive towards them, big caveman steps in and down to get a shot in through my open window, smelly leans out the window as he leans down and in, smelly bangs the big fat balled headed fuck right in the teeth with the spray.... bumchum runs after me screaming 'jo fokin poes!"
Just flipped them the bird....
I circled back onto the farm, and ran through some brush to see if they where still there.... and gone, gone to spar to go by milk.... you see if you just went straight to spar and bought the milk there and waited there for your mate, well you wouldnt have fucked eyes right now, and a shit start to you day....
Funny, heres this huge fuck of a bullie[I worked in nightclubs for years] going around, collecting debt, breaking peoples arms, ribs, hell maybe even cutting the odd pinkie off.... and he just goes around looking for fights, looking to bullie.... then you get some small sly nimble fuck who'll totally jay adams you in the fucking head punk style...
Unfortunately these fucks know where I stay and what I drive.... but not what I look like, beanie and sunnys are awesome....
But I know what they drive, and I saw their faces too....
Actually couldnt give a fuck, fence, dogs, equaliser's, psycho man **** with cheese......
Thats the thing bout these tough types... cops know em, lawyers know em... sometimes the only way they can make money is by intimidation
Im gonna carry spray from now on....
Like even when I came back from the beach, some fuck parked in there again, and when I left, same guy this time, just steering at me.... kinda freaked me out.... thought it cuda been his mate.... para
Fuck it, two guys over 100kgs starting walking towards your car, they arent gonna wash it for you I bet.....
So I actually dont even feel guilty
So this is when he gets out the car and starts walking towards me, he's lil[big] bumchum follows suit.... I roll her into 1st, and slowly drive towards them, big caveman steps in and down to get a shot in through my open window, smelly leans out the window as he leans down and in, smelly bangs the big fat balled headed fuck right in the teeth with the spray.... bumchum runs after me screaming 'jo fokin poes!"
Just flipped them the bird....
I circled back onto the farm, and ran through some brush to see if they where still there.... and gone, gone to spar to go by milk.... you see if you just went straight to spar and bought the milk there and waited there for your mate, well you wouldnt have fucked eyes right now, and a shit start to you day....
Funny, heres this huge fuck of a bullie[I worked in nightclubs for years] going around, collecting debt, breaking peoples arms, ribs, hell maybe even cutting the odd pinkie off.... and he just goes around looking for fights, looking to bullie.... then you get some small sly nimble fuck who'll totally jay adams you in the fucking head punk style...
Unfortunately these fucks know where I stay and what I drive.... but not what I look like, beanie and sunnys are awesome....
But I know what they drive, and I saw their faces too....
Actually couldnt give a fuck, fence, dogs, equaliser's, psycho man **** with cheese......
Thats the thing bout these tough types... cops know em, lawyers know em... sometimes the only way they can make money is by intimidation
Im gonna carry spray from now on....
Like even when I came back from the beach, some fuck parked in there again, and when I left, same guy this time, just steering at me.... kinda freaked me out.... thought it cuda been his mate.... para
Fuck it, two guys over 100kgs starting walking towards your car, they arent gonna wash it for you I bet.....
So I actually dont even feel guilty
Zapadra
Well-known member
Eish Smelly.... Looks like you equally looking for the rawl 
Yeah Boneheads recon their big musckles are scary. Most of us know them small lanky debt collectors are usually the scariest. I used to have tenants that were collectors. "Construction" they said. Believed it hook line and sinker. Until they brought the P.O around looking for a kidnapping victim! Yoh.....
Yeah Boneheads recon their big musckles are scary. Most of us know them small lanky debt collectors are usually the scariest. I used to have tenants that were collectors. "Construction" they said. Believed it hook line and sinker. Until they brought the P.O around looking for a kidnapping victim! Yoh.....Was it pepper spray. Might be good on some fish or pork.
Yum.
Yum.
@Zap.... if I was really looking for it, Id be parking in other fuckers driveways... just protecting what is mine china.... before it turns into the next fucking taxi rank... how does it go...? Yeehaw...... yeah thats right. I think 
@Ichabod.... mighta been pepper, mighta been chilli.... fuck, wish it was mustard then I know he wouldnt be coming back for seconds....
nom nom nom...
But seriously, this problem has been happening since like, Iv lived here... quick math... 16years.... Iv also used a 4lb hammer to good effect... Iv heard it does wonders for the pant job, never considered myself that kinda artist though..... just pointing it in a downward manor has created the desired effects so far.... but Iv been advised to lose the hammer, so I got some spray, and a bat.... proper one, wheel spanners.... keys on a long lanyard work well, spes if some fuck is running towards you, and you swing in an upwards fashion.....
@Ichabod.... mighta been pepper, mighta been chilli.... fuck, wish it was mustard then I know he wouldnt be coming back for seconds....
nom nom nom...
But seriously, this problem has been happening since like, Iv lived here... quick math... 16years.... Iv also used a 4lb hammer to good effect... Iv heard it does wonders for the pant job, never considered myself that kinda artist though..... just pointing it in a downward manor has created the desired effects so far.... but Iv been advised to lose the hammer, so I got some spray, and a bat.... proper one, wheel spanners.... keys on a long lanyard work well, spes if some fuck is running towards you, and you swing in an upwards fashion.....
Zapadra
Well-known member
Ha straight up! Seen how they roll in Pollsmoor? Lock on your belt and you're ready to loosen which teeth are left... And yeah I hear you, you gotta stake you claim. But my style has always been a bit more mafia.. I like to walk away calmly, then come back grinning like lucifer when they're sobbing over their lost loved ones... Like Nietzsche said, man learns through suffering...
Lock on your belt and you're ready to loosen which teeth are left... And yeah I hear you, you gotta stake you claim. But my style has always been a bit more mafia.. I like to walk away calmly, then come back grinning like lucifer when they're sobbing over their lost loved ones... Like Nietzsche said, man learns through suffering...
@Zap.... ha, you're a bee...
@Zap.... bro, bees cant morph... they not transformers...
So you go and change it while Im posting...
So you go and change it while Im posting...
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4207365
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HAHA lol
No one is stronger than pepper spray not even a boer..
I have also had my fair share of incidents with big big rugby boys..
I assume you two @zap @smelly are from The Mother Land?
Great to hear some local info being throw around here.
Hopefully we will be able to compete with the rest of the world soon..
No one is stronger than pepper spray not even a boer..
I have also had my fair share of incidents with big big rugby boys..
I assume you two @zap @smelly are from The Mother Land?
Great to hear some local info being throw around here.
Hopefully we will be able to compete with the rest of the world soon..
@7digitno... howzit, welcome.... biltong??
To the person that made pepper spray available to the masses....
"Get that man a bells...!!!" :friends:
I bought new running shoes today.... I havent run in years since a shit injury.... also that thread by HOPS5K reminded me how fucking cool it is.... so went out there and got myself a pair... felt fucking great too... 2mrws another story though...
To the person that made pepper spray available to the masses....
"Get that man a bells...!!!" :friends:
I bought new running shoes today.... I havent run in years since a shit injury.... also that thread by HOPS5K reminded me how fucking cool it is.... so went out there and got myself a pair... felt fucking great too... 2mrws another story though...
My bees died last fall. Little bastards got what they deserved. They stung me and I swelled up about 6 inches wide by 10 inches long and a half inch high. Have to find some that are more friendly. I couldnt get with in 12 feet of the hive with out them stressing out.
Screw running. Did way to much of that in the marine corps when I was a trained killer. Had a bad assed clip board and pen. Poke your damn eye out in a heart beat bitch.
Screw running. Did way to much of that in the marine corps when I was a trained killer. Had a bad assed clip board and pen. Poke your damn eye out in a heart beat bitch.
Miraculous Meds
Well-known member
@7digitno... howzit, welcome.... biltong??
To the person that made pepper spray available to the masses....
"Get that man a bells...!!!" :friends:
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I bought new running shoes today.... I havent run in years since a shit injury.... also that thread by HOPS5K reminded me how fucking cool it is.... so went out there and got myself a pair... felt fucking great too... 2mrws another story though...
the adventures of smelly! u live in an interesting place, that's for sure. are u allowed to carry firearms on u?
Like the new shoes. Run smelly run.
I need to start running too. first ill start with slow walking, n work my way up to an average paced walk. then the big step, the Olympic walk, once I break that hurdle, I can get into a light jog. Ill be running with u in a year or 2. whew... got to take a smoke break now.
