NFL 2019-2020

[D. B. Doober]

Hey @Bababooey hey @shithawk420 hey @pop_rocks
Just taking my afternoon nap, Red Sox Spring training game on the radio. Laying on my bed. Have to go to the market and get dinner soon. Not sure what to get, sick of sirloin steak n fries for dinner. Apt inspection on the 24th. Wish me luck. Not much on TV. Might watch the Simpsons tonight. You guys watch any shows on TV anymore or are you slaves to the Roku and Netflix? Ghosts on ABC looks good. Saw there's a True Lies TV show now on ABC I think.

 

[shithawk420]

Man doober check out tubi.its free and they awesome movies and TV shows.i only watch Netflix if they got something I can't find anywhere else like the trailer park boys.otherwise I haven't seen much on there.ive also got Hulu witch is a little better.yeah I saw that true lies series.wasnt that an Arnold movie 20 years ago? She's a butterface but Jaime Lee Curtis had a smoking bod in that movie

 

[D. B. Doober]

Man doober check out tubi.its free and they awesome movies and TV shows.i only watch Netflix if they got something I can't find anywhere else like the trailer park boys.otherwise I haven't seen much on there.ive also got Hulu witch is a little better.yeah I saw that true lies series.wasnt that an Arnold movie 20 years ago? She's a butterface but Jaime Lee Curtis had a smoking bod in that movie

Yeah actually rumor is she's a hermaphrodite. Jamie Lee Penis

 

[shithawk420]

Yeah, I think ive only made wine sauce a couple times in my life and the last time was a mushroom red wine sauce with steak, that was ‘chefs kiss’ good. Anything that adds more umami/savory to meat isnt a bad thing imo.

Barefoot wine is alright, ive had it before, was it $7 for a 1.5L bottle cause for 750ml that sounds expensive. Does trader joes still have the 3 buck chuck? Used to be 2 buck chuck before inflation.

You can probably get coca seeds online without too much difficulty, I don’t think it has to be grown at altitude either, at least some varieties don’t. Looks like u need 250lbs of leaf to make 1lb of powder, that seems like a lot of picking to get that much leaf. A hardcore user probably needs 2lbs a year, that’s less than an 8ball a day. But that’s the worst part about it, I had a stoner friend who used to be a big time coke user hanging out with rich folks, he said he quit when he realized you can always justify/talk yourself into doing another line.

I'm not big into coke.probably make a nice coca leaf tea would be nice.last time I did coke was like 6 months ago.it was alright.i was drinking and up all night.the crash was rough.my other uncle just sold his 1000w hps grow lights.i wanted them.id rather deal with led anyway.oh well.

I mean 250lbs of leave for a lb of powder doesn't sound bad.a lb is worth what $20,000? Kinda got me thinking.i got a farm or two and a greenhouse to put up.
Time to get busy

 

[shithawk420]

Yeah actually rumor is she's a hermaphrodite. Jamie Lee Penis

Well fuck.does that make me gay to jacking off to that scene?

 

[D. B. Doober]

No way. I had a friend that said he'd fuck a tranny...and I was like dude they have dicks and he was like no I'll just do them in the ass. I was like dude that's gay. I think he was gay or something. Haven't talked in like 10 years. I'd pay to see a tranny box a few rounds

 

[shithawk420]

yeah thats gay dude.i had a friend that was gay and i was ok with it cause he knew i wasnt but this old gay dude who like 70 wanted to suck my my dick and im like hold the phone ill beat the the fuck out of all your faggot asses.they are disgusting and rude and degenerates.after that i wont associaite with them any more.my aunts gay and actually went out with the golie for the womens olympic soccer team.i met her and held a gold meddle.and yeah the whole team are lesbians.i got no problem but i draw the line when old dudes wanna suck my dick.its all true

 

[pop_rocks]

whatt the fuuuuuu'
man i disappear into the mountains to chew some leaf and i come back to this
/i think native people just chew the leaf not make coco paste
....
jk guys and ive know a few gay people in my life
a funny thing is, one of the most bad ass kicking guys i knew was a gay guy, everyone around knew but he just kept it to himself
i think mrsChickys cousin is gay, but he wont come ou until after his dad dies; i dont blame him his dad can be a real mf'r
i like babas guac recipe, its basic and all you really need is a good av and some garlic and onion and colantro
and even then you can do w/o any one of those ingredients
the thing he didnt mention was lemon juice, you put a few drops in to give it some zing and add some salt but it also prevents the guac from turning brown
you can also leave the pit of the avocado in the mix and that works too
im just getting old, i used to get drunk and do all kinds of things and hold my own
but i am going to tone things down a bit, just to stay in my lane
went up to see a friend this weekend and he was very generous with the gift "bag"
i dont really watch tv anuymore, except football and the news (mostly world, weather and business news)
but we watched some movies this weekend, we watched this movie called the shaggy dog! which is the predecessor to the shagggy da!
/the f'n mrs knows everything!
this movie rocked ass and had ma laughing all night
that steak sandwich looks pretty good but for f'n $25? man, that is a bit much
man its freezing outside!

 

[Bababooey]

Ive been watching a lot of King of the Hill reruns lately, never really watched it when it was airing new shows but im getting into it now, kind of a family friendly comedy that the woman doesn’t mind having on either.
There are new beavis and butthead episodes out too, think they came out on hulu or something and now theyre airing on comedy central. I wasn’t really into that show either but it’s pretty funny watching these dumbasses while high.

Are there any shows like TPB, Hawk? Im surprised there aren’t more copycat shows like that. Maybe Shameless, which was a showtime show set in Chicago?

Jamie lee did have an awesome figure in true lies, she is a bit mannish in the face but dang if that body wasn’t rocking. DB, ur into horror movies, she ever show that bod in the Halloween movies? Get chased around by Michael myers in her tank top and short shorts?
I don’t think it’s ever confirmed she had some chromosomal abnormalities (XXY or something) but she never had kids of her own, she adopted a couple. So maybe she doesn’t have working reproductive organs, seems like she’ll take that secret to her grave tho.

Seems like a lot of street coke nowadays has fent in it, to give it more oomphf and make it more addictive. Im surprised the TPB never tried to grow their own coca, maybe that should be a spinoff. Hawk and his crazy online friends trying to be the homegrown pablo escobar and making a botch of it every time.

Old perverts are the worst, whether gay or straight they manage to offend everyone.
A hole is a hole, right DB? Just so long as there are no 4 inch long taint hairs staring back at me.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that, squeezed some lime juice into the guac. Gotta have the lime for that zest and to prevent the browning, although that’s less of a concern if you eat it quick.

I remember that movie when it came out, the shaggy dog with Tim Allen, he turns into a dog in the movie? Never really seen it myself, seemed geared toward children, but if you said it was funny I might give it a look if I run into on cable.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Ive been watching a lot of King of the Hill reruns lately, never really watched it when it was airing new shows but im getting into it now, kind of a family friendly comedy that the woman doesn’t mind having on either.
There are new beavis and butthead episodes out too, think they came out on hulu or something and now theyre airing on comedy central. I wasn’t really into that show either but it’s pretty funny watching these dumbasses while high.

Are there any shows like TPB, Hawk? Im surprised there aren’t more copycat shows like that. Maybe Shameless, which was a showtime show set in Chicago?

Jamie lee did have an awesome figure in true lies, she is a bit mannish in the face but dang if that body wasn’t rocking. DB, ur into horror movies, she ever show that bod in the Halloween movies? Get chased around by Michael myers in her tank top and short shorts?
I don’t think it’s ever confirmed she had some chromosomal abnormalities (XXY or something) but she never had kids of her own, she adopted a couple. So maybe she doesn’t have working reproductive organs, seems like she’ll take that secret to her grave tho.

Seems like a lot of street coke nowadays has fent in it, to give it more oomphf and make it more addictive. Im surprised the TPB never tried to grow their own coca, maybe that should be a spinoff. Hawk and his crazy online friends trying to be the homegrown pablo escobar and making a botch of it every time.

Old perverts are the worst, whether gay or straight they manage to offend everyone.
A hole is a hole, right DB? Just so long as there are no 4 inch long taint hairs staring back at me.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that, squeezed some lime juice into the guac. Gotta have the lime for that zest and to prevent the browning, although that’s less of a concern if you eat it quick.

I remember that movie when it came out, the shaggy dog with Tim Allen, he turns into a dog in the movie? Never really seen it myself, seemed geared toward children, but if you said it was funny I might give it a look if I run into on cable.

I've seen most of the newer Halloween movies...she does not strip down. Remember, true lies was 1992...so like 30 years ago. And she was like 50 or 60 then. In the new Halloween movies she usually plays a defenseless grandmother. Oh wow she's on the TV right now...said she's not staying up for the Oscars even though she was nominated. Said she goes to bed at 9pm. Like me!!!! I enjoy her movies...I guess I don't care if she has both parts.
My dispensary is out of kief...they only have Nature's Heritage and it's crap...doesn't even get me high. Probably from immature buds. Wouldn't doubt it. Scam artists. Though about a month ago i stopped in Revolutionary Clinics and got like 14 grams of really good kief...it melted so nice, turned to ash so nice. Got me SO high. ALL month of Febuary. Now they're all out and all I can get is this nature's heritage brand...it's such garbage. And they want $25 for a half gram. All the other kief is $25-30 for a whole gram. Well have enough for about a week and I'm frantically searching other dispensary menus for kief around here.

 

[pop_rocks]

naw, f'that tim allen shit
this was the original shaggy dog staring fred mcmurry movie shot back in the 60s i would guess? it was in b/w
/he was the dad from my three sons
ever hear of letterkenny? its prob the nxt best thing to tpb, maybe better depending on how you like your shows
those prices are bunk doob! i hope you find some kief soon

 

[shithawk420]

better than the Trailer park buys!??!!!you watch your whore mouth!! im just kidding pops but TPB really is in a league of its own.ill have to check this letterkenny out.

i refuse to pay for weed.espicially from a dispenserery.my buddy pays $60 an eigth and pays his "friend" $40 dollars to get it for him cause he dont have a state ID and his "friend"doesnt want to be seen going in.id just quit smoking at that rate.hes a dumbass and i couldnt care less.

a sandwich like that doob would be even more at subway.it was 18 inches and did have wagyu steak.it wasnt bad.just wish i got a different one.

made some gauc last night.it turned out good.used cilantro and lime juice.could use some more salt.i could take a pic.needs more jalepeno too.still good.

in the original TPB black and white pilot they did coke.probably good they switched to weed

 

[shithawk420]

Forgot to add onions and should of added more jalapeno but it's decent.cant compare to Chipotle.never been there

 

[shithawk420]

Mom got me a spicy deluxe mccrispy.
I don't like McDonald's but it's what she got me.rather have a sandwich from KFC or anywear really

 

[D. B. Doober]

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Mom got me a spicy deluxe mccrispy.
I don't like McDonald's but it's what she got me.rather have a sandwich from KFC or anywear really

Your mom loves you man! She tried! Enjoy it for her man...she made the effort.
I bought 2 sausages for dinner and peppers. Chocolate croissant too. And Munchies...they have like Doritos n shit.

 

[pop_rocks]

naw hawk, i never said better than tpb, i said the next best thing
you should check it out, it has that same nihilistic feel of tpb and the sense of people who slip between the cracks, but still live their life the best they can and lot of stupid shit happens

/you can guess who my fav character is
f'n $60/8th?! outrageous; that 8th " better weigh out to 14g+!
i just got some coupons in the mail for subway, the mail man gave me two of the same flier so i get dbl the savings!
i think they are ok but when you get that 2xfootlaongs for 12.99$ you cant resist it sometimes
tomatoe is a frequent add to guac here in so cal, but if thats your move i would just get the ebst salsa you can from the store and add that to the chopped avocados
most salsa has the onion, colantro, and spices you want in addition to the maters; add jalapeno to taste
another thing i forgot to mention was the mayo guac! we have here in so cal!!
most places dont have it but i know a spot that serves it that way and when i was growing up one of my neighbors moms would make it like that; a big old scoop of maonaise in the guac
it makes it lighter green and gives it this cream taste that some people like
/i personally like it!
doob is right hawk, you mom loves you man and i wish my mom would get me food from mcdonalds!
maybe she just likes mickyD so she goes there instead of the other places and then gets what she thinks you will like
she went all in on that too, hence the name deluxe!
ive had those munchie chips before doob, they have like little doritos and cheetos in the and other snack mix stuff!
grinding

 

[Bababooey]

She was 35 when true lies came out, so Jamie lee was keeping things tight well into her 30s. I was imagining a 20yr old Jamie running around braless in the original Halloween would have been a sight to see, do you remember the first one? Yeah, the new ones coming out now, it’s a different story, but I will say she’s aged gracefully for someone who’s 64 now. Fwiw, I think she did have a brief topless scene in Trading Places when she was 25, and dem thangs were real and they were spectacular.

Im with Pop, I hope you find a nearby dispensary with Rev clinics kief, DB, sounds like it really did the job for you. Maybe call around if they don’t have online menus. Also did your regular dispensary tell u when theyre going to get more of it in? Never hurts to ask.

Oh ok, there was an original Shaggy Dog movie from the 50’s. Havent heard of it but if it’s any good maybe ill check it out if I run across it. Whats the basic premise, guy turns into a dog and learns valuable lessons, like dont bite the hand that feeds you and always sniff a stranger's asshole before befriending them?

Ive heard of the Letterkenny show and saw a bit of it (based on Pop's recommendation from years ago?) from what I could tell it’s not quite so blue-collar as TPB but it is Canadian and deals with a lot of small town issues. But Hawk is right, it’s hard to find shows like TPB. They really did coke in the first pilot episode? Might have to look for that.

Prices at dispensaries are pretty ridiculous which is why the black market is still a thing, Pop is right, screw that paying 60 and up for an eighth. Unless the flower is like hash/kief in terms of potency (impossible) that's just a rip off. I might be willing to pay that much for some well-cured/aged bud, like cured for years or decades even, i think it becomes like tobacco (or wine or whiskey), better flavors and smoother and maybe even stronger.

The guac is looking a little brown but that’s probably just the lighting or camera. Ive made guac from overripe avocados and it still tastes the same even if the color isnt as green as it should be.

That spicy chicken sandwich from McD has this weirdly hot sauce on it, like I thought it was actually spicy compared to most fast food spicy sauces. I didn’t like it either Hawk, would have much preferred a regular chicken sandwich or a big mac/quarter pounder. Still, food is food.

I havent had subway in months, last time it seemed like a lot of vegetables in the sandwich, not so much meat and cheese. They still making it good in your area, Pop, or are they serving lettuce sandwiches?

The mayo seems like a somewhat disgusting yet workable hack for guac, but there’s also avocado cream sauce, which is avocados blended with sour cream. Kind of mixing 2 common Mexican food toppings into one.

 

[D. B. Doober]

She was 35 when true lies came out, so Jamie lee was keeping things tight well into her 30s. I was imagining a 20yr old Jamie running around braless in the original Halloween would have been a sight to see, do you remember the first one? Yeah, the new ones coming out now, it’s a different story, but I will say she’s aged gracefully for someone who’s 64 now. Fwiw, I think she did have a brief topless scene in Trading Places when she was 25, and dem thangs were real and they were spectacular.

Im with Pop, I hope you find a nearby dispensary with Rev clinics kief, DB, sounds like it really did the job for you. Maybe call around if they don’t have online menus. Also did your regular dispensary tell u when theyre going to get more of it in? Never hurts to ask.

Oh ok, there was an original Shaggy Dog movie from the 50’s. Havent heard of it but if it’s any good maybe ill check it out if I run across it. Whats the basic premise, guy turns into a dog and learns valuable lessons, like dont bite the hand that feeds you and always sniff a stranger's asshole before befriending them?

Ive heard of the Letterkenny show and saw a bit of it (based on Pop's recommendation from years ago?) from what I could tell it’s not quite so blue-collar as TPB but it is Canadian and deals with a lot of small town issues. But Hawk is right, it’s hard to find shows like TPB. They really did coke in the first pilot episode? Might have to look for that.

Prices at dispensaries are pretty ridiculous which is why the black market is still a thing, Pop is right, screw that paying 60 and up for an eighth. Unless the flower is like hash/kief in terms of potency (impossible) that's just a rip off. I might be willing to pay that much for some well-cured/aged bud, like cured for years or decades even, i think it becomes like tobacco (or wine or whiskey), better flavors and smoother and maybe even stronger.

The guac is looking a little brown but that’s probably just the lighting or camera. Ive made guac from overripe avocados and it still tastes the same even if the color isnt as green as it should be.

That spicy chicken sandwich from McD has this weirdly hot sauce on it, like I thought it was actually spicy compared to most fast food spicy sauces. I didn’t like it either Hawk, would have much preferred a regular chicken sandwich or a big mac/quarter pounder. Still, food is food.

I havent had subway in months, last time it seemed like a lot of vegetables in the sandwich, not so much meat and cheese. They still making it good in your area, Pop?

The mayo seems like a somewhat disgusting yet workable hack for guac, but there’s also avocado cream sauce, which is avocados blended with sour cream. Kind of mixing 2 common Mexican food toppings into one.

Oh yeah she shows her tits in Trading Places...probably how she got famous. Oh wait she did Halloween. I don't think there's tits except for the sister who Michael stabs and kills as a little boy. They show her boobs.

Mom got the Norovirus from work. I have to get my own coffee and tobacco today.

 

[pop_rocks]

that sucks that your mom is sick doob
hope she gets better soon
it might do you some good to get out and about! go for a walk and see the sights
im sure the mayo hack is based of the sour cream thing, its just a different typw of guac that most places dont offer
here its super chunky and fresh at most mex places; i see it like the rice, if they can make good guac (or rice) then the rest of their food is probably crap too
if you can get the original shaggy dog movie i would def watch it, i think it was on disney+
its a riot about this kid who gets this cursed ring and turns into a dog, hilarity ensues
the subways around here are still pretty good and i will often ask them for extra toppings
if you get a real nice person you can ask for the extras on the side and its like a salad! otherwise i just let that shit fall where it may and gobble it up after eating the sandwich
their subs are just ok, like the meat is ok and the bread is good, but it just dosent come together like a firehouse sub or a jersy mikes
i just like it because its basically two people eating 12" sandwiches for like $13
i had the new quarter pounder from mcD's a while back and it wasnt bad! i still like the big mac for nostalgic reasons but could see the 1/4#r being a good alternative
/i think it has more meat on it and they say the meat is fresh now
not bad for mcdonalds but still kind of pricy if you dont have the app

 

[D. B. Doober]

I haven't had a Big Mac in like 20 years. I like the sauce though. I usually get 2 double cheeseburgers...for like $5. That's 4 patties. The Big Mac only has 2 patties. The double quarter pounder is what to get if you are really into it. Although, those $3 double cheeseburgers are pretty good.
Ran out of that good kief from Revolutionary Clinic. Smoking some Nature's Heritage garbage that's like 25% thc. That's the same thc as flower! Should be like 50% thc. They're scammers, I've been onto them for a while. Not sure why my dispensary still carries their garbage products.
Hawk how are you man? Did you get the shits from the chicken sandwich? I had chik fil a...$6 for a tiny chicken sandwich. Would be good deal if it was $3