NFL 2019-2020

[pop_rocks]

we just get ripped of here in san diego/ california on the gas
depending on what im doing about 15 mpg sounds about right, it has one of those smart engines i guess where when im on the freeway its not using all 8 cylinders and i get pretty good open road miles
off road she is ok, but thats in 4wd
thats a great point about baker has not faced a really good defense yet this season so we will see how he does against phi
another good game will be mia v den; can tua keep his head on straight and out chef russ?
i still like the fins
betting against the bears all season is a strategy, im not saying if its good or if its bad, but its a stratagy
but unless fields has his come to jeebus moment and wakes up a better qb this morning i wonder how well they will do
/this also puts him in the mix of potential qbs to be on the market next season and i just dont see a lot of interest in a running qb who cant pass
do you and your buddy watch games together?
im not fading the chargers just yet
as much as i enjoy the schadenfreude i think nerbert is top-5 qb and will be playing in at least one playoff game
gotta start pregaming because you know once its kick off its going to be on!

 

[shithawk420]

well,i dont have much to say.i know its KC but this is a trainwreck.Fields is one of the worst QB in the league as far as im concerned.cant believe im even gonna finish this game.your friend is right baba.bet the fuck against the Bears.i got nothing more to say about them except i hope they lose every game this season.should of put the second string QB in.cant remember his name.why not?they got nothing to lose.i was hoping that Fields injury was more than it was.i know Kaepernick would of got his record anyway but the Bears made it pretty easy to get it today

so yeah that dumb bimbo Taylor Swift is there.guess shes dating Kelce.shes gotta be mega rich.you know she has more money than anyone in that stadium.didnt watch it till the end but packers had one hell of a comeback

yeah ive been sober 4 days now i think.tired of feeling like shit making an ass out of myself.ordered food from walmart yesterday and ordered a 30 pack of natural ice and they said they didnt have any left..i was pissed.could of went to the liqour store but i said fuck it.just gonna ride it.and i swear im not a junkie or crackhead.i could get anything i want right now.i really only did it to be social.oh and i drink natural ice baba.i USED to drink ice house cause it was the only thing available.havent had ice house in probably 10 years

i was in Jersey Mikes a few days ago and there was literally about 40 people in this little shop.good thing i preordered.i would of been waiting at least an hour.kids were running around and i couldnt see them it was so packed and almost stepped on one.thank god i didnt.dont need more drama.jersey mikes is good but im not standing up in line for over an hour.the line started all the way to the bathroom.anyway sorry if ive been an ass.i know i am most of the time.that pizza sounds good pops.never order a white pizza.ive had the frozen kind and they are not bad.you got an awesome pizza AND free wings?in Commiefornia?sweet deal.oh got all the stuff i need for Tuscana soup.gonna make that pretty soon.gotta prime ribeye im dry brining in the fridge i gotta do first.probably in a few hours

 

[G.O. Joe]

im not fading the chargers just yet
as much as i enjoy the schadenfreude i think nerbert is top-5 qb

When you have a coach with the worst decision making in the entire history of sports, it's hard not to fade the whole team.

 

[pop_rocks]

When you have a coach with the worst decision making in the entire history of sports, it's hard not to fade the whole team.

im not fading herbert at this point, (405tds, 3td, 0int v min ) but like you said the chargers =SUX
they are to be finding new ways to shit the bed every game and the season has just started
its like the coach definitely wants to be fired and the whole team is cursed
#f-spanos

you know who i am fading is ME! and all my taeks! i dident think min would come out run heavy in the first half and the final was 52 pts; under the 54 over
i guess thats why all the sharps make the money and im pick up coins off the street

 

[pop_rocks]

kick ass hawk! i dont think you were an ass ; four days sober is a feat and i applauded your efforts
if nothing else you are just giving the liver a break
do you have any bud? toke up and take your mind off the booze, after four days i would seriously think about stopping for a while but thats just me and ive not been four days sober in years
the pizza place is decent with a nice ny thin crust style and fresh toppings
prices out here suck all the way but if you play your card right you can find some decent eats for not much more than you would pay at a chain restaurant
a prime rib eye sounds rocking! and i bet it will be a treat
/do you give the pup the bone?
so it turns out there is a jersey mikes in a business park near my house!
i just saw it the other day and now i have a new spot for sandwiches
i have been in there yet but i like jersey mikes
what kind of sub did you get?

 

[shithawk420]

yeah it was crazy.at least 30 or 40 people in this little store.i got the same sub i got last time.with the peppers,turkey ham bacon oil vinegar.you know the deal.i cant smoke without drinking anymore.too much anxiety.i like edibles though.far as the drinking who knows.probably gonna get a 30 pack tommorow.i bought a mini fridge that looks exactly like an xbox coming a couple days so i gotta try it out.not that it matters but i hate xbox but if it keeps my beer cold who cares right?too bad its a boneless ribeye otherwise the dog would definately get it.

 

[pop_rocks]

thats funny man because i know people who say they dont smoke weed but they eat the edibles
i guess it more mello or hits you different, but i find it odd they dont like weed but eat that shit up
/some of my highest highs have been when i ate edibles and smoked the weed
how many beers can you fit in an xbox? 6
but it sounds like you are pimping out your man cave and who dosent like cold beers on hand
sounds like a good club sandwich, it it on the menu or will i have to ask for all kinds of weird additions?
rams play tomorrow night and i might not be in the mood to cook, but a couple sandwiches would be nice!

 

[shithawk420]

thats funny man because i know people who say they dont smoke weed but they eat the edibles
i guess it more mello or hits you different, but i find it odd they dont like weed but eat that shit up
/some of my highest highs have been when i ate edibles and smoked the weed
how many beers can you fit in an xbox? 6
but it sounds like you are pimping out your man cave and who dosent like cold beers on hand
sounds like a good club sandwich, it it on the menu or will i have to ask for all kinds of weird additions?
rams play tomorrow night and i might not be in the mood to cook, but a couple sandwiches would be nice!

you hit the nail on the head pops.its supposed be 6.i dont know if it will hold tall boys though.im sure i can jigsaw them in somehow.i dont know pops.yeah it was on the menu pops but i gotta have banana peppers and oil and vinegar.ill tell you this right now.never going to subway again.they got a couple other good sub places.they got a cappriottis and it was good.beef wagyu and i dont remember what else but it was 26 bucks for an 18 inch.supposedly they got the best subs in the country or whatever their claim was.thinking of going to Red Lobster next month. they got a surf and turf thats is very reasonable. on wednsday they have a 7oz sirloin and a lobster tail plus side of your choice 25 bucks.plus the cheddar biscuits and thats a meal.kind of a small steak but im not a huge eater these days unless im baked.did you know Red lobster has their own patented lobster broiler?

 

[buzzmobile]

In case anyone missed it...


Dolphins are playing football again after many years of not.

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah the ecoboost or whatever it’s called, turns off cylinders that ur engine doesn’t need? I think honda has a version of that but it turned out it was damaging the engines somehow, think they got sued over that.

Hawk is right, Fields aint it. Last year he had a 6 game stretch where the bears scored 30+pts in every game but a lot of that was based off his running, he hasn’t rushed for even 50yds in one game so far this year so defenses know he’s a one trick pony, if u can shut his scrambling down he cant hurt u enough with his passing to make a difference. On top of that his ball security is poor.
But let’s be real, they were playing at the defending champs, they were gonna lose anyway. Also, they had a dramatic week, their defensive coordinator resigned last Monday ‘to focus on his health and family’ and his house got raided by the fbi, no one knows why but rumors are child porn. Then Fields had a press conference where he almost blamed coaching for overthinking during games, but he later clarified those comments and said it’s on him, wasn’t trying to blame anyone else.
They play the broncos next week, who gave up 70pts to miami, like Buzz mentioned. I don’t watch the games with my buddy, Pops, but we do text each other and we’re joking that despite that the broncos will still be favored by 20 vs the bears.

It’s not a bad thing going sober for a few days, like Pops said, get ur system right and those brain cells working again properly, Hawk. I havent had natty ice in a while, that’s not really a good tasting beer either right?

U know I actually didn’t bet the over on the vikes/bolts game, so that was ok. I did some live bets yesterday that for the most part cashed so was happy about that. Im teasing the spreads to allow more room for error and parlaying like 2 of them at a time to get around -130 odds and theyre hitting enough that it’s been profitable. This week at least lol, who knows next week, that’s the thing about gambling it works until it doesn’t. How have ur NFL bets been doing this year, Gojoe?

I actually sat Tua for Kirk cousins in a fantasy league, Buzz. Jaylen waddle was out with a concussion for the Fins so thought that would limit tua’s upside. It didn’t wind up hurting me too much, kirk only finished with 6 pts less than tua but both scored in the 30’s and I won anyway. Big game vs the bills next week, u think miami puts up at least 30? Patriots held them to 24 last week, and Bills forced a bunch of turnovers vs washington…

 

[shithawk420]

i mean like i said i know its KC but Fields just plain sucks.how many passes did he complete?i wasnt even watching it at a certain point.i only saw like 4 complete passes the entire game.how many fumbles? i saw 2 from fields i think.we knew they were gonna lose but damn he looked bad out there.anyway im done with that.

so the Dolphins have joined the 70 club.only teams to do that was the LA Rams vs the Baltimore Colts in 1950 70-27 and Washington vs Giants 72-41 in 1966.the Dolphins had a chance to tie the record with Washington but the coach said kneel it.why the fuck would you not go for it?i would of went for it no question.they still had a minute left.well whatever.good for the Dolphins.im pretty neutral when it comes to the Dolphins.

Natural ice doesnt really taste good baba but it tastes the best out of all the ice beers.well Bud Ice is maybe better tasting but its 5.5% and natural ice is 5.9% but Natural Ice is also made buy Anheuser Busch so its pretty much the same thing just a little bit stronger.when it comes to cheap piss beer i do like natural ice the most but ive literally drank 10s of 1000s of it so maybe thats why.should get my mini fridge today or tomorrow.i feel lazy but after the 6th or 7th beer i dont really feel like going up and down the stairs every 30 minutes or so

 

[Bababooey]

There’s a stat saying that Fields has had less than 50 pass yds at halftime in 6 games, which is more than every other QB combined the last 2 years. So yeah Hawk, when he’s bad it’s really bad.
Mike mcdaniels used to be a ball boy for the broncos when he was a kid, his stepdad was a broncos coach, so maybe he felt sorry for the team when he took a knee. But yeah that would have been cool to break the record. If they play a bad enough team later on maybe they’ll have another shot.
U ever drink miller high life, Hawk? That’s a full flavored beer with plenty of abv, but it’s probably not as cheap as the ice beers and also probably has more calories.
How’d that prime rib turn out? Pics?

 

[shithawk420]

It's all about economics.i drink a lot and I'm not rich.my dad and I have been drinking natural ice for 20 years.we like to get fucked up and it's the best we can afford if we wanna drink everyday.if i could id drink 7 or 8%IPAs and stouts.i don't mind Miller.think it's 4.7% but I don't know.
Oh yeah the pics.i don't know how "prime" it is but tasted like choice to me.dont know why I put pepper jack on it.wanted something different I guess.

 

[shithawk420]

whoa baba!!!less than 50yds for 6 games?thats just wow.thats the worst than any QB in my memory.why didnt they just give the second string a chance?is it their ego and dont wanna admit they were wrong about fields?

 

[buzzmobile]

u think miami puts up at least 30?

I would like to think that they can. Achane strengthened the running game and when Waddle comes back all the better. Jaylen Ramsey will be back at the corner soon on defense too.

I'm happy to see the Dolphins winning games again.

 

[Bababooey]

That's why i think home brewing would be perfect for u, Hawk, u love beer and ur good in the kitchen. You could make 10% IPA's all day long. Then again, it takes weeks for it to ferment so maybe u dont have the patience for that, lol.
If u think it's choice ill take ur word for it, ur the chef plus it's got some big veins of fat/gristle running through it, doesnt seem like real prime grade would have that or am i wrong?
I think their undrafted rookie, Bagent, hasnt been active for any games yet but maybe that'll change next week. It's a sad day when bears fans want to see what an undrafted rookie QB can do over a 1st round draft pick but here we are. The 49ers are starting a 7th rd pick at QB and shipped off their #3 overall pick QB for a 4th rd pick, sometimes u just gotta stick with a guy u like and cut bait on the one who's not working out.

Buzz, i thought Ramsey isnt coming back till December at the earliest?
I like McDaniels as a coach, he seems like he has a sense of humor which most football coaches dont have.
Achane is going to be a popular pickup in fantasy leagues this week but jeff wilson jr is coming back in 2 weeks and Achane is a small dude, 5'9 and 185, he's not going to get 20+ touches every week.
Question for u: who's a better QB, Mahomes or prime Dan Marino? Marino was setting passing records when you could mug receivers and decapitate QBs. Or is he before your time?

Where's the raiders fan here? Did he like josh mcdaniels' decision to kick a FG down 8 and near the goal line, leaving him still having to score a TD if he gets the ball back? The steelers picked up a 1st down and punted with only 12 secs left and 80yds to score so that wasnt going to happen. Jimmy G leads the league in Int's so far while Carr has looked pretty good for the saints, r u going to bring the "Fire Mcdaniels" signs to the stadium?

Where's Pop? Did his Sunday pre-game extend to Monday night with the rams game?

 

[shithawk420]

I thought about home brewing.i know how to do it.but it is kinda a lot of work.a 5 gallon carboy bottled up isn't gonna last me too long.id need one of those huge vats in that brewery pics I showed if you saw them lol thought about making mead though.
Yeah that was walmart "prime".that shit was not prime.in fact I should investigate and complain.ribeye should not be that tough.i made it like I always do.
This is fucking prime I got at costco.NY strip was way more tender than that ribeye

 

[Bababooey]

Haha yeah, you’d have to be brewing up 5g of ale 3x a week in order to keep up with consumption, even more if u share ur booze.
Mead might be interesting, I’ve had honey wine before, in an ethiopian restaurant, it was good.

I think I remember the costco steaks u got, I never get the prime there it’s too rich for my blood, well no one time they had prime brisket on sale for $4/lb and I got one. Were those baby potatoes next to the walmart ribeye?

This Thursday we have lions vs packers, the two NFC north teams u love to hate. I think u can watch it on Twitch stream if u have an account, amazon owns twitch.

 

[shithawk420]

why yes they are baba.i wanted russet potatoes but my mom was being passive aggresive and ordered those when i wanted russet.its ok.she hasnt had my my soup yet.im still gonna get a couple russets.i know what im doing.been making this soup for a while.man its hard to take care for her but no one else will do it.i cant believe she hasnt smoked ciggs in over 3 months after about 45 years.im proud of her but she wont quit the patch and always talking about smoking.sorry.im buzzed.bought a 30 pack.been up all night.should get my mini fridge later.

lions and packers should be good.those costco steaks were a bargain.3 prime NY strips for $60 isnt bad when they were that good.my asshole brother wont take me again so im scouting meat and farmers markets.see how that goes.cant tell me thats not a good looking steak.my only regret is i couldnt grill it

 

[buzzmobile]

Question for u: who's a better QB, Mahomes or prime Dan Marino? Marino was setting passing records when you could mug receivers and decapitate QBs. Or is he before your time?

I'll start at the end question. I was born in Miami and grew up in Homestead after our family moved there after my grandfather died. I was 14 years old in 1966 when the Dolphins entered the AFL. The Miami Herald held a "Name the Team" contest and I thought that 'Dolphins' was a stupid choice. The first few years were bargain ticket prices. $1 would get a teen an upper deck set anywhere in the Orange Bowl.

I think a Bob Griese v Dan Marino comparison would be a more reasonable choice. Mahomes is another style of quarterback completely. I lean towards Bob Griese over Marino. Griese had the benefit of a super running game with Csonka, Kiick, and Morris.

I think Ramsey will be back sooner than December.
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