PlastikeRubba
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Been waiting a decade for one of the digital ganja gurus to tell the community why 50 lbs of signature artisanal craft seed/nut/grain meal should cost $250 plus shipping and tax?
I pay $22.
The best answer anyone can come up with is "Huh? Barley isn't seed meal, it's for da enzymes, da enzymes! Plants love dis shit! "
Da enzymes? Yeah okay, come back when you're finished larping at the Idiocracy convention, friend.
Reading da labels
Looks like the malted barley filler content is actually bringing my protein content down to 12%. I read da labels.
No, organic pothead . You don't need karambucha nut paste extracted from the cracks of some sacred cliffs of India during prayer hour. You don't need brand name guru approved seed flours. Stop being weird, potheads. Stop standing in line with your wallets out in front of the Supreme fert outlet and stop posting about it on social media if you don't want decent people like me laughing at you.
These organics woo woo gurus got everyone's soil so fucked, and pockets so emptied, brains so rotted. Feeding protein out of gold plated glass jars, for da enzymes.. Telling everyone they need more sulfur, for da terps, when their plants are sulfur toxic. Yet no one can tell you how much a bale of peat expands to (2.2>2.5,3.0>3.75).Or how many cubic ft are actually in a 4 cubic ft bag of perlite (3.33cu.ft.). No one has any money left for a tissue test or sap analysis to see how bad they are actually fucking their plants by taking youtube advice. Seems that poor quantification and taking people's word for things = the name of the game in 21st century organics?
Docile yard rat. Possibly traumatized by curious cats.
I pay $22.
The best answer anyone can come up with is "Huh? Barley isn't seed meal, it's for da enzymes, da enzymes! Plants love dis shit! "
Da enzymes? Yeah okay, come back when you're finished larping at the Idiocracy convention, friend.
Reading da labels
Looks like the malted barley filler content is actually bringing my protein content down to 12%. I read da labels.
No, organic pothead . You don't need karambucha nut paste extracted from the cracks of some sacred cliffs of India during prayer hour. You don't need brand name guru approved seed flours. Stop being weird, potheads. Stop standing in line with your wallets out in front of the Supreme fert outlet and stop posting about it on social media if you don't want decent people like me laughing at you.
These organics woo woo gurus got everyone's soil so fucked, and pockets so emptied, brains so rotted. Feeding protein out of gold plated glass jars, for da enzymes.. Telling everyone they need more sulfur, for da terps, when their plants are sulfur toxic. Yet no one can tell you how much a bale of peat expands to (2.2>2.5,3.0>3.75).Or how many cubic ft are actually in a 4 cubic ft bag of perlite (3.33cu.ft.). No one has any money left for a tissue test or sap analysis to see how bad they are actually fucking their plants by taking youtube advice. Seems that poor quantification and taking people's word for things = the name of the game in 21st century organics?
Docile yard rat. Possibly traumatized by curious cats.
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