Shiva Grows

[shiva82]

i'm peaking and progressing to around 2 minutes

 

[flower~power]

i'm at the gorgeous indian ladies uncles house next week .... fingers crossed she pops over to make me cups of tea and i can work my magic . i can dream

Ask unc to let pops know you don't need a dowry.

Just look her in the eyes and whisper "the best 30 seconds of your life". Nothing can go wrong. I'm gonna show my mate this Indonesian martial arts movie, "the raid" from 2011. Highly recommended if you're ever looking for cool fight movies.

This is his date (Shiva’s) … the extra pair of hands will come in handy

 

[Cloneman]

 

[shiva82]

This is his date (Shiva’s) … the extra pair of hands will come in handy View attachment 18986789

when i'm snake charming her haha

 

[GreenestBasterd]

Shallow? Omg man that's a serious deal breaker for me. Fuck that

She sound classy!
I could have a rager on, but if I saw a thug life tattoo on her stomach I’d be pushing rope! Haha

 

[GreenestBasterd]

she smoked too much weed too . my stash would be rinsed

I had a half Jamaican half Moroccan mrs that would obliterate my stash. Dark days looking back with a bit of hindsight hahaha

 

[GreenestBasterd]

 

[GreenestBasterd]

 

[GreenestBasterd]

 

[zaprjaques]

 

[zaprjaques]

maybe i'll have some gay sounding noodles for lunch later on.

 

[GreenestBasterd]

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maybe i'll have some gay sounding noodles for lunch later on.

Providing you’re not eating it with one of these you should be alright!

 

[GreenestBasterd]

And for something sweet…

 

[goingrey]

 

[zaprjaques]

i had a gay old time myself last night which resulted in a burning anus


from the spicy hot pizza toppings.

 

[shiva82]

the best curry house in town growing up was called ' the gay lord' and we also have a traditional slave food that comes in tins i think , called 'faggots ' . or similar . not the most appealing. i can't meme or share photos , as my keyboard is half broken, no right click or command buttons, and cut and paste does not work for those picture links. hence my meme game is zero . i'm afraid . if i was capable, my meme game would be epic

 

[zaprjaques]

youd be meme-splurging all over icmag

 

[shiva82]

thank the lord . i'm restricted

 

[revegeta666]

My sides lmao

 

[shiva82]