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NFL 2019-2020

shithawk420

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You still didnt answer my question about katanas vs long swords, Hawk, just FYI. Hope u had a good sleep and have a better day today.

Yeah Pops, josh allen was pretty rough as a passer his first 2 years but took a leap his 3rd year, it's Fields' 3rd year and he looks even worse than last year. People are saying it's the O-line (which truthfully isnt good) and the Off Coordinator (also not good) but put some of the blame on Fields as well, he's still having the same issues, misses open receivers, holds the ball too long, slow release, etc. And now he's not even running.

In his defense he's not the only young QB struggling so far. Pickett on the steelers is only in his 2nd yr but looks worse than he did as a rookie. Deshaun watson used to be very good but had 2 turnovers that were returned for TDs by the steelers last night and overall was inconsistent as a passer, had some good throws but also sailed throws too. Mac jones isnt leading the patriots offense to many pts. Zach wilson still sucks but at least the jets tried to replace him this year. Some bears fans want the undrafted backup, tyson bagent, to get some playing time at QB, he'll probably play well enough in limited minutes but as soon as they give him the job full time he'll start sucking im sure.

There's also 2 MNF games next week too, hippy. Last night one played on espn and one on ABC so that's how they were able to do it. Also on espn2 there's the manningcast where peyton and eli watch and comment on the game.


This is what happened to nick chubb's knee in the first half near the steelers goal line. He was averaging 6yds a carry and was looking to score when minkah fitzpatrick went low on him while another defender was on his back. Was that a dirty hit, Buck?

Sorry baba.ive been drinking way too much.i missed your question about swords.i didn't see it but if your asking the difference it's night and day.buddy of mine actually bought expensive Japanese steel and wetstones.hes gonna make knives and swords.

Katana are so sharp,they actually tested them on prisoners back in the day and if it didn't cut the prisoners in half it was rejected and and didn't make the cut.cut.get it lol.

I'm so used to disappointment from the bears I don't even care anymore.man I would take Cutler over Fields.and that's bad
 

Bababooey

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That was beautiful, Buck. I was a big nick chubb fan too, wanted him in fantasy cause I thought he would have a monster season but like u said it’s over like Rodgers’ season, and who knows about his career? He had a similar devastating knee injury in college, tore his acl mcl lcl in October but came back in 10 months to start week 1 the next year and ran for 200yds (!). Of course that was 8 years ago, he’s 27 now not 19 and this injury was to the same knee so who knows how a 2nd surgery and rehab goes.

This was deshaun watson’s 8th game for the browns, it’s been pretty bad so far but he was out of football for a year and a half and he’s had pretty good seasons before so there’s hope he can be what he was. There’s less hope when u consider Stefanski’s playcalling, like u said Buck he’s been pretty bad, Baker looked decent for the Rams and now the Bucs, maybe stefanski needs to give up play calling cause outside of chubb heroball not much is working.
Steeler’s Off Coordinator is also getting all sorts of heat from the fans, there were calls of Fire Matt Canada after a failed 3rd and 1 attempt that had no chance, it was a Pickett RPO that he lost yardage on almost immediately. Across the league so many people are upset with their team's playcallers, i know bears fans want a new OC for fields.

I would only make one note, u made it seem like they played brissett before getting watson, they had to start the brisket cause of watson’s 11 game suspension. Weird to think that if jacoby had been playing last night they would have won that game, he’s nothing special like u said but at least he wouldn’t have 2 turnovers that were returned for td’s.
Also, like Pop mentioned, the browns gave up three 1st round picks for the molester. Geezus, that owner must have been smoking crack the night they made that desperation deal, watson was going to be traded to carolina before the browns stepped in. Hawk, was jimmy haslam smoking crack with u that night? Eh, u probably wouldn’t remember anyway.

How funny is it that we had hope for the browns and bears this season and Pop wanted the rams to tank and it turns out the opposite? Yeah pops that rams-bengals MNF game looks to be a choice one if burrow can suit up. Who’s their backup QB if he cant?

Ok Hawk ur the resident sword expert so ill take ur word for it. Do you have any european style swords or is it all asian weapons for u? Are u a weebo or whatever they call it? No shame in that, a lot of nfl players are into anime and geek stuff. Myles garrett plays dungeons and dragons I heard. Dude has more muscle than a tableful of geeks, funny to think he’s getting excited over rolling dice. I rolled a 20, that's a hit!
 
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shithawk420

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i didnt actually see your question baba.what was your question.no i dont have any European swords.only one i would want is a rapier.yeah i guess im a weebo.i dont collect japanese dolls and posters or cosplay.i just like the culture.they are wierd though.cant get into D and D.tried playing it in jail and instead if a die we made a spinner.the child molesting douchbag tried being a dungeon master and it turned me off from the game.one second we are in a dungeon the next we time traveled to chicago.hope that fucker went to prison.

but its all asian weapons for me.did you know nunchaku and sai are farming tools?when the samurai invaded Okinawa the farmers used them as weapons and thats how modern karate was invented.they needed a way to penetrate through samurai armor.dont think it worked out to well though.i prefer chinese kungfu myself but it is really hard if your an out of shape drunk like me.
 

Bababooey

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I guess the owners of that bar u went to are weebos with all their dragon ball z stuff. Was that ketchup on sushi or just the katsu? I think a real japanese chef would faint at the thought of ketchup on sushi.

Haha u told me about that molester D&D story, funny stuff. Was it him being a molester or the weird time travel angle that was more of a turn off? At least he didnt try to introduce any c-porn in the game, that would have deserved a punch in the mouth.

Yeah, i knew nunchuks were basically wheat threshers, you use them to beat the harvest wheat to separate the grains from the non edible stuff. Ur right, improvised weapons arent going to do well against better weapons and steel armor. Was the japanese armor made out of steel, or leather? It was like overlapping plates, or lamellar? I wonder how it compared to european steel plate armor. Did they have chain armor in japan?

I made a mistake, chubb actually tore every ligament in his knee in college except for the acl. Maybe it was the same last night. Man's acl must be made of rubber to not be torn when everything else is. Also in both cases his knee was dislocated.

Injury starts at 50sec
 
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shithawk420

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samurai armor depending on how rich they were was sometimes made of gold.but mostley leather,steel,cotton for undergarments.samurai were basically lords and land owners and were law.if the sword came out it means someone is going to die.even if it meant taking the samurais own life.live by the sword die by the sword.they did not fuck around.armor was passed down by generation.if you saw a samurai wearing armor a war is going down.

even ninja were for hire during war and ninja actually wore chain mail but that was probably rare.dont really know the specifics of that.dont think many do.in japan talking about ninjutsu is like talking about witches in the 18th century.its taboo.they say ninjas were descended from Tengu.mystical bird like demons.i dont believe that of coarse but its fun to talk about.and im sorry if i derailed this thread.not really fun to talk about the Bears.hope everyones team is doing good.except the patriots.theire cheating asses can burn in hell
 

Bababooey

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Can you pass armor down through generations? Isnt it all custom fitted? What if the son is 6 inches shorter than the dad, can you resize armor easily?

I think the patriots' cheat code was called "Tom Brady" and since he left they havent been doing so well, so i dont think u need to worry about them being a contender anymore, Hawk.
 

pop_rocks

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this is a make or break year for fields and so a far it looks like he is still struggling with the jump to the nfl
/im not sure if its bad coaching or is it just fields isnt a passing qb?
the pats under mac jones just dont have the bite they did with tommy boy
so is d.watts being called out for his greasy hijinxs?! could be
this can only end well for him
/as in no happy ending
so far its beena wild season and i kind of like the crazy things happening
i still see teams like cin, phi, laCoCKs makeing the playoffs but at least they are keeping it interesting
and of all the divisions to be doing well, nfc.s has three 2-0 teams!
 

shithawk420

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yeah ive never seen a QB do not one but two facemasks.he will probably be fined right?didnt see it but i hate that greasy shit.

Armor was more a symbol than anything Baba.each family had a specific set of armor with family crests.samurai were land owners and only samurai could legally carry weapons.usually whats called a daisho.a katana and a wakizashi.if that katana comes out you knew to get the fuck out of the way
 

Bababooey

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Yooo, was that DB Doober? Resident icmag patriots fan, who loved his fried clams and his kief?
DB.jpg


DB, if youre still alive, post in this thread. Also, if this is you and you're dead, you should have lost some weight you fat fuck.

That's wild Pops, everyone thought the nfc south would stink but ur right, 3/4 teams are 2-0. Still, dont u think by season's end only maybe atlanta will be over .500?

What would your family crest be if u were a samurai, Hawk? I'd imagine a can of Icehouse, crossed with a crack pipe. Or a bong, that's probably better.
 

shithawk420

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im not a crackhead baba.but if its being offered i probably wouldnt turn it down.my crest would definatlly be a can of beer but i seriously gotta quit.my body can handle it anymore.

yeah that would suck if that was doober.he might be a patriots fan but ill forgive him.Giants and the San Fran sissies tommorow.that should be a good game.not even gonna guess whos gonna win.ive been picking wrong
 

Bababooey

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I cant blame u, Hawk. What did Rick James once say, "cocaine is a helluva drug"? Even the military wants crackheads: arent elite special forces called 'pipehitters' for a reason?

I found some leftover icehouse in a closet and threw 'em in the fridge and drank a couple. Theyre not really good beers, yeah? Just lots of alcohol and a strong taste, but not really tasty if u know what i mean. Yeah hawk it wouldnt be the worst idea to cut back on the booze a bit, shit fucks with ur mind and body, makes u do stupid shit all the time. Some of my worst injuries have been while i was drunk.

The 49ers are favored by 10.5 or so, Giants will be without saquon who sprained his ankle on sunday. Daniel jones sucked the first 1.5 games of the season but turned it around the 2nd half vs the cardinals, but the niners are another level of defense, probably better than the cowboys who shut out the giants 40-0 in week 1. I guess it all depends on danny dimes, if he can carry this team maybe they can beat the spread if not theyre looking at losing by 20. But in all likelihood the 49ers are winning this game.
 

pop_rocks

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i want to say ive seen a pic of doob he once posted here and that looks nothing like him
it was they typical fan brawl and the guy took a shot, he looked like a big guy but unless you are used to fighting it never turns out well for anyone
i must have taken a shot to the head, mac jones was a former patriot?! its danny jones for the nyg
like you said baba the 9ers are one of the top defenses in the nfl and have enough weapons on offense to keep the ball moving
watson got shook from all the trash talking and you bet he is going to be getting hit with fines for the two facemask penalties in addition to putting a big tarket on his back
you know every opposing defender is going to be whispering sweet nothings into his eat after each hit
/keep it greasy d.watts
in nfl news, looks like cle picked up k.hunt to fill the void left by chub and the rams have delt akers for ??? draft pics to be named?
/the rams are in total rebuild mode while maintaining their core group of stars

yeah they call special forces pipe hitters but its not because of crack
ive never met anyone from an elite unit who smoked crack, most avoid weed because of drug testing and they stay away from crack because that shit is wrong
ive never het someone who smokes the shit who isnt a crack head
its like meth or hey'ron, you dont just do it for shits and giggles
these are hard drugs
one thing i will say is some do use roids, but if it makes you more jacked and a better soldier who is going to question your methods
 
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Bababooey

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Ok, good to know DB is safe. I wonder how much weight he’s lost, now that he’s on different meds.
I heard the fan that died, it looked like he was having heart issues before the punches, so the dolphins fan that punched him hasn’t been arrested or charged with anything. And the autopsy said he died of pre existing conditions, not cause of a punch or 2.

Supposedly deshaun said the defenders bear some blame for him face-masking them, but his actual quote didn’t really say that, just said they were grabbing his arm and pushing so the only thing he could do was swing his arm across and because his hand is stuck in their facemask that’s when he pulls them down.
It’s been 8 games for watson since his suspension/sitting out an entire year with houston, if he still sucks these next 8-9 games that’ll be a whole season’s worth of games he’s played and hasn’t regained his mojo. It’s like michael irvin after getting caught with strippers blow and weed in a hotel room, man started sucking after that, maybe deshaun needed the sucking in order not to suck, if u get my drift?
Or maybe he just needs his asshole fingered by a hot chick as part of his pre game ritual, get his mind right. Buck, do u have a girlfriend? Sister? Tell them they need to step up and slide into deshaun’s DMs, mans needs his oil checked and it aint gonna check itself if u know what I mean.

Yeah, Rams got a swap of 3rd day picks (7th for a 6th rd) in 3 yrs for trading akers to the vikings, that’s pretty much nothing in compensation but at least it wasn’t as bad as the trey lance trade (4th rd pick for someone who cost the 49ers three 1st rd picks). Akers was a 2nd rd pick right? And the rams got their use out of him, he had some decent games for them so not a total loss.
Kareem hunt was supposedly washed up last year, that’s why the browns went with jerome ford as the primary backup and let hunt go in the offseason, but he’s supposedly 10lbs lighter so maybe he’ll have some more bounce than expected.

I thought pipehitter came from Pulp fiction, when wallace said he was going to get some hard pipe-hitting n-words to torture the guy that raped him. But maybe it comes from before that, wasn’t assassin derived from ‘hashish’, back in the day some moslem group who smoked hashish were known as killers who would murder people for their leaders? So a pipehitter could be a form of assassin, which is what special forces are, at least in some of their missions. Sneaking around and killing people in their sleep.

How about it Pops, u think we’ll see the milfs on the alternate broadcast tonite, or not until october (breast cancer awareness month)?
 

pop_rocks

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thanks baba, i dident see the details on the trade
so the rams basically traded akers away to move up from the 7th to the 6th round?
yes, c.akers was out first pic in the draft that year,
/ guess who went in the spot after him? some guy named hurts who now plays for phi?
thats a great deal for min on a slightly used rb, i think he still has some tread left on the tires and on a different maybe he can flourish
i think it came down to chemistry with the team but i wish him the best
watson threw the player to the ground, i was watching the game and it wasnt just his fingers sticking in the face mask, this was flagrant
who knows what was said but he is kind of open season right now and it would be hard to get sympathy for the greasy rub and tugger
im sure it it would help the browns, @BuckeyeGreen would turn the crank himself
/ if watson starts lighting up the field and buckeye starts shame posting i will be the first to say you were right baba
hunt might not be the back he was but he could be the back cle needs right now
he had s imaular skill set to chubb when he was in him prime and maybe he will see a way back into the nfl and ball out
i wonder what doob is doing? i have ideas but who really knwos and i can only wish him the best

so i got a pizza and the chicken wings for the game tonight!
/plus im too lazy to make dinner
we got what they call the tk, basically a white pizza with roasted garlic onions and sliced meatballs!
its awesome and i think this is going to be my go to pie for a while
but instead of useing the $4 off coupon i went with the free 8/pc boneless wings
$freaking only $22 and change! for a huge pie with a side of hot wings
the wings are just ok but for a couple extra bucks they were a great add
 

Bababooey

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Yeah, rams traded akers and a 2027 7th rd pick for a 2026 6th rd pick, these picks convey in 3-4 years so who knows if the current coach/gm will even be the same then. Basically they traded akers for a bag of peanuts, he’s not even making much $ either (1.3M this year) so it’s not like a lot of cap savings either.

The pie and free wings sound like a great deal for $22 or so. Was it a big pizza or more of a personal size one? You seem like you’ve been into the white pies lately, you getting tired of regular old tomato sauce? I guess u can put anything on pizza, really. I think some places have a cheeseburger pizza that has like a big mac/thousand island sauce on it instead of tomato sauce.

So the giants managed to keep it close until the 4th qtr even though daniel dimes couldn’t get anything going, finishing with under 150yds passing and 1 int. I was actually considering starting him in one of my fantasy leagues over Fields, glad I didn’t but theres a real chance fields looks even worse on Sunday. Ah well, life goes on.
 

pop_rocks

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the giants kept the game interesting for a while but like you said, sf went ham in the end and nothing nyg did could stop them
the game got extra chippy at the end too which kind of shows how the giants players felt about the loss
i guess we will see how fields plays this weekend; chi v kc, is the late game in my market so i will be sure to check out the action and might have a teak or two after the weekend
no baba, this was an 18" pizza with 8 boneless wings for $22!
like i said i had a coupon and it was only a couple bucks more for the extra wings
the next coupon up is the $4 off the 18" pizza which puts the cost for just the pie at less than $20
there ar still a few combinations i would like to try but im diggin the white style pizzas, no sauce so the cheese becomes the main player plus i love ricotta
the trade for akers kind of confirms that there must have been some static between him and management; why else would they just give him away
but the rams seem to be doing more with less and we will see how this move pans out
fall is just around the corner; its starting to cool off here , especially at night, and im diggin on the cool weather
i leave the window open at night, but it might be time to get out that extra fall blanket soon
 

Bababooey

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Yeah, don’t think giants fans are feeling too great about their team now, saquon has a high ankle sprain and daniel jones is being paid 43M/yr and has looked like azz for 5/6 halves so far. To be honest their O-line has been injured and their receivers are still average at best but Jones hasnt been able to elevate the mediocre talent they have on offense. They made the playoffs last year but I think their fans are resigning themselves to another losing season at this point.

You saw fields play last year Pops, think u commented that it takes him a long time to pull the trigger when he's in the pocket, but that was before he unlocked the rushing cheat code. If he runs well against KC maybe they can put up some pts but it’s highly unlikely they win, maybe if they win the turnover battle 3-0 or something.

An 18” specialty pizza for $22? I thought everything in SD was overpriced? Studio apts for 2500/mth, taco trucks are like $5 for a small taco, dollar menu at the fast food joints are like $2-3. That place sounds like a keeper, hopefully they don’t raise their prices.

Rams play bengals Monday night, looks like burrow might not play cause of his calf, cincy is favored by 3 now should I hammer rams +3 now? Even if burrow plays he might be limited, probably cant move too well on a bad calf.
Chargers play the vikings at noon Sunday, O/U for the game is 54, should I hammer the over? Both teams have sucky defenses and high flying offenses, you would think 60+ pts would be scored easy.
 

pop_rocks

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ohhh, those sound like some tasty bets! are you still playing with house money
i kind of like the chargers v vikings over; how do you feel about cousins?
herbert has been on fire the first two games doing his part passing for over 500td, 3td, no picks
the run game needs to step it up w/o a.ekeler (out for another week with a tweaked ankle) but i think the golden boy herbert will move the ball against min
bosa is questionable and at best will get limited action at best and min has some hot shit kid receiver! who can get after the ball
i see this being a high scoring game
but like ive said before ive since denounced the gambling so im just going to watch the fireworks
cin is looking at the dreaded 0-3 start, thats some serious motivation ofr them but i can see the rams winning against a burrow-less cin
even if he plays he is going to be on baby legs and it would be stupid to put him in against so soon just to reaggravate his injury
$tafford is making the most of what he has around him and i like some of these new young receivers
if burrows dosent start it comes down to a new qb against a proven veteran?
rammm ittttt!
right now fields looks lost
like he isnt throwing the ball or running when get felt trouble that last game? which was his go to schtick
maybe all the pressure to become more of a passing qb has him confused, or is he just choking hard and not the qb they thought he was?
he should just pick one and go with what he knows, dident he rush for over a 1000yds last year?
but i think kc has a good defense and you know he is going to need to put up points to beat kc so its all going to be on his shoulders
i like kc
yeah this pizza place is rocking, its a ny style slice joint but i like to get a whole pie
the owner is this grouchy old gommba but im not there for the lulz
i have the coupons so it makes it a better deal but its still dirt cheap for what other places cost
and dont even get me started on the price of things baba!
if you can grab a studio apt in san deigo that is not in the ghetto for $2500 snap that up
the house just down the road from us just sold for over 900k! and it was only three br
/but it was showroom quality so it sets the market
gas is around 6.50g and food costs are up the A
where is @BuckeyeGreen and the cle browns takes?
/still no love for the dreamboat in tb? baker mayfield (490/3/0)
and what about hawk? is he sleeping one off a good one?

moar taeks to come!
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah, still playing with a bunch of bonus bets, not sure what ill do once theyre gone, these apps tend to not give u the bonuses after a while.
Cousins looked terrible week 1 vs the bucs but lit up the eagles on TNF. Ur right, the vikes spent their 1st rd pick on jordan addision, a WR out of USC that their coaches are already comparing to justin jefferson. He’s also got big cock Hock, tj hockensen at tight end, so he might finish with 5k pass yds and 40 tds.
Yeah Cincy has already signed 2 of their old backup QBs, one to the active roster and one to the practice squad, just in case burrow cant go on MNF. Guess we wont find out till just before the game tho.

He rushed for the highest total in history for a QB, second only to lamar’s 2019 season.
He hasn’t been pulling the trigger on open receivers, which was an issue last year as well, but like u said he’s also not running so he’s bringing nothing to the table. My one friend who’s a big bears fan thinks I should bet against the bears all season, it’s over for them. He sounds like hawk. What do u think Pops, should I take the bears opponents all year like I should with the chargers? Both teams going to finish like 3-14 against the spread?

Geez $6.50 for a gallon of gas?!? Those are like hawaii prices. How many mpg do u get with the truck, like 15 or so? Hopefully when u take ur trip east gas prices will be a lot lower.

Baker played 2 crappy defenses (vikings and bears) but now plays the eagles, who have the best d-line in the league, he’s still a limited athlete so I think I’ll take the under on his pass yds today, maybe over on the rush yds if he has to scramble more.
 
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