NFL 2019-2020

[shithawk420]

thanks pops.i used a marinade with soy,brown sugar,minced garlic,red pepper flakes,fresh lemon juice and parsley.if i used something else i dont remember.probably could of used more brown sugar for mor carmelization.i did squeeze lemon juice and a pat of butter when it came out.hope you guys are well.i didnt read the whole thing but sounds like you got some russian problems doob?be careful.you dont want the Kremlin or KBG on your ass.those fuckers DO NOT play around! lol

 

[Bababooey]

Speaking of how often you change clothes, does anyone do the turn underwear inside out trick to get more wear out of it before washing? Ive never done that but supposedly it’s a thing.

I think Wentz should go to the xfl. Maybe Mariota too, although he was a decent backup for the raiders the last couple of years. I remember when he came out in 2015, I wanted the bears to trade up and draft him. This is why im not an nfl gm.

Sounds like those guys were trying to run you ragged on purpose. They should realize that at elevation no one’s endurance is what it used to be if youre not acclimated. Still, if it lights a fire under you to get better then seems like a good thing overall.

I hope the Russians leave for good, DB, and soon. Sounds like they really rub you the wrong way. What’s wrong with Puerto Ricans? Ive met some bad russians but for the most part they seem like any other people, some fair, some foul, most just in the middle.

That’s cool that u and the neighbor are helping split the cost of repairing the fence between you. I think that’s pretty common, both of you benefit from the fence so it’s not fair one party bears the brunt of maintenance.

Ive been using the broiler a bit more myself, Hawk. Do you use it for steaks too to get a nice sear or just do cast iron on the range? How’s things going, is the mom in hospice or at home with you? Hopefully things go ur way, but ur definitely a survivor and can handle what comes ur way, eventually. Life punches everyone in the mouth sometimes, yet we keep moving on. One step in front of another and don’t look back.

 

[pop_rocks]

the mrs is just as guilty as anyone, she kept up with their pace and i could not let her smoke me in front of friends!
/she has been booze free for almost two years now! way to go chicky
so it looks like we are replacing three sides of fence total
like i said, her other side neighbors fence blew down so you can look right into their yard with no barrier
plus she has a dog and it must suck not to be able let your dog out into the yard when it needs to go
but the other neighbors are claiming poverty and say they wont pony up any dough
the other neighbor on our side is this lady who is actually poor and i dont think she will pay up; she got the house from her family who used to be really good neighbors!
/they once took out dog in when he got out and was running wild in the streets
but i guess they passed away (it was a mom and her son, this guy was huge like fat and used to play rpg games like dnd in his garage with his friends
i remember very well when mariotta came into the league! i had a friend who was a ducks fan and he was so sure m&m would go #1; i was a crab leg fan
yeah that worked out well for all (well i guess both player made millions! good for them)
i think they could find a role on the bench but we will see
im more a wentz fan but think mariotta could offer some advice to a young qb
hahha, dont be silly baba, i dont wear underwear
i like the sweet and salty combination of the soy and brown sugar! hawk
a little lemon to add some pep to the dish and some frsh herbs for color, man why are you getting pussy with your cooking
like babs said, you got this and we are here for you brother

 

[shithawk420]

thanks guys.yeah i have used the broiler for steaks.its good for steaks like a t bone.btw i broiled that fish in the air fryer.came out pretty good.but i prefer the reverse sear method for a steak if cooking indoors.actually got an angus ribeye i might cook today.

but yeah my drinking isnt helping.i dont think the treatments are working for my mom.i dont know whats gonna happen.my uncle is in the hospital and needs surgery because the arm he shoots up with is infected.amputation is possible but i doubt it.my dads going to prison next month unless he gets a continuance.so yeah things are shitty all around.gotta go to the dentist today.

i didnt even know xfl was around.i think i heard a rumor they were gonna bring it back a few years ago.where can i watch that?i guess i can google it.

pussy pops?are you kidding?i dont even know anyone out here and im not the kinda guy to creep on women at the grocery store.wish there was a bar within walking distance.actually tried tinder for the first time and got like 6 matches but i have to pay to see them.im like fuck that.im not paying money on what sounds like a scam.id rather pay a hooker.wich by the way theres a shady message parlor down the street.i could use one anyway.if i get a little sucky sucky then even better.i can almost gaurantee i could get something there.big ass shades and dark.probably a low key whore house.

anyway thanks guys.and hopefully doober dont get abducted by the KGB or else we have to infiltrate the Kremlin and get him out.hey did i just come up with an awesome movie?

 

[pop_rocks]

steaks under a broiler arent bad and a lot of high end steak place do them like that
they have that thing cranked up so its hot as hell and they put a good sear on the meat then finish it off on a hot plate smothered in butter
https://www.ruthschris.com
the fish in the air fryer sounds decent, you dont want that red in the middle, you want it cooked through
plus with the air fryer it would get that crust that is so good on fish
when it rains it pours for you hawk! but if you are shooting up that is hard core and i imagine infections are common
watch out there bob kraft (alt joke: d.watson) im sure there are all kind of rubby tuggy places but im not touching them
i know what you mean about how it can be hard to meet women, the mrs is always cock blocking me! (heyyyy-yoooo/drum roll please)
but one way to meet new people is to just get out and do something you enjoy
im not sure what you like to do but you can meet people irl in all kinds of ways
im with you and say f paying some web site to let you view an email?! is that how it works
that sounds like a decent movie for sure man, but we need to work a dog into the script
plus a scene where you drink putin under the table!
#jackpot !!

 

[Bababooey]

Hmm, yeah, if the mrs is leaving you in the dust then it’s time to work on your conditioning, gotta be able to keep up with your better half. But like u said, the drinking got to u big time, hard to exercise a lot when ur somewhat hungover.
So she went 2 years without even a glass of wine or a beer? That’s hard to do I think, social drinking is normal these days.

So u had a neighbor who played a lot of dnd in the garage? Sounds like you should have joined them, I hear it’s a fun time. You can even adopt a fake lord of the rings accent (vaguely british but not really) and speak in character. “I am Lord Poprocks, fifth of his name, of the House Cali Kush, Protector of the Bong, Knight of the Order of Vodka Cranberry.”

I thought Mariota would be better than Jameis, turns out we were both wrong and they both mostly suck haha. Well, bears ended up picking wide receiver kevin white at #7 in that draft, he was a bust too, I think he’s still in the league as a #4 or 5 WR somewhere. If he has 200yds receiving in a year that’s like more than he had in 4 yrs with the bears, but he was mostly injured with us.

I don’t know how dudes can not wear underwear and not get shaft/balls/pubes caught in the zipper when zipping up and down. I guess with sweats or such that’s not an issue.

So for a reverse sear indoors Hawk you cook the steak in the oven and then finish it under a broiler or on a hot skillet? Ive heard reverse sear is better at retaining steak juices than sear first.

Sounds like ur uncle is messed up, that ur dad’s brother? What’s up with those guys? Maybe a lot of trauma when they were children. This is why I don’t have kids, lol, don’t want to pass my hang ups to the next gen.

Is that an Asian massage parlor near u, Hawk? Go for it, 90% chance they offer at least a rub n tug, so long as u don’t look like a cop.

I think DB neighbors were kicked out of Russia, even the russians didn’t want to have anything to do with them, so it was either that or Siberia for them.

U don’t like ur salmon a little undercooked in the middle, Pop? I thought that was a thing. I know tuna is often seared and left warm but mostly uncooked on the inside. Maybe salmon you have to cook more but a little rare in the middle is probably considered like steak, a good thing.

 

[shithawk420]

i went like a whole week without wearing inderwear.theres like no point when you ear track pants or sweat pants.plus i got these expensive jockeys i dont wanna wear out.ive actually seen $100 dollar a pair underwear.fuck that.

lol you crack me up pops!i could probably drink putin under the table but then an agent will drug me with a needle and do experiments on me.thats what they were known for back in the day.we could use my dog but he will probably lick them to death.we call him ole lickery.

yeah thats my dads brother.they used to be imfamous in Dupage county.my uncle won first or second place in battle of the bands in chicago and played with Korn and Buddy Guy and other bands and people.they are nuts and not to be messed with.they grew up somewhat normal.my grandpa won awards for having the best mink for fur and stuff.im glad i never had to deal with those little bastards.that was in Lombard area.kinda funny cause they lived on High road.pretty fittingthey went to the same school as mike zimmer the coach.

i have no idea about that message parlor.its kinda ghetto around here.you wouldnt even know what it was without the sign.i think they did a raid recently in Aurora on rub n tugs.it was bs.broke there windows and shit for no reason.went and took a drive around davenport and the miss river.saw a $300,000 lamborghini Huracan.ive only seen one or two in my life.wish i could of taken a pic.can you believe at its widest point the miss is 11 miles wide?thats crazy.bet theres tons of dead bodies there

for the steak i would crank the oven as high as you can and put the cast iron skillet in there till its searing hot then put on a burner and sear both sides then put it back in the oven for maybe up to 5 minutes tops.maybe i got that wrong.maybe thats not a reverse sear but the results should be the same regardless.got a lamb roast from aldi that i gotta cook soon.dont remember if ive cooked a lamb roast before.should be easy like steak.sear it then put in the oven.my mom wont eat lamb so shes kinda mad but i didnt kill it.might as well eat it right?

 

[pop_rocks]

you've seen $100 pair of underwear hawk?! you must be getting out more than i thought
on a lady its not un ommon for their underwear to cost a lot more but for men, its usually hanes or fruit of the loom? i guess
like i said i dont wear underwear; no problems with with the dong or pubes
/i guess i could ask the boy what kind of underwear he wears but he might say something fancy panys like calvin klein, f'n rich prick
ole lickery! now we have the dog part cast
maybe we could have two dogs where they work in conjunction
time to watch the shaggy da again!!
/google it, its the best movie evarrrhhhhh
the mrs works out on the reg! she had dance class last night and wakes up early so she can do her work outs in the morning
yeah man, she dosent drink anymore, she will still smoke and she loves mushie but no alcohol
hahha i wasnt hung over, i was drunk! i drank before we went on the walk and smoked some weed at the trail head
/dont you judge me!
dude! i love the dnd accent! i will need to work on that
"im just a simple man born of humble roots, but my blade is sharp and my heart is true, pass me the dice m'fr's"

 

[D. B. Doober]

I love my underwear...size XL boxer briefs. Champion, Reebok, Columbia. Can't go without my boxer briefs. I changed them today after I took a shower...in the Winter I take a shower like once a week. Underwear were like 7 days old. The bachelor life. I had a taint hair that was like 4". Trophy.
I'm watching PBS...the Who hits 50. Meh.

 

[shithawk420]

yeah doobs! i rock the reeboks but im wearing this awesome brand called "Pair of thieves"and they are good.pretty pricey though.so when i want to rock out without my cock out i wear nice briefs.yeah they got this underwear with microbial material so your balls and underwear dont stank.pretty useful for us lazy fucks.speaking of wich i gotta hit the gym or start doing martial arts again or something.im not getting younger.at least it sounds like your wife takes care of herself pops.you would be disgusted by these midwest hogs.i have seen some pretty hot chicks here and there.i try not to stare but they wear yoga pants.what am i supposed to do?

fucking dnd.i tried playing it in jail and it was so fucking boring.probably because the dungeon master or whatever the fuck there called sucked.one minute were in a dungeon and next thing he says we got transported to new york or something.im like fuck this and im an RPG master.fuck that game.

well its good to back boys.feeling a little better after a couple drinks and some Kratom.might make steak and guacomole.i made some real good gauc a few weeks ago.just gotta remeber how i made it.i know you got a recipe pops.or did you tell us and i forgot?

 

[shithawk420]

Well this is supposedly one of the best subs in America.its capriottis black angus angus wagyu beef.its not very good and disappointing.its not bad but it's meh

 

[Bababooey]

100 dollar for one piece of men’s drawers is ridiculous but believable if it’s made out of super high quality (and overpriced) material. I heard bruce willis’s tank top in the original Die Hard was like $500 apiece because it had really good texture that came out on film, even though it was all blood and soot stained at the end.

Could you outdrink a Russian, Hawk? Maayyybbeeee. Those guys are hardcore. It would be a battle worth watching.

Your gramps had a mink farm in IL? I guess nowadays people wear fake fur mostly, but ive touched a real mink coat, soft and warm as heck, no wonder theyre so expensive, plus u need like 50 of them to make a big coat.

I guess law enforcement wants to bust rub n tug massage parlors because of ‘human trafficking’ concerns, but mostly the girls that work there do so voluntarily, seems like.

Do I keep the broiler on for the 5 minutes when I put the steak back in the oven after searing on the stovetop, maybe put the pan on a lower rack so it doesn’t continue to sear/get burned? Or turn off the broiler and keep the oven temp like 450 or so?

Drinking before a walk and then puffing during it, at altitude, yeah no wonder u got sick lol. Next time save those activities for later and youll do much better, Pop.

Seriously, u should play dnd with ur neighbor, especially if they smoke. Nothing like being high and drunk and playing an rpg, get to bust other people’s balls and stuff. But if they don’t like to get high then u might end up making a fool of yourself.
Sounds like that jail DM was trying to pull a fast one on u, Hawk. U played a lot of RPGs on console before, like Zelda and final fantasy, elder ring, diablo, etc? That’s like the old D&D cartoon plot, bunch of teenagers get plopped into a fantasy world. It’s a whole genre in Japanese animation/comic books, it’s called Isekai, or ‘other world’.

DB, going a week without changing underwear is a trip. U need that microbial underwear that Hawk mentioned. Did u learn that skill from the military? I think special ops guys on long range recon can go over a week without taking a shower or changing clothes.

I made a good guac with minced onion, garlic powder, salt and msg (black pepper and minced tomatoes are optional). Didn’t even have cilantro and the woman said it was good, like chipotle quality.

That capriotti’s shop only has locations in Maryland, how’d u get one in the Midwest? Sorry to hear it wasn’t so great. Maybe the best subs come from mom n pop shops, not chain locations. Also I bet you can make a mean sandwich, especially if it's a steak one.

 

[shithawk420]

no no.sear the steak and put it in the regular oven cranked up.if you put it in the broiler youll burn it unless your constanly flipping it.

could i outdrink a russian?probably.hell my avatar is there for a reason.did you guys know that russia recently classified beer as an alchohol beverage?thats fucking hardcore.except for the woman i wouldnt live in fucking russia.those dudes are too crazy for me.and im hardcore.

they got cappriotis in davenport.only know about it cause i saw commercials.said they got the best subs.it was ok.25 bucks for a 18 inch sub.the wagyu definatly had a strong taste.id rather have a turkey sub.

yeah my grandpa won trophies for the best mink in IL.im surprised i didnt take any pics.i will when i go out that way.we actually used the old mink cages to grow weed.

im an rpg master.this fuker was just a POS child molester anyway.might try it again with normal people.

in south america they chew on coca leaves when walking at high altitudes.used to be able to buy coca leaves on ebay back in the day.probably a lot harder to get now.

$500 a tank top?shit i could probably make a better one for that price.make it out of weed leaves and stalks and shit.it would be almost bullet proof!lol

bought some cabernet cause it was on sale.ill drink some of it but my mom wants to make french onion soup and i wanna make a ribeye so i figure out a way to cook with the wine.never really cooked with red wine so ill see how it goes

 

[shithawk420]

Bought ready to cook this bad boy.just gotta figure out th red wine sauce

 

[shithawk420]

 

[shithawk420]

Here's the final result.i promise irs perfect medium rare.i can take pics on the inside.wine sauce was good

 

[Bababooey]

Ok yeah, don’t want to finish a seared steak under a broiler else you’ll end up making a nice carbon coating on it, hmm everyone loves eating ash with their meat.

That’s crazy but it seems ur right, up until 2011 or 2013 beer under 10% abv was not considered an alcoholic beverage in Russia, was treated the same as other food/drinks. Did that mean kids could buy it?

Playing dnd with a child molester? Im surprised he didn’t have any weird sexual things in his campaign. Like insisting some of his players have female characters or something.
It’s probably easy to grow coca plants in the US, they don’t seem as distinctive or smelly like cannabis, and I heard you don’t actually need that much coca leaves to make a usable amt of powder. Im surprised some farmer doesn’t try that, grow a coca bush or 2 somewhere inconspicuous.

That wine sauce with onions looks pretty good, did you have any mushrooms too? Lamb in wine sauce, hmm mmm, looks like you had it on a bed of mashed potatoes?

 

[shithawk420]

yeah i wish i had some mushrooms and i did lay it down on mashed potatoes.it was freaking perfect medium rare.even my mom liked it and she dont like anything.wish i had broccoli or brussel sprouts.i wanna drink the wine but i gotta buy more for my lamb roast.she wants it for french onion soup.well ill just finish it up and buy another bottle.it was on sale at walmart for 7 bucks.barefoot brand.they are ok.nothing to write home about but good for cooking.i could of used balsamic vinegar but i didnt see the point.it came out good.my first step in french sauces was ok.ill get better.

yeah that fat child molester was all over the place.we even had COs print some sheets out and made a spinner instead of die..the prick was all over the place and we all just quit after a couple days.thats too nerdy for even me.those games can take weeks.

anyway guess ill go to walmart to get some more wine for the lamb roast.my mom dont eat lamb but i think i can get her to try it.ill sear it then braise it in onion and red wine sauce.fucking gonna be a winner if i do it right.hell yeah boys.eating like a king lately

far as growing coca plants i dont know.it needs to be grown at high altitudes i think.you could probably grow it indoors or a greenhouse.i would hate to be busted for that.the average cop probably wouldnt know what it was though.its a nasty process to make coke.using gasaline and all kinds of dilutents.but hey a little bit of coke never hurt anyone

 

[shithawk420]

This is the wine.its a great cooking wine.gonna buy another bottle for the lamb roast.its gonna be epic

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, I think ive only made wine sauce a couple times in my life and the last time was a mushroom red wine sauce with steak, that was ‘chefs kiss’ good. Anything that adds more umami/savory to meat isnt a bad thing imo.

Barefoot wine is alright, ive had it before, was it $7 for a 1.5L bottle cause for 750ml that sounds expensive. Does trader joes still have the 3 buck chuck? Used to be 2 buck chuck before inflation.

You can probably get coca seeds online without too much difficulty, I don’t think it has to be grown at altitude either, at least some varieties don’t. Looks like u need 250lbs of leaf to make 1lb of powder, that seems like a lot of picking to get that much leaf. A hardcore user probably needs 2lbs a year, that’s less than an 8ball a day. But that’s the worst part about it, I had a stoner friend who used to be a big time coke user hanging out with rich folks, he said he quit when he realized you can always justify/talk yourself into doing another line.