NFL 2019-2020

[shithawk420]

i salt the soup when its in my bowl baba.i probably should of used a pinch when it was cooking.i still might get a little kettle grill but its not on my priority list.gotta get a dryer before anything.i guess theres a laundrymat where you can eat and order drinks or something around here.i dont know what it is but if i can have a drink while i do my laundry thats a plus.but thats never kept me from drinking before.i used to walk around everywhere with a big hospital cup full of beer and liqour all the time.i dont give a fuck.

well its sunday already.the commanders and seahawks will hopefully be good.as well as raiders and charges.im not even gonna comment on the bears.ill just watch in silence.and obviously the other big players should be fun to watch.hope your buddy dont have any money on the bears again baba

 

[Bababooey]

Do monkeys eat raw fish? Thought they were mostly vegetarian.
Maybe u could teach it to undo knots, that would be entertaining on the beach with the bikinis and all. Ohmigod monky why would u do dat! Why would u make her big 'ol fake titties pop out, that's just horrible.

O/U on the bills/dolphins game is 53.5, u think they shoot way past that? Miami’s D isnt as good as the Bills’.

So hawk r u basically Julian from TPB, always have a drink in ur hand? But instead of a highball glass with rum and coke it’s a plastic solo cup with beer? What kind of liquor would be in there instead of beer?

My buddy thinks the bears might actually win today, so we’ll see what happens. I’m 50/50 on it, think I put a small bet on the bears, but yeah if they cant beat this team they might go 0-17 this season.

This morning we have jaguars vs falcons in london, it's on espn+ and disney+. The disney+ stream will supposedly be animated, the teams will be presented in animated form somehow and the announcers will be the Toy Story characters.

 

[pop_rocks]

thats a tough o/u; i think both teams will light it up this weekend
tua gets back one of his favorite toys in waddle this week i think and that just adds heat to the dolphins fire
i actually like mia D, but this is a match up of two solid teams
im going the over on this one!
bears going 0-17? unlikely and you now they are going to pull a rabbit out of the hat at some point, but russ might burn some toast against the bears
this could be fields last serious game in the nfl! hey needs to ball up
if he shits the bed again i wonder how much confidence they will have in him; x (>/= 0)
play your heart out justin and do what you do!
/but 1-16 gets you a fancy new qb from sc!

man! a monkey molesting ladies on the beach is not the way i want to go?
you know how long it would take to untie a knot vs the lady freaking out because a monkey is on her back
this would have to be a ninja skilled monkey for sure, sounds like a job for master hawk!
he will teach my monkey the way of the ninja

 

[buzzmobile]

Any interesting games today?

 

[pop_rocks]

im all over the ram v colts
chargers v raiders is always a fun game in the afternoon and justin herbert os on a winning streak (1 game)
/best 1-2 qb; soon to be 2-2
bills v mia should be a great game
chiefs v jets is the late game

 

[Bababooey]

Bills 51, Miami 3. Sorry Buzz. And I say this as a Tua owner in fantasy.
Rams vs Colts should be interesting for sure, Pops, Anthony Richardson is like a rich man's justin fields. I want to see kyren and puka continue to show out also. I hear cooper might come back next week, he's off IR after week 4?

 

[shithawk420]

lol pops!dont think i havent already thought of training a monkey to be ninja!lol hardest part is getting a monkey!i gotta look it up.i gaurantee someone got a monkey to poison someone before.now THATS a bet ill take
yeah baba.im like Julian with a nice glass and rum and coke in my hand if not a beer at home.when im in public im more incognito.never had a problem yet.you can call me the alcoholic ninja.i can make that drink disappear and you wont even see it

 

[right]

Speaking of training monkeys.

Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fueled 'attack squirrel' faces new charges​

Mickey Paulk was arrested in 2019 after authorities received a tip about the allegedly drugged squirrel. Aside from the rodent, police found body armor and meth.

 

[shithawk420]

tch,nothing in Alabama surprises me.only way i can think of to get a squirrel to do meth is mix it in its food.im not buying that one.who knows.the one time i did meth a few times i got sick as hell.id imagine it would kill the squirrel.ingesting is different from smoking it.i dont know.its my nature to play inspector clouseau.if that squirrel was on meth it would of been scratching everyone.but who knows.i never tried giving a squirrel meth.gave llamas a bunch of pot plants before after harvest.they loved it

 

[right]

NBC News link its at least worth a laugh.

Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fueled 'attack squirrel' faces new charges

Mickey Paulk was arrested in 2019 after authorities received a tip about the allegedly drugged squirrel. Aside from the rodent, police found body armor and meth.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[shithawk420]

i got nothing to say.im pissed.this isnt funny anymore.i dont even know who to blame anymore.actually i blame the whole fucking team.especially the coaches.they are fucking retarded as hell.the first touchdown was a freebie.you know damn well he didnt have his right foot down.even the commentators said it wasnt a touchdown.it was a freebie.im done.may they rot in hell.thats why you never get your hopes up.what a fucking joke

 

[Bababooey]

Do they have monkeys in japan, Hawk? The ones that hang around the hot springs?
The hardest part about teaching a monkey to poison someone is probably making sure the dang thing doesn’t accidentally eat or touch the poison itself.

Interesting quotes from the meth attack squirrel article:
After releasing the squirrel into the wild, the Limestone County sheriff said, "There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth."
"The public isn’t in danger from the methed-out squirrel in the neighborhood," Paulk said, with a chuckle. "He’s not on meth, I’m pretty sure. Better not find out he’s on meth anyway. I don’t think he likes that s---."

That was an interesting choice to bypass the go-ahead FG on the denver 18yd line and go for it on 4th and 1. If they made it they could run out the clock and still kick the game winning FG. They missed tho, game was tied and broncos went ahead and scored their own game winning FG. Ah well, at least the Bears have the #1 and #2 picks in the draft, thanks to the panthers also being winless.

 

[pop_rocks]

my box score shows mia v bills final score @ 48-20 and covered the spread big time
lots of crazy action today and we still have some football left
/meh football, but tis still football
rams are on fire with puka and you are right baba, i think sooper.cooper comes back next week
the rams passing attack could take off big time with $tafford making lazer throws and a new receiver to throw to
i wonder if this is going to cut into nakuas action much or will the rams just start racking up 300yds+ passing a week
/roty?
the run game looked solid with a kid named williams filling the role
he seemed to have a lot of power for a smaller guy and had some decent runs
defense was solid
you are right about ar-15 looking good and he seemed to be able to move all over the place while still making some throws and breaking off some good runs
no love for m.pittman with only one catch; if the colts want to get things going they need to get him the ball more
chargers d up biggly but still almost shit the bed!
hahahahhahahhahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahah
the defense went wild with k.mack getting something like 6 sacks! and it was an int of the raiders on their final drive (after the dolts fail to convert on a 4rth down deep in their own territory) to keep the chargers from going 1-3
herbert threw his first pic of the season and might have hurt his finger on a play
im not sure whiat to believe, herberts a great qb, but you cant ingnore the shitty play and coaching

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, how does Buzz feel about that bills game? It was competitive at first, looking like both teams were going to score in the 40’s, then the Fins’ left tackle got hurt and Tua started getting knocked around. Also the bills were targeting the Fins 2nd best cornerback heavily, staying away from xavien howard. Buzz thinks jalen ramsey is going to be back before December, and not a moment too soon if he does.

This Puka kid is setting some rookie records for # catches and yards his first few weeks in the league, and he finally added his first TD, on the game winning play in OT. Even if super Kupp isnt 100% when he comes back, Puka is more than capable of taking up the slack. I guess the Rams can just find superstar WRs in the 4th round of drafts. Meanwhile belichick couldnt draft a capable WR with a 1st rd pick if his life depended on it.

Stafford had another int but threw for 300yds again, mcvay is calling a nice offensive game plan, about a 50/50 split in passes vs runs which is how he likes it. Kyren is a smaller RB so I was worried about his workload too, Pops, but he seems to avoid the heavy hits. Is kyren williams a poor man’s todd gurley, u think?

I noticed the 6 sack game by khalil mack, think that doubled his total for the chargers and he’s been there 20 games so far. That was one of the criticisms of brandon staley, the chargers head coach, he’s supposed to be this defensive guru yet they’ve had a bottom 5 defense since he’s been there and he wasn’t able to scheme up sacks for their expensive edge rushers bosa and mack. I guess it took a get right game vs the raiders with a rookie QB to get the defense to show out.
Justin herbert might have suffered a fractured finger on his non-throwing hand, also may have lost a fingernail on that finger, but he quoted monty python and said it’s but a scratch, just a flesh wound. First 1.5 mins of his postgame presser he admits he was quoting monthy python.

Justin Herbert Postgame Press Conference vs Raiders

Quarterback Justin Herbert meets with the media to discuss the team's Week 4 win against the Las Vegas Raiders and the injury he sustained in the second half.

www.chargers.com

Still, he takes snaps with both hands so it’s something that may continue to bother him all season.

 

[buzzmobile]

Sorry Buzz.

Me too. I was waiting for the little known super secret special rule 4th quarter only 28 point touchdown play.

Yeah, that would have worked. On to the next game.

 

[shithawk420]

Went to Famous Dave's BBQ.got bbq chicken,st.louis style ribs and brisket burnt ends.mom got Georgia pulled pork.kinda disappointed but the price wasn't bad.i got $3 off for signing up to their newsletter and got a free code for a free sandwich on the app.it was about $15 and gave the cashier a 15% tip because she was young and very nice

 

[pop_rocks]

holly crap hawk! that looks grinding
no way that plate was $15, out here in beautiful san diego you are looking at $25 easy!
/no tip, i dont care how cute the chick is; unless im get table service im not tipping
famous daves has that spicy bbq sauce? dosent it, or is that phils bbq im thinking of
and a piece of toasted bread too! thats on thing i miss about tx is the tx toast
i gotta go out and visit soon here
k.mack was obviously exploiting some kind of mismatch on the o'line; but why dident they shift protection or get another guy in there? the chargers were w/o bosa and d.james but k.mack picked up the clack ofr the whole team
add in the last second pic to save the game and the chargers d looked ok against a raiders team that just was in over its head
but why the score being so close you ask? because like you said, chargers coaching =sux
SUX!
going for it on 4rth and short deep in your own territory when you have a qb who has a hurt finger and cant play under center dosent sounds like a solid use of your players, esp when your d was wrecking shit
it was the sexy play, like the eagles (4-0) or the bills (3-1) could pull off but also look at their qbs
herbert seems cool and i like him
when he got hurt and had to go to the tent noone knew what happened bt you could see he got his finger stuck in the defenders facemask and kind of pulled

no i dont see k.will being anything like gurley
he has some great plays but gurley could take over a game
i like puka a lot and like you said the rams struck gold with him
when coop comes back its just going to give him that many more options
for a smaller dude me can go over the middle of the field and he dosent seem to worry about the hits
burrows looked gimpy and i wonder if cin is doing the right thing keeping him in the game
let him rest up
they still have a couple week till their bye and it might be a good time to sit him and give him that extra time off to heal
and whats the deal with the chiefs? they had a boot on the jets neck for the whole first half of that game last night only to pull the win in the last minutes of play, plus a shitty call by the refs
who is this kid zack attack?

 

[shithawk420]

Yeah it was a lunch combo so it was cheap.it was alright.i wasn't gonna tip her but it shows up automatically when you pay with a card.i didn't wanna seem like a cheapskate.it was only a couple bucks.and when you tip they might hook you up next time.dont know if there's gonna be a next time though.yeah they had different sauces in the restaurant but these are the only 2 in packets.yeah i figured the eagles would win but that was a whooping

 

[Bababooey]

U joke Buzz but I was hoping the Tua would throw another TD when they were driving at the end, needed those fantasy pts plus a few more in one of my matchups. Ah well. At least Achane looks like the real deal. Who’s faster, him or Mercury Morris?

I agree with Pops, that’s looks like some decent BBQ, hawk. What made it disappointing? Not soft enough? Not tasty enough?
I bet you’d make some killer bbq if u had a grill/smoker like a weber kettle. Youre already the steak maestro, maybe it’s time u become a bbq pitmaster. Although winter’s going to make that harder…
Good job getting those deals, did ur mom have the pulled pork sandwich or was that yours?

I saw that herbert’s tush push didn’t work, didn’t know it came with so much on the line, giving the raiders the ball back near midfield. Yeah as much as staley sucks I think raiders fans hate josh mcdaniels more, ask Subrob if he’s still around. Why wouldn’t they slide protection over to the guy who’s literally having a near record day rushing the QB? Ask the genius JMD. Oh wait, he only cares about offense and he sucks at that too. Isnt that right subrob?

I think kyren most resembles gurley in the passing game usage, he’s a true 3 down back. Ur right, physically he doesn’t match up to gurley but skill-wise I think he does a decent impersonation.

Ur right Pops, Burrow’s calf is severely restricting his ability to plant and throw, all his passes are 10yds and under. Plus the bengals O-line aint that great. Not sure how they managed to come back vs the rams 2 weeks ago but theyre in real trouble if defenses can just sit on those shorter routes and not respect the deep ball.

Both zach wilson and justin fields had good stats in week 4, but Fields had 2 turnovers (1 returned for a TD) and Zach outplayed mahomes. Is this a turning point for both QBs? Zach seems to play better with rodgers nearby (he was in the owner’s box vs the chiefs). Fields wont have the benefit of playing the league’s worst defense this Thursday, vs the commanders.

 

[shithawk420]

it probably wasnt their fault.they had some big orders coming in but i felt the meats could be cooked longer.the chicken was rubbery and not very hot.same with the other meats.my mom got the pulled pork and i tasted bits that were left in the box.it was really good.i kinda wish i got the pulled pork.i thought about getting a smoker but its just not a priority right now.made a deal with a guy i met in jail.id hook him up with weed and he would teach me how to smoke.we became friends cause he was from greenbay and i would tease him about being a packer fan.long story i did get him weed and all that.but his crazy girlfriend lied to the cops again and he got arrested again and hung himself in county jail.like the dumb POS hornball my dad is he started going out with her and my dads in prison right now cause she called the cops on him for driving.tired of this crazy bullsht.

how anyone can think there is hope for fields is beyond me baba.i didnt even care about that game but when he threw that last interception i was fucking pissed.they could have easily tied that game with a field goal.Santos is a really good kicker and one of the best in the league as far as accuracy.they say hes 25th in league history for accuracy if i read that right