NFL 2019-2020

[Bababooey]

That’s a good looking sammich, Hawk, is that roast beef with bacon? Anything with beef and bacon can’t be bad.
Pops is right, homeless guys get the best food cause people don’t want to give them cash that they’ll spend on drugs and booze so they buy them food. Must explain why there’s so many fat homeless people.
That would be interesting if AZ got both the #1 and #2 overall picks next year, I think ur right pops they’d probably have to trade the picks cause kyler with his big $$ contract would be a harder sell. Still, when he’s healthy he’s good, has a strong accurate arm and can run like the dickens. Just his small size means he’s not that durable, he’s missed games every season due to injury.

Dak missed 6 weeks with a broken thumb last year but on top of that he had 15 ints in 12 games so that’s why he’s ranked so low in fantasy drafts. But he had 37 tds and 10 ints in 2021 so when he’s right he’s a darn good QB, ill have to keep him in mind if I have to wait on QB till the later rds of my draft.

Im checking out that temu site, Hawk, and yeah looks like a bunch of cheap chinese crap, lots of tactical stuff too like holsters for $2 and such. Let us know the quality of what u get, im interested to see if it’s good value or just crappy.

 

[pop_rocks]

holly f'n shit hawk, that is something you could do
so how do you become a bounty hunter in the first place? im sure you have to have some kind of license or at least a fake badge
/im looking at you paddy mayo
but for real, you could round up the bad guys and make some $$ in the process
holy cow baba, i think you are right, that does look like bacon on the sandwich
do you also get like mayo or mustard hawk? how about the vinegar and oil?
man, now i seriously want a sandwich
maybe i will get a bahn mi, but after seeing hawks sub i might have to go to firehouse
/no jersey mikes close by
the cowboys brought in brandon cooks, to take some of the heat off of lamb and have a great rb in pollard, dak can be on the attack and if he just dosent make stupid throws he could have decent numbers this year
not so big on k.krush and question him realising his potential in the nfl, or maybe he already has and is just raking in that sweet payday he got from az
if az got two top-5 picks (heck even top-10) they would definitely want to trade down, especially if one of them is in the top-2
i guess they could draft another qb and give him some time to develop, but you want to cash in on their early years
plus i dont see kandy.krush being the best mentor qb
weve seen some first round qbs sit a year or so to soak in the game, usually behind a top tier/ better than average qb
remember they had to put a clause in kylers. kontract about not playing on his phone when he was supposed to be studying?
so when do you draft for fantasy baba? i think storm did pretty good for himself but what do i know
hes shown us his, now you show us yours!
/best of luck to both of you guys!

 

[shithawk420]

it was bacon,roast beef,turkey,banana peppers,onions.red wine vinegar.mayo.it was good.had a dream i had another one.never had firehouse.heard it was good.dont know if i told you guys called mccallisters.it was good too.dont know much about it.never heard of it before.ill show a pic if i didnt already

did i ever tell you guys the story of Dog the bounty hunter?him and his accomplice rob their meth dealer and kill him.he did like 5 years in prison and got a pardon cause another inmate was beating up a CO and he stopped it.hes a POS methhead.hes got like 13 kids who are also methheads.if that scumbag can be a bounty hunter so can i.it takes like 1 year of criminal justice or something.im just sitting on my ass anyway.id love to shoot a pepperball point blank in a punks face.you can call me Hawk the bounty hunter!lol

should get my temu stuff next week.that sites the devil.even got a holster for my tac pen and knife.maybe i went overboard with the tac vest.maybe it will be a chick magnet.like are you FBI or something?need to stop making drunk purchases

wish i knew more about this fantasy football thing.i know my sister won a few hundred dollars.

 

[shithawk420]

Sorry to flood this place with pics but I'm bored and lonely.dont know exactly what this is but it's from mccalisters and it's got turkey.not a great pic.seems like an old school deli

 

[Bababooey]

I did one of my drafts yesterday, had the #10 pick out of 10 teams (very very suspicious, think the commish got tired of me dominating their candy azzes) and got: stefon diggs, tony pollard, chris olave, najee harris, cam akers (that one’s for u Pops!), dj moore (go bears!), jahan dotson, javonte williams (copied SS on that one), khalil herbert (go bears again!), tua (it was either him or dak or daniel jones left), elijah moore, ravens Def, younghoe at kicker and romeo doubs.

One viable strategy this year might be to stream the defense that’s playing AZ every week. Week 1 it’s the commanders, who have a good D-line and will terrorize josh dobbs (2 wks with the team) or the rookie 5th rd QB that will start. I wonder if there’s any AZ fans on icmag, would be interesting to hear their take on this year. Tanking is a perfectly viable strategy in just about any sport with a rookie draft. When was the last time tanking worked for an NFL team? I hope this year it’s the bears, but maybe last time was jacksoville, with picking trevor lawrence #1 overall? Or the niners, with nick bosa at #2 OA?

I think Dog didn’t carry firearms on his show cause he was a convicted felon, like u said Hawk, he only carried cuffs and pepper spray.
Maybe pops has the right idea, instead of actually being a bounty hunter you could be a content creator making bounty hunter skits. It could be like the bounty hunter version of TPB, that could draw a lot of viewers if it was entertaining enough.

Don’t blow all this month’s budget on $20 sandwiches, Hawk, go stock up on some groceries and make ur own killer food. Maybe splurge on one or two prime steaks but otherwise get some pork or chicken and make some tacos or a roast or something, maybe pasta. R u part italian, Hawk? Put that italian heritage to work and make some good grub!

 

[shithawk420]

naw,im a chicago pollock baba.but i try to dabble in all cuisine.not a fan of polish food.nobody in my family can cook.wish my brother would take me to costco.you mind if i ask if your a chicago pollock too?

no.im the real deal.as longs as guns arent involved.then i gotta be quick on my toes.only 2 states you cant have a tazer without a FOID card.guess witch one?IL! so that means i can get anything i want in Iowa.dont wanna fuck with ghost guns.plus im broke.but look that dog fucker up.hes a real sleazeball and if i ever saw him id sweep his leg.i wouldnt cold clock an old dude.guys needs to be taught a lesson.gets out of prison and thinks hes a born again christian badass.if theres one drug i hate its meth.and he robbed and killed his dealer.hes only 5 foot 7.if he got in me or my dads face hed be a dead dog

anywho really looking forward to the bears packers game.i think the bears will win just cause they are a little more established.dont even know who the packers qb is

 

[shithawk420]

sorry to bother you pops but you mention your philipino?ive searched hundreds of martial arts and im still searching.kali escrima is one i havent studied but have you seen one that was the real deal?back in the 70s my dad had a 5 foot philopino drill instructer in the army and whooped his ass.during hundreds of hours of my own research i discovered korean hwoarangdo.sorry this spelling is off but i cant get any damn info on it.i found it in an old old library book.never heard anybody mention it nothing.its like the opposite of dim mak.cant find info on that either.anyway sorry for the usual derail.i assume you guys expexct it from me buy now. i dont know really have a dog in this game anymore.as long as the packers dont win and the cowboyboys dont win i dont care.Brady is gone.dont expext the bears to win.i feel kinda lost.i guess it would be cool if the browns win?lol i dont know who to root for anymore lol

 

[Bababooey]

No I wish I was a chicago polack but my penis is too big. Lol, that’s a little racial humor for u. And it's 'polack' not 'pollock', pollock is a fish, polack is a derogatory name for a Polish person.
I think Pops is only half-filipino and that half is americanized, it’s like americanized chinese food it’s not the real deal. Pops doesn’t even do Jolibee that’s how inauthentic he is.

I think Dog made some racist comments a few years ago and has been canceled so I doubt u would need to clean his clock, Hawk, sounds like he’s already been punished. But that might be a good show, Hawk vs Dog.

Packers new QB is jordan love, he might unfortunately be pretty good, we’ll see vs the bears next Sunday. Bears Defense probably wont be great so even if he plays well it might not mean much.

Cowboys will be playing giants on Sunday night football so u might get a chance to see them lose next week, not sure tho giants are no pushovers, should be a close game probably.

 

[shithawk420]

yeah well i still wanna clean his clock for being a dick.

jordan Love huh?might look him up.not a cowboys fan.just how i was raised.and Elway is a dick.giants huh?last i checked didnt they have Eli or was i still in a drunk stupor?i was locked up for 2 years.been out 2 or 3 now.guess i caused a stir in the political thread.should of known to keep my big mouth shut.im out of beer and in a pissy mood.god forbid someone have a different opinion here

 

[pop_rocks]

im not filipino, im part taiwanese, but the area i grew up in has deep phil roots
/ you freaking whities! all us asians look the same to you, eh?
i like phillipino food but will go to the phil resturant if i wanted to get the real stuff
/ f'jollybee and their hot dog spaghetti! the fried chicken is pretty good but kind of pricy
i dont even look asian but my mom is hard core and when i go out with her and her friends they are always surprised im her son
/they are all 4ft tall but eat like they were giants!
ive never heard of hwoarangdo but it looks decent for fighting with what you have at hand, like
a stick or maybe a farm tool, things the rural people would have access to
never a bother hawk and it sounds like something fun to train in if you could find a good school in your area, i havent been hit by a stick in years but there are groups that train heavy
if you could find one you should join
im not fan of dog the bounty hunter and found it funny that a white dude rocking feathers was located in hawaii
baba is right, get your ass to the store and get some fixins so you dont burn through your food budget in two weeks
pollack is a decent eating fish when fried up! but i dont meet many polacks here in san diego
/the sun is too much for them maybe?

utilizing whatever defense is going against az would be a great strategy baba!
so how would i do that? in fantasy
like would i go to one of those daily draft sites and just pick whatever teams defense is playing against az?
i see this paying off more than losing and if you played it over a whole season i bet you could come out ahead
not a bad draft from what i see baba
diggs and pollard are two good top picks and im a fan of tua if he can play most of the season; and the young ho! i remeber when he was a charger
the thing about tanking is its bad for the team and is a disincentive for the players to excel
why work out hard four days a week to get into game day shape only to have the management call some stupid plays that give you a loss
/these guys are all type-a athletes and want to win

stir it up hawk! its all in good fun

 

[shithawk420]

no,no.i just thought you said you were philipino.my mistake.especially when you brought kali escrima.sorry!i heard of jollibees.suppossed to be good chicken.didnt mean to offend.i can speak a little japanese and chinese.thats it but i know the difference between asians..hottest girl i was with was filopina

im sorry i cant spell right now but hwoarangdo or however the fuck its spelled is about as old as chinese martial arts and they were like royal guard monks to the korean kings or whatever they were called.i cant find find any info on them.they could heal wounds and do stuff that was like magic.well it was just a book.kinda wierd i cant find anymore info.but i did read it.ill find out one day.ill master the art of the haduo!im getting closer.this shit isnt even ancient chinese secrect.chinese goes as far as 4000 years to my knowledge.this korean martial art be even 5000.my mind is hazy.sorry guys.my pursuit of knowledge is boundless

 

[shithawk420]

no,no.i just thought you said you were philipino.my mistake.especially when you brought kali escrima.sorry!i heard of jollibees.suppossed to be good chicken.didnt mean to offend.i can speak a little japanese and chinese.thats it but i know the difference between asians..hottest girl i was with was filopina

im sorry i cant spell right now but hwoarangdo or however the fuck its spelled is about as old as chinese martial arts and they were like royal guard monks to the korean kings or whatever they were called.i cant find find any info on them.they could heal wounds and do stuff that was like magic.well it was just a book.kinda wierd i cant find anymore info.but i did read it.ill find out one day.ill master the art of the haduo!im getting closer.this shit isnt even ancient chinese secrect.chinese goes as far as 4000 years to my knowledge.this korean martial art be even 5000.my mind is hazy.sorry guys.my pursuit of knowledge is boundless.i want this power and im getting close

 

[shithawk420]

One of my favorite fight scenes of all time.good movie too

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIGrsOI_C5hY&ved=2ahUKEwjo4a67kI-BAxWZkokEHSneDW8Qo7QBegQIARAG&usg=AOvVaw33kKQcfs34uvS5mwczwSHk

never fought a thai fighter.dont know if id win.one elbow to the head it might be over.im agood fighter though

 

[pop_rocks]

no worries my friend! im just messing with you guys
/freaking midwestern polacks
im no more asian than you or baba because i grew up here in the us, but i used to speak fluent mandarin and still have some good friends overseas
plus my mom if full blood asian
your elbows and knees are very effective when fighting in close and im a big fan of elbowing
no so much the knee unless you are on the ground, i dont like lifting my leg up and losing my base in a street fight
/im more a wrassler by nature
now if you ever some across a real thai fighter take it easy and think twice hawk
those guys started training when they are old enough to walk and basically beat the shit out of each other on a daily basis
saenchai, pound for pound one of the most dangerous men on earth

 

[shithawk420]

no worries my friend! im just messing with you guys
/freaking midwestern polacks
im no more asian than you or baba because i grew up here in the us, but i used to speak fluent mandarin and still have some good friends overseas
plus my mom if full blood asian
your elbows and knees are very effective when fighting in close and im a big fan of elbowing
no so much the knee unless you are on the ground, i dont like lifting my leg up and losing my base in a street fight
/im more a wrassler by nature
now if you ever some across a real thai fighter take it easy and think twice hawk
those guys started training when they are old enough to walk and basically beat the shit out of each other on a daily basis
saenchai, pound for pound one of the most dangerous men on earth

oh i know pops.those guys train their legs on bamboo branches.i waas just thinking if i fought a guy much taller im taking his knees out.if all else fails the baton,pepperspray and tazer are coming out.i refuse to lose.cant say ive ever lost.maybe a stalemate or two but never got my ass beat.did you watch the vid i posted?that was pure muay thai.ryan gosling didnt stand a chance.that was a good movie by the way.maybe not for everyone.if you want to see awesome muay thai watch ONG Bak.everyone probably seen it though

 

[shithawk420]

yeah that guys good but those guys didnt impress me at all.i could take them out i think.they are weak and not well trained.at least from what i saw.i used to wrestle llammas and donkeys.i could manhandle those guys.but i cant risk another concussion.first one i was 6 or so and got hit by a drunk driver.could of sued his ass but my mom didnt care.anyway im not playing games.im carrying shit like a ninja.one more cuncussion might kill me.i got the tac vest and knives and pens.gonna get a tazer pen if it even works.probably just a little shock.i wanna take a motherfuker down.im too old and out of shape for this shit

 

[shithawk420]

got a good story.its true.im getting high and drunk at a northern mantis and something else kwoon.in chicago.thats chinese for dojo.i dont remember much but these guys were impressed with my knowledge so they wanted to show me around.so were getting high and drunk and this big wig chinese guy who probably owns the joint walks in.had a 2000 suit.didnt care we were getting drunk.nice guy.they tell me hes some kinda authority on shou lin monks.like a representitve or something.really nice guy.but more i think about it he was a triad.never seen that shit in my life.i was in awe.this was no ordinary man.he said high and by to crumb bums like us but even though i was a kid ill never forget it.he could probably take us all down.all 5 of us.true story.i dont lie.that fuker was a triad or something.swear on my life

 

[Bababooey]

Ah yeah that’s right, he’s half taiwanese, also known as Eastern Chinese. All u gooks look alike to me. Lol j/k, ur all american in my eyes Pops.
Eli’s been out of the league for like 4 years now, Hawk, I guess the pandemic really messed up ur timeline huh?

I feel like Hawk is the real life version of the rex kwon do guy from napolean dynamite. Takes his martial arts super seriously. How many posters of bruce lee do u have on ur walls, Hawk?


Have you developed your own martial art yet, Hawk? Should we call it Hawk-Fu? Or Hawk Kown Do? Hawk-Jitsu? I like Hawk-F-U personally.

Most polacks I know prefer warmer weather to the cold, they love to move to florida and places like that. Maybe Socal is too expensive and too far for them though.

Ive never played daily fantasy but I guess u get a budget that u spend on players every week, all the best players are expensive, all the ones that arent likely to put up big stats are cheaper. After a while I think the Def playing AZ would be priced accordingly high and you’d lose ur ‘edge’.

I was thinking about what u said regarding tua’s head injuries when I drafted him, it was a concern for sure but he’s wearing a new helmet and taken lessons in how to fall without hurting his head – like u mentioned u have to tuck in ur chin so the back of ur head doesn’t hit the ground first, try to roll with the impact. Hopefully he’s healthy all year cause with hill and waddle he’s capable of putting up burrow-like numbers. He had a 6 td game last year and seemed like he would light the league on fire, then came the concussions.

Having the worst record in the league isnt fun for the players or the coaches, ur right, but theyre not stupid either and realize that sometimes u gotta sacrifice for the good of the team. Justin fields didn’t publicly complain when the bears traded away all their best defensive players during the season, I think a few of their losses came after they had leads in the 2nd half and the D couldn’t get a stop. But he knew they werent a championship contender even if they kept all their best players so he sucked it up and kept playing hard and maybe this year they have a chance to be good. As a top draft pick ur mostly likely going to a bad team so u have to have a little patience, ur going to suck for a little while longer before u can have a breakthrough.

 

[pop_rocks]

saencahi actually teaches and does clinics all across the world to teach muay thai
this guy mmashreded is actually a good fighter and gets schooled, but takes it in stride

f' ryan gosling, heisnt even a real fighter but im sure he will tell you how he trained for four whole weeks or how ever long to prepare for the movie, bullshido
you go kick their asses hawk
yeah i guess you ploacks cant afford nice things like we have here on the west coast so the next best thing would be to move to the wang of america
thats a good point about how the az offense will be exposed early on and then the cost goes up as other people try and cash in too
im hoping this is a solid come back season for tua, and with the talent around him i think he could put up top-5 numbers if he is healthy
would this also be an oppourtunity to stack players like storm shadow did? by drafting t.hill? @Storm Shadow seemed to go heavy on the nyj by drafting a.rog and g.wilson, but this could work out for him in a big way because i see the kid flourishing with a top qb to feed him balls!
i dont think fields is really one to complain too much be even on a winning team you get guys who hate to lose
/j.chase sideline outburst from last season come to mind
i think the only people who would readily accept losing are the coaches or front office types, but they arent up lifting weights and running drills at the break of dawn
so my neighbor invited me over for some burgers and grilled foods later today but on my walk by his house this morning it looked like a kids parts with bouncy house and shit like that
im not sure i can just dip in for a burger and then bail out after and hour or two, thats just not polite

 

[Bababooey]

I think you should go over there and start slamming into kids in the bouncy house, like a mosh pit. Keep ur knees and elbows tucked in though, don’t want to cause any lacerations. Then when u knock half the kids senseless grab an armful of dogs and burgers and peace out.