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NFL 2019-2020

pop_rocks

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at that point they would want me to leave anyway
but it was chill, a bunch of kids going wild and some nice food, i might go back for seconds later one when its just the guys
 

Bababooey

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I knew a guy from LA who was in IL for a few years for school, he said this area was the 'armpit of America', lol. Yeah, it's not quite that bad but you can't beat the socal beaches and weather, i have to admit.
Another friend moved from socal to norcal and complains that the women there are way less hot than the socal milfs he was used to. Who has hotter women, SD or LA, pops? In your opinion?

There are people who like to stack players from the same high powered offense, which isnt the worst idea especially if they have a high scoring game, but it does leave u vulnerable if they dont score much and also during their bye week. I think 3 of my top players will be out for week 13 so that's something ill have to deal with down the road.

I will say that coaches, while most of them are in bad shape, do put in tons of hours on the job and are just as competitive as most players. Ur right, no one likes to lose, even winning teams, and there's a somewhat fine line between good and bad teams. Even the jaguars went from #1 pick in the draft two years in a row to a playoff team last year, even won a playoff game. That sort of turnaround next year is what keeps players hopeful for the future, even if the current year is all sorts of bad.
 
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Ah yeah that’s right, he’s half taiwanese, also known as Eastern Chinese. All u gooks look alike to me. Lol j/k, ur all american in my eyes Pops.
Eli’s been out of the league for like 4 years now, Hawk, I guess the pandemic really messed up ur timeline huh?

I feel like Hawk is the real life version of the rex kwon do guy from napolean dynamite. Takes his martial arts super seriously. How many posters of bruce lee do u have on ur walls, Hawk?


Have you developed your own martial art yet, Hawk? Should we call it Hawk-Fu? Or Hawk Kown Do? Hawk-Jitsu? I like Hawk-F-U personally.

Most polacks I know prefer warmer weather to the cold, they love to move to florida and places like that. Maybe Socal is too expensive and too far for them though.

Ive never played daily fantasy but I guess u get a budget that u spend on players every week, all the best players are expensive, all the ones that arent likely to put up big stats are cheaper. After a while I think the Def playing AZ would be priced accordingly high and you’d lose ur ‘edge’.

I was thinking about what u said regarding tua’s head injuries when I drafted him, it was a concern for sure but he’s wearing a new helmet and taken lessons in how to fall without hurting his head – like u mentioned u have to tuck in ur chin so the back of ur head doesn’t hit the ground first, try to roll with the impact. Hopefully he’s healthy all year cause with hill and waddle he’s capable of putting up burrow-like numbers. He had a 6 td game last year and seemed like he would light the league on fire, then came the concussions.

Having the worst record in the league isnt fun for the players or the coaches, ur right, but theyre not stupid either and realize that sometimes u gotta sacrifice for the good of the team. Justin fields didn’t publicly complain when the bears traded away all their best defensive players during the season, I think a few of their losses came after they had leads in the 2nd half and the D couldn’t get a stop. But he knew they werent a championship contender even if they kept all their best players so he sucked it up and kept playing hard and maybe this year they have a chance to be good. As a top draft pick ur mostly likely going to a bad team so u have to have a little patience, ur going to suck for a little while longer before u can have a breakthrough.

lol actually i have developed my own style.used to have hundreds of dollars in martial arts books.Bruce Lees Jeet Kune Do opened my eyes.but i use a mixture of ninjutsu,wing chun and Dim Mak and whatever else works.the faster man usually wins.i go for the eyes first then the groin and solar plexus.used to have a Sho Kusugi poster with the kuji manji.got a bruce lee shirt somewhere lol
 
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Bababooey

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Have you ever whipped around a pair of nunchucks while standing in front of a mirror in nothing but your underwear, Hawk? Be honest.
Sounds like ur more into japanese martial arts than chinese ones, we should call ur form Hawk-ate, like karate.
In 100 words or less, what are the differences between karate and ninjutsu?
 

pop_rocks

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the problem with socal is the $$$$, nothing is cheap out here
and i dont just mean expensive, like stupid expensive
rents are through the roof and dont think you cant afford a house out here anywhere even remotely nice
and dont get me started on energy/ food/ gas? oh so you want electricity on your fancy home?
san diego/ orange county (riverside if you like those wild ones) have plenty of hot chicks, but la is the mecca of the barbie dream and attracts all the sloots/ waitress/ actress wannabes
but i like all kinds of chicks especially the outdoorsy types so i bet there are some babes out there in polack land
/by babes i mean that talk pig movie, bbaaaazzzinnig!
i was thinking the same thing about storms roster, when the jets have a bye week, he is going to have to sub in another player
but dident he have dak? so he could just sub him in and hoping they have a great match up that week
he seems like a smart cat
dont we have some football here in a couple days?
i cant wait for the action to kick off and good luck to both of you and your rosters
is hawk the great tighty whity hope against the scum and the filth? that rulez the streets
kobra kai got a bad wrap but ralphe machioo is still so dreamy even if he was a rich snob d
those kids were no joke but i think i held my own baba
i went home and practiced all my moved in front of the mirror just like you suggested, even put on a fresh new pair of ball huggers to get the look right!
so i must have had some bad catsup that was left sitting out in the sun all day because (that or all the booze), but still had some fun when i went back
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah, socal was expensive before inflation, and with inflation it’s like how do normal people live? I knew a friend of a friend who had to move to silicon valley for work, he had a good job but 3BR, 2BA ranch homes, like 2400sf, were going for 2 million and up. And that was a few years ago lol. Well at least if he had to sell he made some money.
Is it pacific gas and electric that supplies the utilities in all of california? Kilowatt-hour rates here went from 7c to 12c over the last few years. Im trying to use as little A/C as I can get away with, using portable fans and such to supplement cooling but even then my electric bills are more expensive than they used to be.

Don’t they call all the LA sloots MAW’s? Models-Actresses-Whatevers? If harvey weinstein had kept his attentions to the lower level sloots he’d probably be a free man still, his problem is he wanted to bag the famous ones.

It’s always tricky when too many of ur best players are on bye, and there’s at least one week out of every season that’s a Bye-mageddon for fantasy owners, where a significant number of good offenses (and therefore good fantasy producers) are on bye. Think it was like week 11 last year, or 13?

I think SS had rodgers and dak, if he had gotten a top 5 QB he probably wouldn’t have picked up a 2nd one and instead used that bench spot on another WR/RB. But maybe he can tell us how he builds his team if he pops back in.

Yeah first game of the season in 2 days, Pops! I don’t think the milfs will be working on Thurs, might be a few weeks before u see them.

I broke down and got a couple bottles of bourbon for football season, already regretting the decision lol. Well at least it makes the games more entertaining. Do u increase ur drinking during games or no?
 

pop_rocks

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the pre-gaming starts now baba! i will help you get through the booze
/and we have hawk waiting in the wings as our last minute substitution in case things get too crazy
yeah, i dont think the tnf game to kick off the season is on prime but i will be sure to watch it on the reg tv
i like a.rog in nyj but you are right about how stacking up on a certain team means you have to plan around their bye week
.12c kwh?
here in california$ we have a tierd rate scale where once you use so much electricity, they bump you into the next tier for more $$, .30-50c kwh not uncommon plus ive hear of people paying more
thankfully i live near the coast so it dosent get that hot, but im not a fan of being ripped off by public utilities
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man i typed this up this morning but got distracted, so im just going to post what i have now
working on some taeks as we speak!

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ive never heard the term MAW, but you see them all around; are we also including the instagram "models" too, the ones who post the slooty pics and get all the clicks? the kids might be alright but man the girls dress skimpy around here
san deigo/ oc is milf country so you better come loaded for cougar
i dont increase my drinking during the season, but i might drink more watching the games if that makes sense
you dont want to make the rookie mistake of drinking too hard early and then gassing out for the late games; gotta play like a pro baba
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah, pairing a top 5 WR with a top 5 QB is a common strategy especially if youre a fan of that team, Allen/Diggs or Kelce/Mahomes stack. Everytime the receiver scores that means a TD for ur QB too.
Speaking of kelce he twisted a knee in practice, has like a bone bruise or something so likely out for tomorrow vs detroit. Good thing I have lions with the pts.
Any detroit fans here or nah?

I head that cali has rates that are almost triple what IL pays for electricity, that’s crazy. But I guess if u use less it’s lower? I wonder what the people in those glass mansions pay, like 1500 or 2000/mth just for electricity?

I remember when women’s shorts were cut so short u could see cheeks, that was a little much I feel especially in public or if ur under a certain age.

Yeah I have to maintain a slow but steady pace for boozing during games but im like hawk in that regard I have poor impulse control and will likely pass out by halftime, especially if it’s a boring game.
 

pop_rocks

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im noticing that the shorts are getting shorter but i grew up in the era of dolphin shorts, but the material they use today is different and everything is much more form fitting now
/yoga pants ftw
tripple the rate of most places sounds about right for electricity here in california but like i said we have the tier system where it can cost you more per kw/h depending on how much electricity you use
big houses cost much more to cool, but we are lucky to live by the coast
/currently 69* and cloudy
but when the heat is on people like to crank up their ac
it also hurts the indoor grower and im reluctant to fire up my lights right now because of the extra $$ it will cost to run them
i know people who have solar arrays who still pay out the ass for electricity
but hey its all good because we are soooo green! lets make all cars electric and place even more strain on the grid
/they have not made any advances in producing energy in california and the green energy is often a joke
we have wind farm in the desert that produce jigga'watts of power, but you need a power link to get it to where it is needed
/nimby
how about natural gas or nooklear! energy?
nope and nope
plus the utilities are passing on all the costs of upgrading their aging systems to the consumer, and lets not forget the fire lawsuits
/companies dont pay fines or taxes, them merely pass those costs on to the consumers who have no other choice when it come to a public utility
yeah its f'd
im actually looks forward to the det / kc game tomorrow!
i havent seen goof play in ages, (or was that just the offseason?) plus its rare to see det play in prime time
det will be missing their hot young receiver for what 6 games?
the kid who decided to place bets on the company's network instead of doing it from home, a stupid mistake kid mistake; dont assume you are on a secure network unless youve taken steps to secure that network
/it always pays to be tight with the it guys
cant wait for the action to kick off and im thinking of scoring that pizza and wings deal before the game
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah it must suck to be an indoor grower in cali, cant hardly make any $$ at it, one more reason why the big outdoor grows in norcal probably provide most of the state’s cannabis.
IL actually has like dozens of nuclear power plants, must be one reason our elec costs are somewhat reasonable for a democratically aligned state. Something like 40% of the state’s electricity is generated by nuke power.
U right, a lot of our gas and elec bills are to pay for the infrastructure, even if u use hardly any nat gas (during the summer for instance) youre still paying $40/month just for the line maintenance and fees.
U ever think u could live off grid, Pops? Like one of those cabins in the mountains, with solar and a big propane tank for generator/cooking? I suppose even that setup would be pricey.
Yep, jameson williams is suspended for the first 6 games for gambling at the team facility. I think in college the state of Iowa criminally charged a bunch of college athletes for betting on their games, they werent trying to point shave, they were betting on their teams to win but still the authorities wanted to make examples of them. I think those athletes opened up accounts in friends/family members’ names yet investigators were able to track the apps and knew they were being used on their own personal phones. Nothing u do on a phone should be considered safe from govt snooping.

Now Kupp is out for at least wk 1 and mcvay said going on injured reserve (min 4-8 wks lost) isn’t ruled out. Apparently he’s got some sort of nerve or sciatica thing and that’s affecting the hamstring as well? That sound right?
You might be missing goof if he plays well tomorrow, stafford is missing his favorite receiver and who knows how long he’ll last himself, even if the line is decent every QB gets knocked down a few times per game and spine issues ended his season early last year. Maybe he needs to take those Tua jujitsu lessons if tua's able to stay head-injury free.

Where's hawk? U think he smashed his balls doing nunchuk tricks? That'd be a shame, crushing those beautifully smooth orbs that he shaved with his tanto knife.

Where's subrob? Chandler jones is going through some $hit right now, i guess josh mcdaniels is driving him so crazy he's back on that synthetic weed. U ever try that stuff Pops? Is it like bath salts? I betchu Hawk has tried both. Hey Hawk, what's ur opinion on spice and flakka?
 
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pop_rocks

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im actually excited about tonight's lions v kc game
goof seems to have turned himself around and has a decent line blocking for him, plus some hot shit new rb to dump off to,something he really hasnt had since gurley
kc is going to be kc, but i think the lions might put up a good fight and this could be a fun game
the thing with gambling is the idea of impropriety and having players point shave or throw games to win
i doubt its even an issue now unless these guys are wagersin $10s of thousands of dollars on a game, the juice inst worth the squeeze; why risk your career & a chance to play in the nfl?
plus with the nfl going all in on the gambling this season maybe they just werent logging into the right betting sites?
the outdoor norcal grows cant compete with the indoors grows for quality, but tis the season and im already hearing talk of cheap fresh outdoor from friends
nuclear power is one of the safest most efficient ways to produce energy, but its the villain to a lot of fruit heads and they will protest the shit out of that stuff now
we used to have nooklear energy in socal but they closed the power down and now all we have are high bills with no relief in sight
/when was the last time they built a power generating plant in socal?
but our population keeps growing so our needs are ever expanding but hey its not easy being green
/or cheap
dont get me going on the living in the country thing
my family is big on that shit and i get emails every few days about the new 1000 acre ranch abutting public land where we could all move to and all the cool things we could do with it
/im actually all in and would love to live in a more rural place
i see rams = loss week 1 against seattle, we just dont match up against them and with coop out its going to be a slam fest with c.akers getting a lot of touches
it will give some of the lesser guys a chance to play and i hope skr'chronic can shine and maybe this will bump my man mcclutch up on the depth chart
i think your bears can win against gb this weekend and it would not only get the season started off on the right foot with a W but the victory tastes even sweeter against the pack
yeah where is @subrob,? footbaww! is about to kick off and i havent got my fill of preseason raiders hype! folled by midseason calls for change
and i lways like @Storm Shadow shadows taeks! plus he always has good stories
@shithawk420 is out there man and ive seen him posting in other threads
im sure hawk is flicking his chucks and burning a hole in those tighty whities with all his moves
maybe our kung-foo needs some work baba
POW!
 
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shithawk420

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Sorry boys.had to seal myself up in the batcave.i mean hawk cave.been going through some real bad withdrawls.havent slept in 3 or 4 days.gonna see the doctor today.probably just get some blood work done and figure things out.

I was up all night on this shitty forum I go on for the lulz and this guy is whining how he's going through withdrawls on coors light.he says he's trying to not be sick so I say you gotta get something stronger or go to detox.he don't wanna go to detox.he don't wanna get something stronger.hes not understanding what I'm trying to tell him.first of all he was a liar.baiting me in.im kinda known the guy on the site a while.no way he's going through withdrawls on fucking coors light.now I'm the bad for telling the asshole what to do.it used to be a great site 10 years ago.pretty famous.had a few murderers from that site.but fuck I got so mad.

Especially when they are so anti weed.theres some cool people but now it's run with dicks and trolls.they still actually believe weed makes you stupid and dirty and is addictive.just a bunch punks wanting to rustle Jimmies but sometimes I wonder.fuck them. MISC BB.COM by the way if you wanna see some fucked up people.its a body building site.found over 15 years ago.its was great back than.anyway I'm drunk and gotta see my doc.got a game huh boys? I've been up 4 days.sorry im fucked up.see you at the game boys
 
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anyway ive been up 4 days.sorry boys.is it even gonna be worth watching the the game tonight?well of coarse it is.whats going on with the lions? damn boys did you hear about mike williams?if i remember he was really good.he was my age.got a steel beam beam dropped on his head if the story is true.cant remember if he got fired for a DUI or something but he lost a lot so he had to do construction work.steel beam right on the head.jeez..sorry if this has already been talked about.he was on the Bucs.he was good if i remember right.fuking A people dropping left and right
 

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how much do i get if i bet on the lions? no but for real boys i must be turning into a pussy.my mom and i went through the outskirts of davenenport ghetto just because she wanted to see the shitty old houses.im like MA!we cant cant be here!theres 3 junkies shooting up and a little kid on a power wheel.she dont understand we can be killed very easy.she just luughs and says tell them to kill me.im like NO!THEY WILL KILL YOU! i told her never come through here again! the problem is the streets are very narrow and shes 4 foot 9.can barely see over the steering wheel..and she wants to go 5mph in the ghetto? just to see the old houses?fuck scared the shit out me.shes either dumb or crazy.both.hell no.no point in risking it.but she thinks they will be nice to her!LOL fuck that.shes stupid.had my heart attack for the day.if i was by myself id probably ask where the shit at.but i dont do that anymore.not for a long time
 
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ok sorry about that.i was on pcp or something.disregard that.got my antannae working.should be a fun game.fuking mahomes.ha! i didnt even know where Goff went.this will be good
 

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I have a longer post but just real quick Hawk u can bet the Lions +4 or +4.5 and that seems like a good bet, most people predict the chiefs to win but if the lions can win or lose by less than 4-5 pts then u win ur bet.
 

shithawk420

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I have a longer post but just real quick Hawk u can bet the Lions +4 or +4.5 and that seems like a good bet, most people predict the chiefs to win but if the lions can win or lose by less than 4-5 pts then u win ur bet.
thanks baba.i dont think i like betting on games though.i go by my gut.i think chiefs will win by 14.my gut sucks cause it always needs beer.im not good at math and averages.wish they would hurry up with the fucking game.cant believe i stayed up for the game.ive been up 4 days nows.dont really know why.i havent done any drugs
 

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that f'n sux being killed in a construction accident
i dont know the whole story and my condolences go out to his family and loved ones
my mom does the same shit sometimes but the have the tiny lady power going for them man and she is going to do what she wants to do
what the f'k is a jimmy and how would i rustle some?
/ive heard the term jimmy before, but never used like this?
everyone has thier limits and not everyone was meant to soar like a shithawk, most are content just being shitbirds, but not a shithawk
pregaming hard for this first game, but im going to keep it cool
this is going to put the det def to the test but they had some hot shit young kids come up last season, a.hutch and some other kid, i cant remember his name
almost kick off
 

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mother fucker! i didnt know the lions had Gibbs and i think montgomery and the other guy!fuck! we got a game boys!fuk yea but im also conflicted.the chiefs are in serious trouble
 
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