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pets have TWO types of behavior, instinctual & learned. instinctual behavior would normally tell an animal to flee from smoke/fire, learned behavior on the other hand might attract your pet to you when you get stoned.
when you get your pants on, grab the house keys and the leash your dog KNOWS it's going for a walk and will act excited, but let's say instead of walking your dog you BEAT it every time with that leash it would run away from you anytime you grabbed your pants; if you did the pants/keys/leash thing and then sat down to a long casual breakfast every morning BEFORE walking your dog it would have a near zero reaction to you grabbing your pants. Learned behavior.
Finally, you sit and get stoned at home with your pet(s) present, you're very likely @ your mellowest, sitting in your favorite chair or couch and almost certainly willing to share those mellow vibes with your best furry buddy, it's no friggin' wonder your pet is attracted to you when you get high, YOU (whoever you are) have mistaken this learned behavior as some sort of acceptance or even yearning for cannabis in your pets.
If every time you got high you sat and glared & yelled at your TV set for an hour your dog wouldn't come near you nor would it run from you knowing your anger would be vented elsewhere, it would have ZERO interest in weed.
If you beat that dog with your bong do you still think it would still come running for a 'hit', I don't friggin' think so, it would run the other way when you reached for the bong.
OK, so now you think your buddy wants to get high so you buzz him up while he's sitting near you, he makes some faces, licks his nose and squints his eyes while you already being stoned laugh heartily. You've now LOCKED him into your world, if it's one thing animals know & understand it's human emotions, laughter and joy are contagious so expect your animal to greet your bong with this learned behavior and wanting the reward of your best love after putting up with having smoke blown in its face.
Your pet doesn't want to get high at all, it only desires the extra love & affection it gets based on your rituals. Learned behavior.
stop getting your pets high, they really don't have any choice in the matter.
but hey that's just my .02 worth.......
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a friend of mine has a dog w/epilepsy, when it has a convulsion he blows a toke of weed into the dogs ear, usually within a minute the seizure ceases. This to me is an acceptable form of cannabis medication for a pet or animal.
pets have TWO types of behavior, instinctual & learned. instinctual behavior would normally tell an animal to flee from smoke/fire, learned behavior on the other hand might attract your pet to you when you get stoned.
when you get your pants on, grab the house keys and the leash your dog KNOWS it's going for a walk and will act excited, but let's say instead of walking your dog you BEAT it every time with that leash it would run away from you anytime you grabbed your pants; if you did the pants/keys/leash thing and then sat down to a long casual breakfast every morning BEFORE walking your dog it would have a near zero reaction to you grabbing your pants. Learned behavior.
Finally, you sit and get stoned at home with your pet(s) present, you're very likely @ your mellowest, sitting in your favorite chair or couch and almost certainly willing to share those mellow vibes with your best furry buddy, it's no friggin' wonder your pet is attracted to you when you get high, YOU (whoever you are) have mistaken this learned behavior as some sort of acceptance or even yearning for cannabis in your pets.
If every time you got high you sat and glared & yelled at your TV set for an hour your dog wouldn't come near you nor would it run from you knowing your anger would be vented elsewhere, it would have ZERO interest in weed.
If you beat that dog with your bong do you still think it would still come running for a 'hit', I don't friggin' think so, it would run the other way when you reached for the bong.
OK, so now you think your buddy wants to get high so you buzz him up while he's sitting near you, he makes some faces, licks his nose and squints his eyes while you already being stoned laugh heartily. You've now LOCKED him into your world, if it's one thing animals know & understand it's human emotions, laughter and joy are contagious so expect your animal to greet your bong with this learned behavior and wanting the reward of your best love after putting up with having smoke blown in its face.
Your pet doesn't want to get high at all, it only desires the extra love & affection it gets based on your rituals. Learned behavior.
stop getting your pets high, they really don't have any choice in the matter.
but hey that's just my .02 worth.......
well quick lil story.. My neighbor has two dogs boxer & pitbull. Well these are just backyard dogs. I rately see him out there with them or feeding them.. i dont see a water bucket.. So i always when outside gettin high cos my 6yr old is to dayum nosey.. i take left over food and feed them. NOW i know table food is not good for them BUT, either is dieing of hunger or dehydration.. So anyhow as soon as i open the door they are hangin over the fence paws over like they are at the bar...
I also noticed when we get home and they, the neighbor dogs hear us after were inside i can hear the pitbull barking and yelping. If i look out the window he is hanging over the wall looking at the door.. Wanting food.. And NOW im starting to think puffage, cos i do get him high, the boxer wants not to partake. but the pitty loves it... so we puff and eat together.. lmfao.. Also this bastard used to hate me, and never NEVER ever let me even get close to pettin him, now he allows it.. I still dont trust him fully but were gettin tight like that.. I sometimes blow puffs at my pitbull he done mind it he chills with me doesnt bounce.. Anyhow puff puff puff pass over to tuffy the pitbull felon... peace n puffs..
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OK, so now you think your buddy wants to get high so you buzz him up while he's sitting near you, he makes some faces, licks his nose and squints his eyes while you already being stoned laugh heartily. You've now LOCKED him into your world, if it's one thing animals know & understand it's human emotions, laughter and joy are contagious so expect your animal to greet your bong with this learned behavior and wanting the reward of your best love after putting up with having smoke blown in its face.
Your pet doesn't want to get high at all, it only desires the extra love & affection it gets based on your rituals. Learned behavior.
stop getting your pets high, they really don't have any choice in the matter.