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pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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@Bababooey
could this be one of those recon beavers?! scouting out your area
protect your pipes man
hahaha, your jb weld reminded me of flex seal! the solution to all your problems
leaky pipes, sinking boats? flex seal
i never got into vapes but xman' has got me thinking it might be fun to get one
even if its not my every day smoker it would be cool to have
i could go for another pic baba,balls, beavers, b'holes its all in play!
thanks for the vpn info, im going to have to look into this
@shithawk420 you guys and your greasy fake watches!
thats not a bad idea to take it to the shop and let them mess with it
to remove a couple links should not cost more than a few bucks
(be sure to have them give you the links they remove back)
a real rolex is not cheap but they are nice time pieces
hope you and the dog are staying cool man! the heat is on
@buzzmobile
are you trying to look at my weiner with that magnifying glass or just lining up your shot?
we used to do sun hits! with a magnifying glass, this was when one of my friend was into this bees wax string to smoke with, it was ...ok
ive also seen where people will actually make art etching on wood with them too
thats good the plumber will be out to properly repair the broken pipe
/obligatory zapa song

Well, if you want, I'll send you some of my cousins...Machetes are only for cutting your grass closer...

simon, but can they cook?
there is something universal about mexican food and i think we can all hang out and enjoy la comida

Send me a sweet woman I can marry
I'll treat her well. 👍😎
start small doobah, you have no idea what you are getting tinot when you mess with a fiery latina
 
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shithawk420

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I know you know your corn, @shithawk. There has to be acres and acres of it around you.
If I was a Dad I'd be hell on those jokes.
LOL i was growing weed in the cornfields with my dad since i was 14 so i know corn. watch for those worms. ive smoked one or 2

its only suppose to be 78 today pops.might rain too. weather has been crazy.last time i had links removed it was $10. i dont know if she will even touch it. they didnt even have many watches last i was there. like a few Swiss Army witch are nice but i dont think they know much about watches
 

pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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LOL i was growing weed in the cornfields with my dad since i was 14 so i know corn. watch for those worms. ive smoked one or 2

its only suppose to be 78 today pops.might rain too. weather has been crazy.last time i had links removed it was $10. i dont know if she will even touch it. they didnt even have many watches last i was there. like a few Swiss Army witch are nice but i dont think they know much about watches
a little water wont hurt you man and remember this is a submariner watch you are talking about
$10-20 sounds about right, its only a couple minutes of their time and they will try and upsell you on other services
have you ever looked at fossil watches? how about a nice g-shock! that would be worth saving up for

i dont know if i would like to smoke worms but i know what you mean about worms in outdoor weed
there was this stuff i think it was called tangle foot, a sticky glue liek shit that i would have to spread on some of my drying lines when i hung the outdoors harvest inside, because of the worms that would burrow into the buds only to remerge one the stuff was dry
there is this stuff called bt that is totally safe (i ton use it in the last few weeks) but kills worms
 

superx

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Well, if you want, I'll send you some of my cousins...Machetes are only for cutting your grass closer...

For sure, the more the merrier, what time will they be arriving?

Hope they like bacon and cabbage...

We use long handled sickles, not for the faint hearted.
 

superx

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Ah ok I missed the date when you posted it, for some reason i thought it would be next wk instead of the week after, Superx.
This game sounds proper violent, now im looking forward to it even more. Imagine if they give american football players sticks to 'accidentally' whack each other with. Im assuming it's more like ice hockey or lacrosse and that you can only use the stick to pull or push other players, cant actually go around and purposefully hit them upside the head with it.

Im on a bit of a heater so i might continue to roll with Cork, but like u said that may cost me. I'll mull it over, i have plenty of time...

Sounds like u had a case of the Mondays, Superx, sometimes the week starts off on the wrong foot, especially in regards to work. Sounds like things are back to normal now so hopefully you get a lot accomplished this week. Do u get stressed out a lot at work? Having to deal with customers and employees is a big part of it.

Speaking of beavers, i saw one in my yard the other day! Funny thing is, i dont think there's any rivers or ponds near me so maybe he got lost. He didnt stick around long enough to ask for directions.

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I paid for a VPN service back a couple years ago on black friday, they usually have good deals on BF after thanksgiving so got like 50% off a 3 yr plan, think im paying like $1.50/mth for vpn? Helps to secure my browsing and also i can download movies and such without getting copyright violation notices from my ISP. Most VPN services have int'l servers too that u can connect to, i havent really used that feature much but for RTE looks like it comes in handy. When i try to play RTE livestream without the vpn set to ireland it gives me a rights violation.

I used to be heavy into vapes too, spent an unreasonable amount of money to vape oil through a 2 ft glass bong, got me very high but havent done that in ages now unfortunately. Never really got into the handheld vapes, sounds like Superx knows his stuff. Do u vape nicotine through them too or just flower/hash? I like ur idea of packing the hash inbetween the flower, the flower acts as a natural filter and keeps the inside cleaner.

Got a bet on spain/france to end in a draw, hope it hits. Mbappe anytime goalscorer seems tempting as well but like u said, superx, he hasnt been playing well with the mask and the gameplan doesnt call for him to be aggressive. Maybe 1 shot on target is a safe bet, but that's reflected in the odds...

5 tacos and a drink for $15, Hawk? I agree with Pops, thats a great deal, no wonder u keep going back to that place.
Your mom likes what she likes, Pops is right, i think old people be like that, theyre set in their ways especially in regards to food.

Youve never had a fish taco, Superx? Theyre pretty good, a lighter spin on tacos, the fish is either battered and fried or grilled and topped with a slaw made out of cabbage and julienned carrots, served with a mayo based spicy sauce. Like hawk said theyre not too hard to make if u cant find them locally. Pops' recipe is pretty good too, you can start from there.

So that watch cost you how much, Hawk? A stainless submariner is normally 5K+? Is it a really good fake?
If it was a good deal i might be interested in ur chinaman's contact info.

There's an idea, Buzz, laser hair removal using full sun and a magnifying glass. I'll have to make sure im good and liquored up before doing it, or use plenty of lidocaine cream on the scrotum beforehand.

Glad to hear the plumber's coming out to fix the well, hopefully it wont cost an arm and a leg. Ive used JB water weld, the 2 part putty, to repair some leaks before, works decent for a few years but yeah not as good as an actual fix...

Ive shown you guys my ballz and ive shown u my beaver, is there anything else i can show u? My arsehole perhaps? I promise u it's less hairy than my scrote.
Good day Babba, it might of been a case of the Monday blue's, the aggravating factor for me was one of the lads not showing up, he was up to 6 o'clock in the morning skulling whiskey and had a fight out in the garden with one of his house mates. He's a good lad and I love him to bits, I wouldn't like him to go by the wayside, on his day He's well able to do the work of two men, he's as strong as a bull. At the same time you have to keep them in line. We do lot of price work, the jobs have to be complete within a specific time frame..

I don't vape any tobacco/nicotine products, I quit that 12 years ago. I was bought the volcano as a present 12 years ago,(and haven't looked back buddy)it helps growing your own product in order to keep up with supply..I took several pulls from a spliff at a new years party, It tasted like licking the ashtray of some 1970s car.I do have a weakness for the smell of tobacco buts that's as far as it goes (especially woodbine & Benson and hedges) I don't get the urge or temptation for tobacco products as such.

I can only take your word your ass hole is less hairier than your scrote lol (funny bastard)
I believe beavers anal gland has its uses babba, its used in several dairy products and desserts, I think there's a beer that uses it aswell (Canadian I think) it's urine is also used for high end perfume.
Bring on the beaver juice...
 

D. B. Doober

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I don't smoke but a Benson & Hedges sounds damn good. And I don't drink but a Bartles & James to go with it.
They sell Dunhill here.
 

superx

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Good days doobs, happy pre birthday, Benson and hedges is a proper cigarette, you can feel it rite down to your toes, im familiar with Dunhill you can buy them here, my dear old aunt would smoke 60 per day before her passing.. Back in the day I smoked many a packet of Benson & hedges and Marlboro .
 

D. B. Doober

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Good days doobs, happy pre birthday, Benson and hedges is a proper cigarette, you can feel it rite down to your toes, im familiar with Dunhill you can buy them here, my dear old aunt would smoke 60 per day before her passing.. Back in the day I smoked many a packet of Benson & hedges and Marlboro .
Hey thanks superx that means a lot. Ah yes the good old days of smoking. I was a Marlboro man
 

Bababooey

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Glad I didnt bet under 2.5 goals for spain/france. I do have a draw bet on so hopefully france can tie it up. Then again i also have spain to advance so...
 

superx

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Glad I didnt bet under 2.5 goals for spain/france. I do have a draw bet on so hopefully france can tie it up. Then again i also have spain to advance so...
Hey Babba it's good you didn't lose any money, (save it for the next game) Spain March into Berlin for the final...What a display, outstanding team performance, Rodri was magnificent, unbelievable to think Yamal is only 16 years old (the youngest ever player to score at the euros).. Controlled the tempo from the outset, by far the most impressive team in the tournament. Conor Mc gregors bet on spain is looking good.France offered very little after going a goal down, disappointing 😞....

Any of you guys watching the Copa American cup, I only get to see highlights of it, Argentina v Canada play in the Semi final at 1.oclock in the morning, I will be snoring. ..
 

Bababooey

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I looked it up and apparently Conor got 11-1 odds on spain before the tourney started, so if they win the euros he'll bank a cool million. Good for him i guess.

Ill watch the copa game tonite, or at least some of it, argentina will advance of course, not sure if under 2.5g will be appropriate, perhaps Messi to score would be a decent idea, he's only had 1 assist so far in 3 games?
 

shithawk420

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So we a EU football thread now? Got nothing else to talk about.might as well.

Took this to get links out.cause of that damn glidelock I had a hard time fitting.the old guy wasn't sure he could take any more out but he was really nice.it took 4 out. We talked for a minute and ask him if he could service but he said no.said it was really nice and I'd have take it to Rolex.i didn't have the heart to tell him it was fake.he was about 90 and he wasn't gonna touch a real one again.he seemed happy so I couldn't do it
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superx

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I looked it up and apparently Conor got 11-1 odds on spain before the tourney started, so if they win the euros he'll bank a cool million. Good for him i guess.

Ill watch the copa game tonite, or at least some of it, argentina will advance of course, not sure if under 2.5g will be appropriate, perhaps Messi to score would be a decent idea, he's only had 1 assist so far in 3 games?
Wow, is that the odds he got? that's a great price, I wasn't sure on the odds I was thinking maybe 6-1/or 7s
Laughing all the way to the bank. Fair fucks to him, they say money follows money..
Not sure on the statistics regarding Messi, with the time zone I'm usually sleeping. I will try to catch the highlights tomorrow..
 

superx

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So we a EU football thread now? Got nothing else to talk about.might as well.

Took this to get links out.cause of that damn glidelock I had a hard time fitting.the old guy wasn't sure he could take any more out but he was really nice.it took 4 out. We talked for a minute and ask him if he could service but he said no.said it was really nice and I'd have take it to Rolex.i didn't have the heart to tell him it was fake.he was about 90 and he wasn't gonna touch a real one again.he seemed happy so I couldn't do it View attachment 19030053 View attachment 19030056
EU football thread, you don't like it Hawk? Once the NFL kicks off, I'm all ears, you won't here a peep out of me (promise) I will only be looking to brush up on my knowledge of the game and grasp a better understanding of it, im looking forward to it..

In the meantime, fake rolexs, tacos, wine, multi cultural dining, vapes, babbas testicles, talking dogs, makes for good light- hearted entertainment...( I have to get around to trying that meat loaf recipe) 😃
Enjoy your evening.
 

Bababooey

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What's this Clean Factory watch quality, Hawk? Do they use real gold or plating in their watches?

I can see how teamwork is more important than individual talent on a soccer team, Tito. It's like the sum is greater than the parts. It's like that in basketball too, the US team has the most talent by far as a whole but the other teams have more experience playing together and are able to compete against the US, make the game closer than you'd expect for having only 1 or 2 NBA-quality players on their team.

Tito comes up with some nice music that you dont often hear in the US. Ive never been to mexico but id love to visit, maybe load up on some pharmaceuticals for the drive back.

I tried that beeswax string for smoking flower too, Pops, way back in the day before i got into vaping oil. Ur right, it was alright, supposedly it gave u a cleaner hit than using a butane lighter but honestly i couldnt tell the difference, more of a gimmick than anything else, i bet like 99.95% of the butane is consumed when you use a lighter.

Man, if i found a worm in my bud i dont know what id do. Freak out probably. Still smoke it but wouldnt be too happy about it, would have to smoke twice as much to forget i saw it.
Is BT Bacillus thuringiensis? That's the bacteria/active ingredient in mosquito dunks.

If the borderline alcoholic is able to do work faster than most others, he's probably worth keeping on the job. But like u said, there's a timeliness factor too and him sleeping a drunk off is an impediment. Maybe u can schedule jobs around big games/celebrations, knowing he'll need a day to sleep in and recover. This is why so many people call in or take the day off after the superbowl.

I used to smoke dunhills, DB, now that was a quality cigarette. Nasty habit in the long run, tho, best to quit like Superx did.

I can milk a beaver's anal gland for some useful substances? Im imagining how that would go. Would i use my finger or... or something else? Im not saying i would use my penis, but im not ruling it out either.
Perhaps pornhub would be educational in this regard, do they have a bestiality section or is that considered too edgy for the squares?

This is a football thread, Hawk, so naturally we should talk about a sport where most of the players actually use their foot on the ball, unlike american football.

You have an impressively hairy forearm, Hawk. What's your scrotum grooming regimen, if i may ask? You might need scissors for the first pass.

U should start telling women it's a real rolex and you'll give it to them if they sleep with you. I foresee no issues with you doing that, even multiple times. Does ur chinese guy have any more watches?

That's what i saw in a story, Supx, but those odds seemed high to me also, 6 or 7 to 1 seemed more appropriate like u said.
 
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shithawk420

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EU football thread, you don't like it Hawk? Once the NFL kicks off, I'm all ears, you won't here a peep out of me (promise) I will only be looking to brush up on my knowledge of the game and grasp a better understanding of it, im looking forward to it..

In the meantime, fake rolexs, tacos, wine, multi cultural dining, vapes, babbas testicles, talking dogs, makes for good light- hearted entertainment...( I have to get around to trying that meat loaf recipe) 😃
Enjoy your evening.
i dont mind. i just kinda kidding. didnt mean to sound as an insult. of all the things we talk about this dont bother me at all.im not even looking forward for the NFL unless crazy happens
 

pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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i dont mind. i just kinda kidding. didnt mean to sound as an insult. of all the things we talk about this dont bother me at all.im not even looking forward for the NFL unless crazy happens
its more a sports thread above all and i like the new guys joining in and sharing their stories
/thanks @superx @Eltitoguay
plus there are always special guests who drop in from time to time like @G.O. Joe, @Storm Shadow and remember that guy who was a browns fan?!
where did he go?
stick around once american football kicks off, thats when the real fun starts

yeah @Bababooey i noticed no difference except for the guy sitting in his living room like a candle holder with a piece of burning string in his hands
yeah thats the bt stuff, its safe for humans and pets, but i would stop using it near the end of the flowering cycle
it works
hahah dunhills! well i would have wiped my feet off at the door if i knew we are going to be alll fancy like, those are good smokes
the asians like numbers and the 555 ciggies are good too

so i went to pick up my mom this afternoon at the airport
her flight was scheduled to arrived at 12.30pst from the info she wrote down
so i went to the airport and drove around and around for almost an hour trying to find her, to no avail
i tried calling her numerous times but it just went to voicemail and the number she used overseas was just a prepaid burner phone card so no luck there
now im worried
finally i see her standing on the curb after driving around the airport for almost two hours
im hot but she cools me off and we end up going to get lunch
she had a great trip and im glad to have her home! but she need a new iphone
 

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