Shiva Grows

[shiva82]

 

[revegeta666]

@RobFromTX there are a few small sharks but so few sightings that it's barely worth mentioning. I still have it in the back of my mind when I go to the beach lol, I was traumatized by Jaws as a kid (and the Exorcist too)

 

[zaprjaques]

@RobFromTX there are a few small sharks but so few sightings that it's barely worth mentioning. I still have it in the back of my mind when I go to the beach lol, I was traumatized by Jaws as a kid (and the Exorcist too)

so do you have exorcists in spain?

 

[revegeta666]

so do you have exorcists in spain?

Yes but we only exorcise Vegans. Demons are fine

 

[shiva82]

 

[RobFromTX]

@RobFromTX there are a few small sharks but so few sightings that it's barely worth mentioning. I still have it in the back of my mind when I go to the beach lol, I was traumatized by Jaws as a kid (and the Exorcist too)

Yeah man that movie scared me silly as a kid too. I just know my luck. I'll get out in the surf and the biggest one on record will show up and then id be wheeling around some nursing home haha

 

[revegeta666]

There you go. My 2 biggest childhood traumas finally reunited

Good to know at least someone is trying

 

[zaprjaques]

Yeah man that movie scared me silly as a kid too. I just know my luck. I'll get out in the surf and the biggest one on record will show up and then id be wheeling around some nursing home haha

so youre tall enough that you suspect the shark will be full just from your legs alone?

 

[RobFromTX]

There you go. My 2 biggest childhood traumas finally reunited
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Good to know at least someone is trying

Dont forget this nightmare scenario

 

[zaprjaques]

Yes but we only exorcise Vegans. Demons are fine

actually the more vegans the more jamon for you. you guys are so loving and kind for saving a vegan soul.

 

[shiva82]

 

[zaprjaques]

Dont forget this nightmare scenario


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sharktopus sounds semi tasty though.

 

[RobFromTX]

so youre tall enough that you suspect the shark will be full just from your legs alone?

i would certainly hope it would stay below the equator

 

[revegeta666]

actually the more vegans the more jamon for you. you guys are so loving and kind for saving a vegan soul.

We exorcise them so we can eat them later, not to save their souls. Vegan jamón is the finest there is.

 

[zaprjaques]

a torso with the dick still attached would be primo.

 

[RobFromTX]

My asshole brother goes surfing down in california all the time, some of the biggest in the world go there for seals. Even had a 15 ft one bump his legs once. Ofcourse hes concerned more with getting in scuffles with other surfers than sharks

 

[zaprjaques]

ok i think ive reached a high enough level of bullshit output for now. gotta save some for my family after i get back from work.

 

[shiva82]

 

[RobFromTX]

 

[shiva82]

what is the guy angry for?